Skip to comments.The 100 Most Confusing Wall Street Protester Rants Consolidated Into One Paragraph.Please Read.
Posted on 10/12/2011 6:32:07 PM PDT by The_Obama_Gerbil
Plain & Simple: Well ah,it's like,We Are Protesting The Corporate Greed that has DeCruppted the Financial Scrutiny of the Average American who is suffering because like,there are 42,000 Billionaires in the country of whom stole all of our money,and uh,now they wont spend it,and because of dis we wont get our free new cars,free rent,free food and cigarettes. It's the Bi-Constipated People in the White House that need to put a stop to The Internal Degression !Dey say that Franny Drescher & Freddie Krooger caused the housing meltdown,well they should go jail and pay for all of our college expenses! So like,Mr. Heraldo Grivera, will dis be on TV? am I gonna be famous now?
after hearing about 50 interviews with the wall street protesters, this is the best I could do to decipher what the message was. Was this helpful to anyone?
When the Pee Party speaks, Portapotties listen.
Thank God I’m not the only one-I thought my attention span was going.
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#1: These idiots don’t know that Ben & Jerry’s is owned by Unilever, which has insanely aggressive capitalist policies in emerging mkts.
You forgot to add: “We are the 99%”
You need some anti-semitism in there. I don’t think the squatters could get that many words in without blaming the Jews.
What is she doing wrong?? good lord. Number 1. 80K in loans for a job that pays maybe 30K the first yet. Error number 1.
Error number two, ask the dentist about getting the work done there. I’ll bet there is a reason he does not offer dental. If it’s not cheap/free to get the work done there. How bout buying it on the free market? Dental insurance is only 10-25 bucks a month. Plus. If you keep your teeth clean, bi-annual exam is what, 50 bucks?
Error #3 Accepting the pay cut. Did you go looking for work elsewhere? What the owner buys is NYOB.
Error #4 Maybe your disrespected, or maybe your nose is so high in the air about your preceved worth to the company you “feel” disrespected.
Error #5 if your truly been sexually harassed at work, try calling the police after documenting it and if possible tape it.
Error #6 is mine. Thinking she would #1 see this and #2 not blame me for 1-5.
and I am pretty sure that 1 in 4 of the protesters have urinated into a street sewer,park lawn, or on a tree.
Oh, that’s good. Thanks for the laugh. You forgot one thing....where’s the “It’s all George Bush’s fault”?
Yep. I think you nailed it pretty well. Good job.
“If you keep your teeth clean, bi-annual exam is what, 50 bucks?”
Maybe 30 years ago.
have you guys seen the forecast for the winter, check it out on the web, they say we are in for La Nina, in other words,frigid cold throughout the north, I can’t wait to see the Protesters in New York,Boston&Chicago in January!
Should have gotten an engineering degree. You would be starting at 75K plus and would have had multiple job offers.
Beats me. I have dentures.
“Should have gotten an engineering degree. You would be starting at 75K plus and would have had multiple job offers.
Do you really think she could have handled the math?
If her boss sees this picture, she’s fired. What’s her excuse for being away from work so long, anyway?
My dentist charges my dental insurer $60 for each biannual exam/cleaning.
Whether he would charge more to a non-insured walk-in, deponent sayeth not, but doubteth like unto St. Thomas.
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