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Man Arrested for Boosting Butts With Cement, Fix-A-Flat
ABC ^ | November 18, 2011 | Dan Childs

Posted on 11/18/2011 8:02:18 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

Florida police on Friday arrested a man suspected of administering dangerous and illegal butt-boosting shots – injecting at least one woman with a cocktail of substances including cement, glue and tire sealant.

And, believe it or not, that man is the person pictured above.

(Excerpt) Read more at abcnews.go.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: butts; cement; cosmeticsurgery; napl; weird
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Well, that's a rather unique headline.
1 posted on 11/18/2011 8:02:20 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement
And, believe it or not, that man is the person pictured above.

You made me look. And I will never forgive you.

2 posted on 11/18/2011 8:04:40 PM PST by John123 (US$ - I owe you nothing. Euro - Who owes you nothing.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

My mom calls a padded bra a fix-a-flat.


3 posted on 11/18/2011 8:07:03 PM PST by o-n-money
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To: John123
It definitely stretches Sir Mix a Lot's preference to the max.
4 posted on 11/18/2011 8:07:52 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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5 posted on 11/18/2011 8:09:09 PM PST by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m speechless.


6 posted on 11/18/2011 8:10:40 PM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: ConservativeStatement

7 posted on 11/18/2011 8:12:24 PM PST by Daffynition
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To: ConservativeStatement

betcha she’d go 40,000 miles and never go flat!


8 posted on 11/18/2011 8:24:46 PM PST by bigbob
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To: John123

I’ll never eat again. And if you show me a picture of Helen Thomas, I’ll gouge out my eyes.


9 posted on 11/18/2011 8:24:56 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: ConservativeStatement

Now, THAT’S a freakin’ caboose.


10 posted on 11/18/2011 8:27:51 PM PST by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: Daffynition

Ugh. Paging Sir-Mix-Alot.....

Or Steven Tyler. After all, that dude looks like a lady


11 posted on 11/18/2011 8:29:21 PM PST by surroundedbyblue (Live the message of Fatima - pray & do penance!)
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To: Allegra
Now, THAT’S a freakin’ caboose.

Where'd you get that caboose?

Home Depot.

12 posted on 11/18/2011 8:34:28 PM PST by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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To: Daffynition

Please don’t play that KC and the Sunshine Band song Shake Your Booty. That would cause an earthquake.


13 posted on 11/18/2011 8:35:30 PM PST by joesbucks
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To: Daffynition

You ought to match this up with a photo of the girl with the biggest boobs...Cheryl Charms:
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=C1AIaL4Y2E8

Didn’t the article say that the photo attached was actually a guy?


14 posted on 11/18/2011 8:37:44 PM PST by Aria ( "If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.")
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To: bigbob
betcha she’d

Betcha you didn't read the article.

That's the dude, dude, that was boosting butts...

Steatopygia perhaps?

15 posted on 11/18/2011 8:44:07 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: ConservativeStatement

Why don’t they just put an innertube under the skin and use an air chuck?


16 posted on 11/18/2011 8:44:23 PM PST by Eye of Unk (E-Cat is the future, unless we want to live in the past.)
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To: Daffynition

What the hell? I heard of junk in the trunk, but that’s a whole land fill.


17 posted on 11/18/2011 8:48:17 PM PST by baddog 219
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To: Pan_Yan; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
As Socrates observed, never get a surgical procedure from a shemale that buys its medical supplies at Home Depot.


18 posted on 11/18/2011 9:27:22 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Moochelle got nothin on that bootay.


19 posted on 11/18/2011 9:32:47 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: ConservativeStatement

He’s not just the President of the Ass Club for Morons, he’s also a client!


20 posted on 11/18/2011 11:37:48 PM PST by Boogieman
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