Skip to comments.Cops: Man had only '2 pizzas to drink' before driving into ditch
Posted on 10/17/2011 3:01:57 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
LOUISVILLE, Ky. Police said a Louisville man drove his car into a ditch and then told officers he only had "two pizzas to drink" for lunch.
According to arrest records, Louisville police were dispatched to a vehicle in a ditch at the intersection of La Costa Road and Stonybrook Drive about 10 p.m. Saturday.
Police said when officers arrived, an off-duty St. Matthews police officer was talking to the driver, 68-year-old Donn Adams.
Adams seemed confused and disoriented, police said, and told officers he only had two pizzas to drink for lunch.
Officers asked Adams if he was under the influence of drugs, according to arrest records, and Adams told them he wasn't but that he took Suboxone for an opiate addiction.
Adams did not give officers permission to search his car, but two syringes filled with a brown liquid believed to be heroin were in plain sight in the car, police said.
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Oh cheese, obviously high AND sauced. I never sausage a story as this.
& a shot of pepperoni.
But while he was drinking the pizzas he also ate two martinis.
Those anchovies will get ya every time.
"Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this."
Sounds like they were smoking some oregano as well.....LOL! Be carefull with the herbs a little spice goes a long way.....
I’ve often answered when asked if I’ve had dinner that there’s a porkchop in every tumbler of Maker’s Mark.
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