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Would-Be Grocery Store Burglar Falls From Ceiling In Front Of Cash Register
CBS Los Angeles ^ | 11/14/11 | CBS

Posted on 11/16/2011 12:13:59 AM PST by Lmo56

GARDEN GROVE (CBS) — An Albertson’s supermarket on Harbor Boulevard was evacuated Monday after a burglary suspect fell through the ceiling to the ground near a cash register.

Police say around 9:30 p.m., a female shopper reported seeing a man’s leg descend from the ceiling before disappearing again. The customer then alerted the store’s manager, before the suspect suddenly came crashing to the ground by the checkout lane.

(Excerpt) Read more at losangeles.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: darwinnominee; moron
Attention ... Attention ... I need a price-check on a MORON laying in Aisle Three ...
1 posted on 11/16/2011 12:14:01 AM PST by Lmo56
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To: F15Eagle

Blue Light Special!


3 posted on 11/16/2011 1:45:39 AM PST by flaglady47 (When the gov't fears the people, liberty; When the people fear the gov't, tyranny.)
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4 posted on 11/16/2011 2:11:19 AM PST by Daffynition
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To: Lmo56

He was just part of Occupy Grocery, so he’s allowed to break the law.


5 posted on 11/16/2011 3:36:07 AM PST by Tai_Chung
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To: Lmo56
Police say around 9:30 p.m., a female shopper reported seeing a man’s leg descend from the ceiling before disappearing again. The customer then alerted the store’s manager, before the suspect suddenly came crashing to the ground by the checkout lane.

"Bag him, Danno!"

6 posted on 11/16/2011 4:10:39 AM PST by 6SJ7 (Meh!)
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To: Daffynition

Ceiling cat knows all your sins

CC

7 posted on 11/16/2011 4:36:53 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (Wisdom comes from experience. Experience comes from a lack of wisdom.)
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To: Celtic Conservative
'ning CC


8 posted on 11/16/2011 5:18:49 AM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition
Mornin' Daffy. how's the world treatin' ya today?

CC

9 posted on 11/16/2011 5:21:21 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (Wisdom comes from experience. Experience comes from a lack of wisdom.)
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To: Celtic Conservative
Just great...trying to behave myself...as if, someone's watchin' :) RU all set for Thanksgiving?


10 posted on 11/16/2011 5:26:26 AM PST by Daffynition
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Yep, all set. Just bought the cookbook "How to deep fry your TurDuckEn without immolating your house and relatives" and off to pick up the peanut oil, and a fire extinguisher (step number 3 in the book).

CC

11 posted on 11/16/2011 5:30:50 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (Wisdom comes from experience. Experience comes from a lack of wisdom.)
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LOL...I think a fire extinguisher is a great idea!


12 posted on 11/16/2011 5:43:47 AM PST by Daffynition
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