Skip to comments.Man Arrested for Boosting Butts With Cement, Fix-A-Flat
Posted on 11/18/2011 8:02:18 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
Florida police on Friday arrested a man suspected of administering dangerous and illegal butt-boosting shots injecting at least one woman with a cocktail of substances including cement, glue and tire sealant.
And, believe it or not, that man is the person pictured above.
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You made me look. And I will never forgive you.
My mom calls a padded bra a fix-a-flat.
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betcha she’d go 40,000 miles and never go flat!
I’ll never eat again. And if you show me a picture of Helen Thomas, I’ll gouge out my eyes.
Now, THAT’S a freakin’ caboose.
Ugh. Paging Sir-Mix-Alot.....
Or Steven Tyler. After all, that dude looks like a lady
Where'd you get that caboose?
Please don’t play that KC and the Sunshine Band song Shake Your Booty. That would cause an earthquake.
You ought to match this up with a photo of the girl with the biggest boobs...Cheryl Charms:
Didn’t the article say that the photo attached was actually a guy?
Betcha you didn't read the article.
That's the dude, dude, that was boosting butts...
Why don’t they just put an innertube under the skin and use an air chuck?
What the hell? I heard of junk in the trunk, but that’s a whole land fill.
Moochelle got nothin on that bootay.
He’s not just the President of the Ass Club for Morons, he’s also a client!
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