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VIDEO: Drunk Man Attacked By Zoo Monkeys
| November 14, 2011
Posted on 11/14/2011 9:02:43 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
MYFOXNY.COM - A drunk man, who attempted to cool off by swimming over to a monkey enclosure at a Brazilian zoo, ended up being attacked and badly injured.
Video showed Joao Leite dos Santos after he peeled off his shirt and climbing into the narrow moat between visitors and the spider monkeys.
(Excerpt) Read more at myfoxny.com ...
KEYWORDS: brazil; mechanic; monkeys; napl
So, did you hear the one about the drunk mechanic from Brazil who swam with spider monkeys?
Soon to be coming across out Southern border looking for work...
posted on 11/14/2011 9:06:41 AM PST
(A vote for Cain will cure the Pain!)
should not have watched that while eating.
in other news, monkeys defend their border from illegal immigrant
posted on 11/14/2011 9:09:31 AM PST
posted on 11/14/2011 9:22:11 AM PST
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
Was this at an OWS event?
posted on 11/14/2011 9:24:09 AM PST
Not a good day for that guy drunk and attacked by spider monkeys I'd guess that doesn't happen often even to him. He had apparently watched the Jungle Book by Disney too many times as well.
posted on 11/14/2011 9:28:15 AM PST
(Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Reagan)
In Sao Paulo
monkeys spank you!
posted on 11/14/2011 9:33:43 AM PST
(Sarah Palin is at war with the left. Most Freepers are just playing the video game.)
Pretty good gash in his arm by a spider monkey! It’s probably a good thing he didn’t want to frolic with the baboons!
To: Slings and Arrows
posted on 11/14/2011 9:39:25 AM PST
by Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
Okay...this takes the prize for today’s “Headlines You Didn’t Think You’d Ever See” award.
posted on 11/14/2011 9:46:16 AM PST
(The United States of America. Great idea...while it lasted.)
"Joao, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! "
- Texas Ranger
posted on 11/14/2011 9:47:31 AM PST
The only thing that could have made that Tard’s day even better is if the moat were filled with adolescent sharks or 6 month old alligators....
Stoopid is as Stoopid does....
Life is like box of Milk Duds....Well, Duds...
posted on 11/14/2011 10:48:02 AM PST
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: Clay Moore
He was drunker than a monkey and they didn't want the competition.
posted on 11/14/2011 11:22:01 AM PST
by Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
It appears monkeys don’t like drunks any better than the rest of us. LOL!!!
posted on 11/14/2011 11:50:27 AM PST
by Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
“He was only saved a worse fate because the monkeys did not want to get into the water.”
It isn’t that the monkeys didn’t want to get into the water; it is because monkeys can’t swim...hence the moat between monkeys and humans for safety.
If there is an exception about monkeys being able to swim, I have not read about it yet.
Talking about monkeys, can the cheeky Kenyan bastard swim?
I swear that one monk was yellin’ to the drunk, “GET OFF MY LAWN”!!
posted on 11/14/2011 2:06:05 PM PST
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