Do you have a hot blonde sales woman like they do on Tanked? If you give her more than the 30 seconds per show they do on Tanked I’ll vote for your show!
Seriously, on Tanked all those fish must die within a week or two after the show ends. You can’t add all the fish at once to a new tank, you have to add them slowly over weeks to a new tank so the bacteria that breaks down their waste can establish themselves. You add fish to a new tank as fast as they do on Tanked the tank will foul quickly and the fish will die.
Nope, mine is a brunette ;)
Shes not here much. Unlike the one on tanked. I expect my sale person to meet with my customers. Not call them.
And yes, they kill TONS of fish. The rumblings about them on the wholesale side are amazing. I am surprised ERI has not dropped them like others have.
The phone booth tank.. Shessh, a cleaning nightmare. 2’ wide, 2’ deep and over 6’ tall! It was on e-bay not long ago. It crashed, and crashed hard killing everything.
Skateboards on a tank? don’t get me started. I have had fish jump out of a tank because someone dropped a bucket of salt (50 lbs) on the floor.
Tanked is the new finding nemo. They bring people in to my shop with unrealistic ideas who won’t take no for an answer.