Skip to comments.!!Breaking!! Meghan McCain Sexual Harassment Claim
Posted on 11/02/2011 5:23:48 PM PDT by mnehring
BREAKING NEWS. Meghan McCain reveals that no one has ever sexually harassed her, or even hit on her.
In a not so shocking revelation, Meghan McCain, aka Tits McGee, aka The Daily Beast has revealed she has never once been hit on in her life. Furious, she describes daily events where children run in horror of her and even Karl Rove wears a blindfold to their daily meetings.
Meghan McCain has also revealed that she plans to endorse Mitt Romney for President. She said he is the most qualified candidate because he is the only one who hasn't attempted to gouge his eyes out on meeting her. Scientific experts attribute it to layers and layers of Aqua Net hairspray on his eyes.
In other news, McCain plans to sue Herman Cain for $10 Million for the mental hardship of his never sending 'non-overtly sexual' gestures her way.
Who would sexually harass a cow? A lonely farmer, maybe.
Oh, the Hugh manatee!!!
That made me laugh out loud! Well, that and Tits McGee. Good one!
Isn’t this mental midget’s useful idiot status just about over with for the democrat party’s Crony Corporate Media?
Buh bye, fool. Back to obscurity.
A few years ago Ms. McLame might have had a fifty-fifty chance of being hit-on by Slick Willie; but from the looks of Willie lately, I wouldn’t bet that he can still cut the mustard....if you get my drift.
Wait a minute! I just had an idea! She might have a better than even chance if she was waiting at the dock when one of our Navy fleets comes in. I wouldn’t bet any MONEY on it, mind you; but she might take a shy at it!
Only trying to help.
I think the best bet would be waiting outside a prison on parole day.
Tits Boobs were brains.
Damn I love that movie.
Or just go to OWS and climb into a sleeping bag.
Actually they did a TV show about this.
Family Guy where Meg gets sued for sexual harassment.
Untitled Griffin Family History
Hey! You might have a very good point there! However, have you ever heard the saying that some individual couldn’t make out in prison even if they were carrying a handfull of pardons?
I am not saying this would apply to Princess McLame. In fact, it’s likely that somebody would feel up to the task. ;o)
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