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Lack Of Toilet Paper Leads Man To Destroy Charlotte Motel
http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2011/11/10/lack-of-toilet-paper-leads-man-to-destroy-charlotte-motel/ ^ | 11/11/2011 | CBS

Posted on 11/11/2011 2:11:09 PM PST by Morgana

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – One man made sure a Charlotte motel was going to pay for him running out of toilet paper.

Upset about the lack of toilet paper that was available in his room, a man destroyed $2,090 worth of hotel property on Monday, according to a Charlotte-Mecklenburg police report. The identity of the man remains unknown.

The incident, which happened at the Charlottetown Manor, happened around 10 a.m. Monday. According to the report, the man grew irate after learning he didn’t have toilet paper and proceeded to walk upstairs to a vacant room that was being renovated. Upon entering the room, he proceeded to clog the toilet, causing water damage to the room, totaling about $2,000 in carpet and ceiling charges.

(Excerpt) Read more at charlotte.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beavis; bunghole; cornholio; damage; elite; fat; hogfarm; motel; nc; rich; sourcetitlenoturl; toilet; toiletpaper

1 posted on 11/11/2011 2:11:10 PM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Wow, that guy is wound way too tight.


2 posted on 11/11/2011 2:14:07 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: Slings and Arrows
I AM CORNHOLIO I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!! Cornholio Pictures, Images and Photos
3 posted on 11/11/2011 2:14:09 PM PST by Morgana (This space for rent.........cheap)
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To: Morgana

“The identity of the man remains unknown.”

“Upon entering the room, he proceeded to clog the toilet, causing water damage to the room, totaling about $2,000 in carpet and ceiling charges.”

Was Michael Moore in Charlotte?


4 posted on 11/11/2011 2:14:39 PM PST by max americana (CAIN 2012)
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To: Morgana

if his identity is unknown how do we know WHY he did it??


5 posted on 11/11/2011 2:20:14 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Morgana

I wonder if he’ll next time go for Sheryl Crow’s advice on one sheet of TP per visit?


6 posted on 11/11/2011 2:21:20 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Morgana

Poor impulse control to the max.

I wonder if we’ll ever see a photo of the guy...

(just sayin’)


7 posted on 11/11/2011 2:26:43 PM PST by Tigerized (Occupy Wall Street? Go find the real culprits in the Capitol Building...)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Sheryl Crow must have a very small orifice, or very dull fingers. LMAO


8 posted on 11/11/2011 2:27:05 PM PST by Venturer
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To: Morgana

Another toilet-clogging Democrat. I’m telling you, it’s because they’re so full of sh_t.


9 posted on 11/11/2011 2:28:46 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Tigerized

not exactly a Marriott...

From the Charlotte Observer

For decades, Charlottetown Manor has provided a no-frills home to thousands of people wrestling with mental and physical ailments, drug addictions and the trauma brought on by war.

Now, besieged by financial problems and a brewing legal battle, it’s fighting to survive.

The aging east Charlotte hotel relies heavily on public money to house about 200 people. Many of them, owners say, might otherwise be homeless or in jail.

Read more: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2010/11/27/1868870/home-for-disabled-fights-for-survival.html#ixzz1dRDxRrR5


10 posted on 11/11/2011 2:29:05 PM PST by BubbaJunebug
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To: Morgana

$2,090 doesn’t sound like he destroyed the hotel. Even a cheap motel costs more than that.


11 posted on 11/11/2011 2:31:04 PM PST by gitmo (Hatred of those who think differently is the left's unifying principle.-Ralph Peters NY Post)
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To: GeronL
if his identity is unknown how do we know WHY he did it??

Based on post 7, maybe the perp doesn't know who he is.

12 posted on 11/11/2011 2:43:08 PM PST by gitmo (Hatred of those who think differently is the left's unifying principle.-Ralph Peters NY Post)
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To: BubbaJunebug

This could’ve all been avoided had they just had a bidet...

just sayin’


13 posted on 11/11/2011 2:46:14 PM PST by Marie (Cain 9s Have Teeth)
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To: Venturer

Smaller than the Oval Orifice? LMAO!


14 posted on 11/11/2011 2:50:37 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Morgana

This story seems to leave out some details. I guess I really don’t want to know them anyways. However, my question is, why didn’t the hotel room have toilet paper in the room. It doesn’t sound like the man did any of the damage intentionally, he just needed to go. So he desperately found a room to go in. Unfortunately, he clogged the toilet, and it didn’t a toilet plunger nearby, causing the toilet to overflow. The man in question being irritated between not being able to do his business in the room he rented, and then not being able to unclog the toilet, could not think fast enough to turn off the water as the toilet overflowed.


15 posted on 11/11/2011 2:55:29 PM PST by castlegreyskull
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To: gitmo

lol. If he and they don’t know who he is, how did he check into a motel?


16 posted on 11/11/2011 3:04:24 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: castlegreyskull

I forgot to add my sarcastic line.


17 posted on 11/11/2011 3:04:45 PM PST by castlegreyskull
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To: colorado tanker
Should just make sure he packs his own from now on.
18 posted on 11/11/2011 3:17:58 PM PST by Osamabindead
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To: Osamabindead
ROTFLMAO!

Is that a real product or a photoshop???

19 posted on 11/11/2011 3:19:27 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: colorado tanker

It’s a real product lol. You can buy some at shitbegone.com :)
This guy should’ve so he coulda taken a wipe out of crime Ba-dum-tsh!


20 posted on 11/11/2011 3:22:25 PM PST by Osamabindead
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To: Morgana

Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl....
What do you when you’re stranded...without a roll...
To prove you’re man, you must wipe with your hand
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl.....

(Some of our older folks here might recognize where this spoof came from.)


21 posted on 11/11/2011 3:26:07 PM PST by nesnah
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To: Osamabindead

LOL! That must be the official toilet paper of the movie “Idiocracy”?


22 posted on 11/11/2011 3:43:34 PM PST by 6SJ7 (I'm an AmeriCain!)
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To: nesnah
"Branded"

An "older folk" chimes in.

23 posted on 11/11/2011 4:31:31 PM PST by tal hajus ("Thank you sir. May I have another?" GOP)
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To: Tigerized

“Poor impulse control to the max.”

True, but having worked in an office where people are lazy about refilling the roll, and having been caught in a similar situation, I can testify that it is quite infuriating. I don’t endorse his behavior, but I can certainly empathize with why he got so livid.


24 posted on 11/11/2011 4:59:15 PM PST by Boogieman
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