Threesome goes wrong: East Naples man accused of attacking wife and other woman

Naples Daily News ^ | November 7, 2011

[ConservativeStatement]

A sexual threesome turned violent Sunday, resulting in an East Naples man's arrest — accused of punching his wife, swinging a big-screen television at her and whipping her with a belt.

Jorge Daniel Silva, 22, of the 6400 block of College Park Circle, faces a felony battery charge after Collier deputies say he became enraged before a planned threesome with his wife and another woman Sunday afternoon.

[ConservativeStatement]

Two's company, three's a crowd.

[NoGrayZone]

Gee, how could a threesome possibly go wrong??

[Travis McGee]

I'm betting there is no 50th Wedding Anniversary in their future.

[Steely Tom]

Two's company, three's a crowd.

Three can keep a secret if two are dead.

[Army Air Corps]

Well, he’ll have plenty of threesomes in the slammer.

[Revolting cat!]

Those Eyetalians!

[Cicero]

I hope the big screen TV is OK. Those things are expensive!

[jmacusa]

Onesies beats twosies but nothing beats three! “I sleep in the middle/I’m left/and I’m right/ but theres room at the bottom/if you drop in some night!’’

[jmacusa]

Onesies beats twosies but nothing beats three! “I sleep in the middle/I’m left/and I’m right/ but theres room at the bottom/if you drop in some night!’’

[rodguy911]

Just another evening of entertainment gone wrong in the hell hole that is South Florida and now Southwest Fla. as well.Doubt if any of them speak English.Most down here speak money and drugs.

[GeronL]

You know that whole One Man-One Woman thing was done for a good reason.

[Grunthor]

Ya know....I wasn’t always the saint that I am today, washed in the blood and saved by His grace. In fact I came to Christ in my mid 30’s following 15 years of debauchery and perversion such as this.

I do have memories however of many a night such as this young man was about to have taken part in. In my very humble opinion....

He’s doing it wrong.

[cicero2k]

Onesies beats twosies but nothing beats three! “I sleep in the middle/I’m left/and I’m right/ but theres room at the bottom/if you drop in some night!’’

My favorite musical of all time.

Liza never did anything nearly as good since.

[freebilly]

If you’re going to be swinging... don’t be swinging the TV....

[Grunthor]

EGG-sactly.

[NonValueAdded]

Sir, you are doing it wrong ...

[RedMDer]

[GladesGuru]

“He’s doing it wrong.”

Given his probable ethnicity and culture (term used very loosely), perhaps it might be more accurate to say that the perp is, in and of himself, and because of his basic nature, wrong.

[Gamecock]

I guess he wan't "into it" after all.

[Larry Lucido]

“No, I said bring the battery CHARGER, not file battery charges!”