I think the best bet would be waiting outside a prison on parole day.
Or just go to OWS and climb into a sleeping bag.
Hey! You might have a very good point there! However, have you ever heard the saying that some individual couldn’t make out in prison even if they were carrying a handfull of pardons?
I am not saying this would apply to Princess McLame. In fact, it’s likely that somebody would feel up to the task. ;o)