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Man Hires Prostitute Which 'Turned Into a Donkey' at Night
Emirates 24/7 ^ | Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Posted on 10/26/2011 9:42:26 AM PDT by nickcarraway

'I do not know what happened... but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,' man tells court

It may have been the work of a genie or a sorcerer or just that a Zimbabwean man is off his rocker, for he claims in court that he had hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey.

He says that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, state media said Wednesday.

"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.

Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 300 kilometres (185 miles) south of the capital Harare on Sunday.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; donkey; jackass; lazwouldnothitit; napl; prostitute; zimbabwe
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1 posted on 10/26/2011 9:42:30 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


2 posted on 10/26/2011 9:45:04 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

...he’ll run for President for the DNC and get Pelosi’s ok in 2020......


3 posted on 10/26/2011 9:47:02 AM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: nickcarraway

We have a Prez in love with a Jackass...what’s the big deal?


4 posted on 10/26/2011 9:47:49 AM PDT by jessduntno ("They say the world has become too complex for simple answers... they are wrong." - RR)
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To: nickcarraway

All the girls get prettier at closing time.


5 posted on 10/26/2011 9:48:03 AM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: nickcarraway
The lovely couple...


6 posted on 10/26/2011 9:48:03 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: bray

Bray................izzat YOU??


7 posted on 10/26/2011 9:48:13 AM PDT by EggsAckley ( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply ! !)
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To: nickcarraway

DUDE!


8 posted on 10/26/2011 9:48:35 AM PDT by bkopto (Obama is merely a symptom of a more profound, systemic disease in American body politic.)
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To: nickcarraway

I was married to a jack ass once.


9 posted on 10/26/2011 9:48:35 AM PDT by Shimmer1 (National Procrastination Day has been postponed until tomorrow.)
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To: nickcarraway
Sex during the day, and plowing the fields at night. What's not to like?

/johnny

10 posted on 10/26/2011 9:48:58 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: nickcarraway

I think it was more likely he shanghaied a donkey who he turned into a prostitute at night.


11 posted on 10/26/2011 9:49:07 AM PDT by supremedoctrine
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To: nickcarraway

This is a distorting mirror held up to the plot of ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’.

Oh what fools these mortals be.


12 posted on 10/26/2011 9:50:51 AM PDT by agere_contra ("Debt is the foundation of destruction" : Sarah Palin.)
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To: nickcarraway

Sounds like a perfect employee for Arne Duncan.


13 posted on 10/26/2011 9:51:41 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: nickcarraway
Seems he got more ass than he bargained for...
14 posted on 10/26/2011 9:52:22 AM PDT by BigCinBigD
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To: nickcarraway

“I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,” Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper

I’m glad this guy doesn’t live in the United States...Here the libs would be pushing for us to accept that he is a donkey and for a taxpayer funded surgery for him to become a donkey!


15 posted on 10/26/2011 9:52:39 AM PDT by jakerobins
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To: nickcarraway

Jackass.


16 posted on 10/26/2011 9:55:48 AM PDT by dangus
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To: nickcarraway

I believe him, my ex-wife turned into a real ass too.


17 posted on 10/26/2011 9:57:02 AM PDT by txroadkill (Antlers up! The Claw must be feared! Back2Back American League Champions!)
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To: nickcarraway
I do not know what happened when I left the bar

Man, I've heard of beer goggles, but this takes the cake.

18 posted on 10/26/2011 9:57:11 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree ("Nanny Care State" is not a Division 3 football powerhouse.)
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To: nickcarraway

I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,”

Don’t make an a$$ out of yourself Moyo.


19 posted on 10/26/2011 9:58:27 AM PDT by tumblindice (Don't tread on me)
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To: supremedoctrine

After looking down he said, “I think I am also a donkey...” Maybe it’s ok?


20 posted on 10/26/2011 9:58:40 AM PDT by WellyP (REAL)
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To: nickcarraway
This guy has got to be a muslim,and a wealthy one at that, I mean seriously a donkey is a very high end sex slave, for your average muslim animal lover.
21 posted on 10/26/2011 9:59:08 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)
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To: nickcarraway

Happens all the time, actually. How often have we elected good conservative candidates who ended up turning into donkeys overnight? I kinda believe this poor fella’s story.


22 posted on 10/26/2011 9:59:58 AM PDT by mr_griz
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To: nickcarraway

She musta been quite a ride.


23 posted on 10/26/2011 10:00:52 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: nickcarraway
Two legs bad, four legs good?
24 posted on 10/26/2011 10:02:53 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
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To: nickcarraway

1 in a million shot, doc.


25 posted on 10/26/2011 10:04:38 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ('Are now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?' is NOT a legitimate debate question.)
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To: nickcarraway

What was he arrested for?


26 posted on 10/26/2011 10:05:11 AM PDT by stuartcr ("Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different.")
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To: nickcarraway

Don’t tell Obama - he will demand a new rule for US military


27 posted on 10/26/2011 10:08:44 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: nickcarraway

Hey, it’s an easy mistake to make at closing time............


28 posted on 10/26/2011 10:08:44 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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To: nickcarraway

In before thread pulled.


29 posted on 10/26/2011 10:09:23 AM PDT by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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To: nickcarraway

Sounds similar to what happened to the American voting public!

They thought they were electing one person (who was bought and paid for like a prostitute) who turned out to be a a real jacka$$ (a socialist Democrat)! GO FIGURE!?!?


30 posted on 10/26/2011 10:10:05 AM PDT by ExTxMarine (PRAYER: It's the only HOPE for real CHANGE in America!)
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
This is obligatory

Friggin' moon-gawd worshipping perverted mooselimbs.

31 posted on 10/26/2011 10:11:19 AM PDT by DCBryan1 ("Forget the Lawyers! FIRST YOU MUST kill the journalists!" - Die Ritter, die sagen, "nee"!)
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To: nickcarraway

I’d sure like to know what he was drinking. Whatever it was, it’s something to be sure to stay away from...


32 posted on 10/26/2011 10:13:43 AM PDT by Ramius (personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Not a donkey, it’s two jackasses!


33 posted on 10/26/2011 10:13:59 AM PDT by WellyP (REAL)
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To: dangerdoc
In before thread pulled.

Mods kept pulling my MILF updates (Moro Islamic Liberation Front) for some reason! I never knew those threads would get 100+ replies before the mods yanked citing "no thanks" ;) I guess they just aren't interested in MILFs as I am!

IBTP!

34 posted on 10/26/2011 10:17:42 AM PDT by DCBryan1 ("Forget the Lawyers! FIRST YOU MUST kill the journalists!" - Die Ritter, die sagen, "nee"!)
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To: nickcarraway

I guess that’s what happens when guys go looking for some ass...


35 posted on 10/26/2011 10:18:33 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: nickcarraway
"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,"

You drink.
You lose your inhibitions.
You lose your reasoning
You lose your discernment.
Next thing you know a donkey is _______ you
and your transformation to Democrat is complete.

36 posted on 10/26/2011 10:18:59 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Sounds like somebody's been playing too much Red Dead Redemption.


37 posted on 10/26/2011 10:34:14 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nickcarraway
Does say how they got him downstairs...


38 posted on 10/26/2011 10:43:03 AM PDT by Daffynition (“There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord.” ~ Homer)
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To: supremedoctrine

What was the donkey’s side of the story?


39 posted on 10/26/2011 10:58:44 AM PDT by Average Al (Forbidden fruit leads to many jams.)
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To: nickcarraway

I wonder if the muslims have discovered Tijuana yet....


40 posted on 10/26/2011 11:01:38 AM PDT by Molon Labbie ("It's free, swipe your EBT!")
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To: nickcarraway

I hate it when that happens!


41 posted on 10/26/2011 11:08:41 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Molon Labbie

I have had a dream, past the wit of man to
say what dream it was.

The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen,
man’s hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive,
nor his heart to report, what my dream was.
—Bottom, “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”


42 posted on 10/26/2011 11:13:03 AM PDT by Radagast the Fool ("Mexico-Beirut with tacos!"--Dr. Zoidberg)
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To: nickcarraway
I do not know what happened when I left the bar...

If I only had a nickel for every time someone has said that.

43 posted on 10/26/2011 11:17:14 AM PDT by newheart (When does policy become treason?)
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To: EggsAckley

Now that is just wrong in so many ways!! Abusing such a fine noble beast.

Too funny eggs!


44 posted on 10/26/2011 11:26:08 AM PDT by bray (Join the Cain Mutiny, tell the IRS 9-9-9!)
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To: bray

Heheheh. The Devil made me do it.


45 posted on 10/26/2011 11:48:43 AM PDT by EggsAckley ( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply ! !)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, what did he expect? He was, after all, hiring a piece of @55.


46 posted on 10/26/2011 11:56:27 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
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To: JRios1968

A transformative dream come true. A piece of ass becomes an ass of Peace...


47 posted on 10/26/2011 11:58:53 AM PDT by BWDog
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To: nickcarraway

This takes the metaphor of beating on a rented mule to an entirely new level.


48 posted on 10/26/2011 12:16:11 PM PDT by dirtboy
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To: nickcarraway

This takes the metaphor of beating on a rented mule to an entirely new level.


49 posted on 10/26/2011 12:16:20 PM PDT by dirtboy
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To: nickcarraway
He says that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, state media said Wednesday.

That's what the gay marriage agitators say, it's all about love.

50 posted on 10/26/2011 12:20:05 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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