Skip to comments.Q&A: Vikings punter gives his view on porn stars, social injustice and the filthy rich
Posted on 10/27/2011 12:36:58 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
CK: I will be out there picketing. We'll write a song for them. Actually, we just finished one that I think the Occupy Wall Street people will enjoy.
BS: Can you give me a line from it?
CK: "Recession. Bankers scum. They get all. We get some. Rise up. Occupy. Rich stay rich. Sick. Die."
BS: Your lyrics or someone else's?
CK: Our singer's lyrics. But I approve.
BS: Do you sing backup on something like that?
CK: Yeah, actually, in the chorus.
BS: What's the chorus line?
CK: The chorus line is, "Punish various people back to the house of pain." It's kind of a shout out to the "Island of Dr. Moreau." "Those who don't obey the law must be punished, back to the house of pain." So he goes, "Punish such-and-such, back to the house of pain." Then I go, "Back to the house of pain!"
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Just proof that there are some serious head injuries in pro football these days.
Viking punter? I didn’t know the Vikings played football.
You’re rich. You’re not even a real football player, either. Glorified kicker.
So this guy is in the top .01% of earners on the planet and he earns his pay by kicking a ball a couple of times a week in a game... And HE’S out protesting against the unjust system? I’m never changing my tagline.
Doesn’t matter. The Viqueens suck and are going to have a ton of time on their hands in the off season.
Every single NFL player (except for undrafted rookies) has a salary that puts him in the 1%. Hypocrite.
"I keeck a touchdown."
Yes. Don't quit your day job Chris Kluwe.
Oh wait ... your day job makes Jared Allen want to puke ...
LMFAO! I choked on a pretzel when I read this. I would love to see an OWS $hit-for-brains protester walk up to him without saying a word and punch his lights out.
This guy is probably in the top 1% himself. lol.
Just another reason to hate the Vikings.
Never heard of this guy but I can see why he’s a “punter” He doesn’t have a Klue.
Go add to the stink, Chris. You’ll fit right in. Especially after you’re let go by the capitalist pig owners.
I wasted a great set-up line.
I couldn't jump well enough....
Hey, OWS really needs a punter. They haven’t moved ten yards in a month.
The brave warrior Vikings currently occupy nothing but last place. When this failed purple reign comes over to confront real success at Lambeau next month, it will be analogous to OWS. But with brats and beer.
We Packers will show how to tax the poor. Chris NoCluey will be forced (more than once) to give the ball to the team which already has the most points. And wins.
No fair. This calls for the drum circle defense...
Chris Kluwe P $1,180,000
Hey Chris, after shanking all those punts during the Bears game, you’re going to be in the lower 99% really soon! I hope you invested your money.
The reasons for the Viking’s tragic failure as a team are becoming evident. They expect the other team to give them half of their points, to level the playing field.
I’ll bet the punter doesn’t give his money away to any of the less fortunate...
By the way, how are those threats to leave the State if a new play pen (stadium) is not built. We keep holding the door for them, but they refuse to leave! Why should the taxpayers subsidize this punter or the organization he works for? I earn less money than he does!
I hope he get blocked.