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Cops: Man had only '2 pizzas to drink' before driving into ditch
MSNBC ^ | 10-17-11 | Jay Ditzer

Posted on 10/17/2011 3:01:57 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Police said a Louisville man drove his car into a ditch and then told officers he only had "two pizzas to drink" for lunch.

According to arrest records, Louisville police were dispatched to a vehicle in a ditch at the intersection of La Costa Road and Stonybrook Drive about 10 p.m. Saturday.

Police said when officers arrived, an off-duty St. Matthews police officer was talking to the driver, 68-year-old Donn Adams.

Adams seemed confused and disoriented, police said, and told officers he only had two pizzas to drink for lunch.

Officers asked Adams if he was under the influence of drugs, according to arrest records, and Adams told them he wasn't but that he took Suboxone for an opiate addiction.

Adams did not give officers permission to search his car, but two syringes filled with a brown liquid believed to be heroin were in plain sight in the car, police said.

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1 posted on 10/17/2011 3:01:59 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Oh cheese, obviously high AND sauced. I never sausage a story as this.


2 posted on 10/17/2011 3:03:37 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

& a shot of pepperoni.


3 posted on 10/17/2011 3:04:02 PM PDT by petercooper (2012 - Purge more RINO's.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

But while he was drinking the pizzas he also ate two martinis.


4 posted on 10/17/2011 3:04:58 PM PDT by 353FMG (Liberalism is Satan's handiwork.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Those anchovies will get ya every time.


5 posted on 10/17/2011 3:05:01 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Oh so drinking your pizza is now unlawful?

What next!

6 posted on 10/17/2011 3:05:41 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
At least he wasn't eating alcohol or anything.
7 posted on 10/17/2011 3:05:51 PM PDT by ravager
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Would you believe two pizzas and a beer?


8 posted on 10/17/2011 3:07:46 PM PDT by steveo (PETO-VT-IN-MARI-SVB-CRVCE-AVSTRALI-SEPELIAR)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

"Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this."

9 posted on 10/17/2011 3:08:53 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: steveo
Police said when officers arrived, an off-duty St. Matthews police officer was talking to the driver, 68-year-old Donn Adams.

Dude - nice one; you totally nailed it !
10 posted on 10/17/2011 3:13:57 PM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: Allegra

Rofl. :-)


11 posted on 10/17/2011 3:20:19 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Chag Sameach!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Sounds like they were smoking some oregano as well.....LOL! Be carefull with the herbs a little spice goes a long way.....


12 posted on 10/17/2011 3:34:16 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I’ve often answered when asked if I’ve had dinner that there’s a porkchop in every tumbler of Maker’s Mark.


13 posted on 10/17/2011 3:39:23 PM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Missed it by that much...
14 posted on 10/17/2011 4:20:07 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Rick Perry has more red flags than a May Day Parade)
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