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Q&A: Vikings punter gives his view on porn stars, social injustice and the filthy rich
St. Paul Pioneer press ^ | October 27, 2011 | Bob Sansevere

Posted on 10/27/2011 12:36:58 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

CK: I will be out there picketing. We'll write a song for them. Actually, we just finished one that I think the Occupy Wall Street people will enjoy.

BS: Can you give me a line from it?

CK: "Recession. Bankers scum. They get all. We get some. Rise up. Occupy. Rich stay rich. Sick. Die."

BS: Your lyrics or someone else's?

CK: Our singer's lyrics. But I approve.

BS: Do you sing backup on something like that?

CK: Yeah, actually, in the chorus.

BS: What's the chorus line?

CK: The chorus line is, "Punish various people back to the house of pain." It's kind of a shout out to the "Island of Dr. Moreau." "Those who don't obey the law must be punished, back to the house of pain." So he goes, "Punish such-and-such, back to the house of pain." Then I go, "Back to the house of pain!"

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TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: football; kluwe; music; occupy; ponder; vikings
Fran Tarkenton can't be too happy.
1 posted on 10/27/2011 12:37:00 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Just proof that there are some serious head injuries in pro football these days.


2 posted on 10/27/2011 12:40:39 PM PDT by tbpiper
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To: ConservativeStatement
Recession.
Uh huh.

Bankers scum.
Ad hominem.

They get all. We get some.
Lie.

Rise up. Occupy.
Nothing but bloody communism.

Rich stay rich.
Uh huh. Good. I hope to be able to work my way there myself.

Sick. Die.
Huh?

3 posted on 10/27/2011 12:42:14 PM PDT by Christian Engineer Mass (25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Viking punter? I didn’t know the Vikings played football.


4 posted on 10/27/2011 12:43:25 PM PDT by GSWarrior (Click HERE to read the entire post.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

You’re rich. You’re not even a real football player, either. Glorified kicker.


5 posted on 10/27/2011 12:46:50 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (Perry and Cain I can support, but no Romney)
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To: Christian Engineer Mass

So this guy is in the top .01% of earners on the planet and he earns his pay by kicking a ball a couple of times a week in a game... And HE’S out protesting against the unjust system? I’m never changing my tagline.


6 posted on 10/27/2011 12:47:42 PM PDT by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Doesn’t matter. The Viqueens suck and are going to have a ton of time on their hands in the off season.


7 posted on 10/27/2011 12:48:31 PM PDT by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
They get all. We get some.

Every single NFL player (except for undrafted rookies) has a salary that puts him in the 1%. Hypocrite.

8 posted on 10/27/2011 12:49:39 PM PDT by denydenydeny (The moment you step into a world of facts, you step into a world of limits. --Chesterton)
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To: Darren McCarty
You’re rich. You’re not even a real football player, either. Glorified kicker.

"I keeck a touchdown."

9 posted on 10/27/2011 12:51:20 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: GSWarrior
Viking punter? I didn’t know the Vikings played football.

Yes. Don't quit your day job Chris Kluwe.

Oh wait ... your day job makes Jared Allen want to puke ...

10 posted on 10/27/2011 12:52:00 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: PilotDave
So this guy is in the top .01% of earners on the planet and he earns his pay by kicking a ball a couple of times a week in a game... And HE’S out protesting against the unjust system?

LMFAO! I choked on a pretzel when I read this. I would love to see an OWS $hit-for-brains protester walk up to him without saying a word and punch his lights out.

11 posted on 10/27/2011 12:52:36 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (Government For the People - an obviously concealed oxymoron)
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To: ConservativeStatement

This guy is probably in the top 1% himself. lol.


12 posted on 10/27/2011 12:54:49 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Just another reason to hate the Vikings.


13 posted on 10/27/2011 12:55:04 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic (Packer fan)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Never heard of this guy but I can see why he’s a “punter” He doesn’t have a Klue.

Go add to the stink, Chris. You’ll fit right in. Especially after you’re let go by the capitalist pig owners.


14 posted on 10/27/2011 12:55:57 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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To: Servant of the Cross
No...you were supposed to say "the Vikings haven't played football since Favre left."

I wasted a great set-up line.

; )

15 posted on 10/27/2011 1:04:04 PM PDT by GSWarrior (Click HERE to read the entire post.)
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To: dfwgator
It's times like this that I wish coach put me on the punt block unit when I was on the high school team.

I couldn't jump well enough....

16 posted on 10/27/2011 1:06:56 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (Perry and Cain I can support, but no Romney)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Hey, OWS really needs a punter. They haven’t moved ten yards in a month.

The brave warrior Vikings currently occupy nothing but last place. When this failed purple reign comes over to confront real success at Lambeau next month, it will be analogous to OWS. But with brats and beer.

We Packers will show how to tax the poor. Chris NoCluey will be forced (more than once) to give the ball to the team which already has the most points. And wins.

No fair. This calls for the drum circle defense...


17 posted on 10/27/2011 1:19:10 PM PDT by BuddhaBrown (Path to enlightenment: Four right turns, then go straight until you see the Light!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

http://www.sportscity.com/NFL/Minnesota-Vikings-Salaries

Chris Kluwe P $1,180,000

Hey Chris, after shanking all those punts during the Bears game, you’re going to be in the lower 99% really soon! I hope you invested your money.


18 posted on 10/27/2011 1:37:30 PM PDT by NorthStarStateConservative (Springtime in America will arrive on January 21, 2013.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The reasons for the Viking’s tragic failure as a team are becoming evident. They expect the other team to give them half of their points, to level the playing field.

I’ll bet the punter doesn’t give his money away to any of the less fortunate...

By the way, how are those threats to leave the State if a new play pen (stadium) is not built. We keep holding the door for them, but they refuse to leave! Why should the taxpayers subsidize this punter or the organization he works for? I earn less money than he does!


19 posted on 10/27/2011 1:50:35 PM PDT by LachlanMinnesota (Which are you? A producer, a looter, or a moocher of wealth?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I hope he get blocked.


20 posted on 10/27/2011 2:02:58 PM PDT by Big Horn (Rebuild the GOP to a conservative party)
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21 posted on 10/27/2011 2:20:26 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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I’m waiting for the NYPD to Punt the OWS fleabaggers.


22 posted on 10/27/2011 11:07:42 PM PDT by Rodney Dangerfield (The true face of the left that the MSM won't show: www.zombietime.com)
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