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VIDEO: Drunk Man Attacked By Zoo Monkeys
NEWSCORE ^ | November 14, 2011

Posted on 11/14/2011 9:02:43 AM PST by ConservativeStatement

MYFOXNY.COM - A drunk man, who attempted to cool off by swimming over to a monkey enclosure at a Brazilian zoo, ended up being attacked and badly injured.

Video showed Joao Leite dos Santos after he peeled off his shirt and climbing into the narrow moat between visitors and the spider monkeys.

(Excerpt) Read more at myfoxny.com ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: brazil; mechanic; monkeys; napl
So, did you hear the one about the drunk mechanic from Brazil who swam with spider monkeys?
1 posted on 11/14/2011 9:02:46 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Soon to be coming across out Southern border looking for work...


2 posted on 11/14/2011 9:06:41 AM PST by bcsco (A vote for Cain will cure the Pain!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

3 posted on 11/14/2011 9:07:39 AM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: ConservativeStatement
should not have watched that while eating.

in other news, monkeys defend their border from illegal immigrant

4 posted on 11/14/2011 9:09:31 AM PST by NativeSon
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To: NativeSon

“RELEASE THE MARMOSETS!”


5 posted on 11/14/2011 9:22:11 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Was this at an OWS event?


6 posted on 11/14/2011 9:24:09 AM PST by JaguarXKE
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To: ConservativeStatement
Not a good day for that guy drunk and attacked by spider monkeys I'd guess that doesn't happen often even to him. He had apparently watched the Jungle Book by Disney too many times as well.
7 posted on 11/14/2011 9:28:15 AM PST by zadox (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Reagan)
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To: ConservativeStatement
In Sao Paulo…monkeys spank you!
8 posted on 11/14/2011 9:33:43 AM PST by RichInOC (Sarah Palin is at war with the left. Most Freepers are just playing the video game.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Pretty good gash in his arm by a spider monkey! It’s probably a good thing he didn’t want to frolic with the baboons!


9 posted on 11/14/2011 9:36:55 AM PST by momtothree
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To: Slings and Arrows

not a ping!


10 posted on 11/14/2011 9:39:25 AM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Okay...this takes the prize for today’s “Headlines You Didn’t Think You’d Ever See” award.


11 posted on 11/14/2011 9:46:16 AM PST by hoagy62 (The United States of America. Great idea...while it lasted.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
"Joao, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! "

- Texas Ranger

12 posted on 11/14/2011 9:47:31 AM PST by kaboom
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To: ConservativeStatement

ROTFLMAO!!!

The only thing that could have made that Tard’s day even better is if the moat were filled with adolescent sharks or 6 month old alligators....

Stoopid is as Stoopid does....

Life is like box of Milk Duds....Well, Duds...


13 posted on 11/14/2011 10:48:02 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Clay Moore
He was drunker than a monkey and they didn't want the competition.


14 posted on 11/14/2011 11:22:01 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

It appears monkeys don’t like drunks any better than the rest of us. LOL!!!


15 posted on 11/14/2011 11:50:27 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“He was only saved a worse fate because the monkeys did not want to get into the water.”

It isn’t that the monkeys didn’t want to get into the water; it is because monkeys can’t swim...hence the moat between monkeys and humans for safety.

If there is an exception about monkeys being able to swim, I have not read about it yet.


16 posted on 11/14/2011 12:02:54 PM PST by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer) (")
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To: ConservativeStatement

P.S.

Talking about monkeys, can the cheeky Kenyan bastard swim?

Just thought.


17 posted on 11/14/2011 12:13:03 PM PST by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer) (")
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To: ConservativeStatement

I swear that one monk was yellin’ to the drunk, “GET OFF MY LAWN”!!


18 posted on 11/14/2011 2:06:05 PM PST by bobby.223 (rick.)
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