Skip to comments.A doomsday date for your diary! World 'will end on Friday' says preacher
Posted on 10/16/2011 4:35:21 PM PDT by traumer
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“Darn,I just made a car payment....”
You think you got it bad, I finally get to take a vacation, 3 whole days, and now the world ends as I am driving down the road!
Will hold off paying Blue Cross/Shield. Wait a minute, I think they will have that in Heaven.
>> doesnt the Bible say that no one will know?
The Father knows... no one else, though; not even the Son.
Anyway, who cares... live every day like it’s tomorrow! Or this afternoon. Whatever.
So much for the 999 plan!
You can forget about iPhone 5, too!
The Rolling Stones’ 50th Anniversary Tour ain’t gonna happen, Jack!
>> now the world ends as I am driving down the road!
No, the world won’t end. Just all the *good* drivers will get taken to Heaven, leaving you to dodge their unoccupied cars (while fending off the usual quantity of *bad* drivers).
And wherever you’re going, beware of the unusually high percentage of pickpockets. ;-)
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