"Throw away evil statue! It make men of tribe forget women of tribe! So says Chief Ogg!"
Posted on 10/22/2011 11:58:36 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
What? That is the best anti porn picture one can come up with!!
Speaking of Fabio....don’t know if you have ever watched Mystery Science Theather 3000...but here is a clip from the show where Mike, Tom Servo and Crow are making fun of Fabio
“There isn’t a female organism alive that doesn’t worship Fabio!” LOL! That was hysterical!
“...porn doesn’t watch itself, you know.”
That sounds like a job description. lol
It’s one of Zer0’s shovel-ready jobs.
“We’re all suppose to just do missionary with our legal married wife to pro-create?”
As far as I’m concerned, do pretty much whatever your wife will agree to, and not just for procreation.
However, there are at least *some* people who get on a spiral that leads them step by step into the depths of perversion. They might start with Playboy, but they end up needing...what, group sadomasochist kiddie porn? to find stimulation. And that, shipmate, I see as a problem.
That’s not to say that everyone goes down that road, but the danger is there, and enough people do take that road to keep the filth merchants in business.
Well, gross or not, it’s true, a guy can only have so much inlcination for sex, masturbating via fantasizing about some made-up woman is a cheap substitute for what could be the real, wholesome deal. Again, it’s another manifestation of God being true long after the commandments against fornicating and comitting adultery came into play.
That makes more sense than the "conclusion" of this "study".
According to the "logic" of this finding, spending all your time working out at the gym will turn you into a 98-pound weakling.
"Throw away evil statue! It make men of tribe forget women of tribe! So says Chief Ogg!"
That makes two of us, then. I was just making that very point on an ONOZ Population Growth Is Slowing Down And Soon The Earth Will Be Empty (aka "Population Bomb II: Electric Boogaloo") thread.
Nobody can destroy your ability to control yourself but you. I'm rather surprised to see any suggestion to the contrary on a supposedly conservative site.
Being a heterosexual male, I can only infer by analogy, but I assume that women aren't looking at the face of a well-built bare-chested man any more than a man would be looking at the face of a well-built bare-chested woman.
Wally: My proposed work plan for the year is to stress-test our product under severe network conditions. I will accomplish this by downloading large image files from the busiest servers on the net.
(later, after the proposal is rejected)
Wally: I was this close to making it my job to download naughty pictures.
Dilbert: Just as well; I'd have had to kill you.
Because they can't find the free sites online, maybe? Technology is hard.
LOL, that must be it. Those mice thingys are coooky devices.
I find your stature strangely...sexy.
stature=statue
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