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!!Breaking!! Meghan McCain Sexual Harassment Claim
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Posted on 11/02/2011 5:23:48 PM PDT by mnehring
BREAKING NEWS. Meghan McCain reveals that no one has ever sexually harassed her, or even hit on her.
In a not so shocking revelation, Meghan McCain, aka Tits McGee, aka The Daily Beast has revealed she has never once been hit on in her life. Furious, she describes daily events where children run in horror of her and even Karl Rove wears a blindfold to their daily meetings.
Meghan McCain has also revealed that she plans to endorse Mitt Romney for President. She said he is the most qualified candidate because he is the only one who hasn't attempted to gouge his eyes out on meeting her. Scientific experts attribute it to layers and layers of Aqua Net hairspray on his eyes.
In other news, McCain plans to sue Herman Cain for $10 Million for the mental hardship of his never sending 'non-overtly sexual' gestures her way.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; itisajoke; johnmccain; makeitstop; mccain; mclame; mcshame; satire
Yea, yea, yea.. IB4TZ
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:23:52 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: mnehring
Who would sexually harass a cow? A lonely farmer, maybe.
To: mnehring
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:29:09 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Rick Perry engages in corporate welfare via Texas TEF/ETF)
To: mnehring
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:29:37 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
To: mnehring
Scientific experts attribute it to layers and layers of Aqua Net hairspray on his eyes. That made me laugh out loud! Well, that and Tits McGee. Good one!
To: mnehring
Isn’t this mental midget’s useful idiot status just about over with for the democrat party’s Crony Corporate Media?
Buh bye, fool. Back to obscurity.
To: mnehring
One of the reasons Miss Pigggy hates Sarah Palin so much is that three years ago men were totally ignoring her while going nuts over a woman old enough to be her mother.
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:34:12 PM PDT
by
bwc2221
To: mnehring
Being instructed to "kiss this face", several test subjects, presented a picture of Meghan McCain, have tried, to no avail. Even lesibians were found to fail the test...
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:37:27 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: mnehring
A few years ago Ms. McLame might have had a fifty-fifty chance of being hit-on by Slick Willie; but from the looks of Willie lately, I wouldn’t bet that he can still cut the mustard....if you get my drift.
Wait a minute! I just had an idea! She might have a better than even chance if she was waiting at the dock when one of our Navy fleets comes in. I wouldn’t bet any MONEY on it, mind you; but she might take a shy at it!
Only trying to help.
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:58:28 PM PDT
by
Tucker39
To: Tucker39
I think the best bet would be waiting outside a prison on parole day.
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posted on
11/02/2011 6:00:24 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: mnehring
she has never once been hit on in her life but has been beaten about the face and ears repeatedly
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posted on
11/02/2011 6:16:02 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(wogga wogga)
To: mnehring
"Tits McGee" from this day forward!
If only Tits Boobs were brains.
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posted on
11/02/2011 6:18:16 PM PDT
by
TexasCajun
(Fast & Furious , Solyndra & Light Squared would be enough to impeach any White President !!)
To: mnehring
In other news, Maureen Dowd calls Tits MeGee to commiserate!
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posted on
11/02/2011 6:19:52 PM PDT
by
TexasCajun
(Fast & Furious , Solyndra & Light Squared would be enough to impeach any White President !!)
To: mnehring
"Good evening, I'm Veronica Corningstone; Tits McGee is on vacation."
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posted on
11/02/2011 6:22:26 PM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: Tainan
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posted on
11/02/2011 6:23:23 PM PDT
by
rintense
(ABO is not a winning strategy.)
To: mnehring
I think the best bet would be waiting outside a prison on parole day.Or just go to OWS and climb into a sleeping bag.
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posted on
11/02/2011 6:24:30 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lame and ill-informed post)
To: mnehring
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posted on
11/02/2011 7:19:49 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: mnehring
Hey! You might have a very good point there! However, have you ever heard the saying that some individual couldn’t make out in prison even if they were carrying a handfull of pardons?
I am not saying this would apply to Princess McLame. In fact, it’s likely that somebody would feel up to the task. ;o)
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posted on
11/02/2011 7:43:16 PM PDT
by
Tucker39
To: rintense
...............Whaaaaammmmmy !!
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posted on
11/02/2011 8:25:01 PM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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