Posted on 11/21/2011 5:02:25 PM PST by Robwin
Portsmouth woman faces up to 50 years in prison after pleading guilty to beheading her boyfriend’s piglet.
According to court documents, Ashley Fowler, 22, was breaking up with the piglet’s owner Zach Sawyer and wanted to play a prank first.
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Make her buy him 2 piglets and give the little piggies an order of protection.
Play a prank?
What kind of prank is killing an animal?
Guess what’s for Thanksgiving dinner this year!
FIFTY YEARS?! Fifty days maybe
She probably already did.
Insane. 50 years of imprisonment for killing a PIG?
Right, if she’d aborted a baby, she’s make $300 to $500. Decapitate a pig? 50 years. That makes sense, doesn’t it? May God have mercy on us!
You are right. She could abort a child with no consequences at all.
Short-sheeting the bed is a prank.
Decapitating the piglet your boyfriend raised as therapy after suffering a head injury is vicious evil depraved rubber-room bitch from hell.
Seems a little extreme. It wasn’t her pig, thats the thing I guess. There are murderers of people who get less time than that!
If she had beheaded someone in the name of ‘Allah’ (wizz be upon him)...she would’ve gotten a lesser sentence.
And yeah, 50 years is a long time. But I doubt she’ll get anywhere near that.
I could go about 3 to 5 years of busting rocks, though.
Hell hath no fury,
Like a woman scorned,
Now they will hurry,
While the piglet’s mourned,
To jail his slayer,
Ashley of the knife,
Without a prayer,
She took Porky’s life,
Now she will do time,
In a prison cell,
She has done the crime,
We don’t wish her well.
Okay, now this is my contribution - This sounds like a scene straight from HAM - let.
50 years seems like a lot. OTOH, it seems like a pretty sick thing to do if it was a pet. If she’d decapitated a puppy or a kitten as a “prank”, I’d want her locked up long enough for a psych exam. That’s the kind of thing a sociopath might do for entertainment.
Do I dare to be the first person to do this?
Okay, if I must.
SUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
8-P
>> beheading her boyfriend’s piglet
Is that what they’re calling it now? “Piglet”?
What happened to “johnson”? Am I that old?
When I was growing up on a farm in Iowa, the standard rule concerning edible livestock was that any critter that has a name is safe from becoming Sunday dinner.
My sister and I had a pet turkey named “Tom” (how original...hey, we were kids) that we raised from a ‘chick’ and he was imprinted with the image of us being his mom.
He followed us around constantly like a spare shadow and always came out to meet us, getting off the school bus each afternoon. He’d come out and fan out his feathers and strut around a bit. It was his main, possibly only, talent.
In early November, word leaked out to us that he was going to be the main course for Thanksgiving dinner. The old rule had been over-ridden and Tom was about to be “axed” literally.
Come the day before Thanksgiving, we all dreaded what was about to happen and nobody would volunteer to be his executioner. Just thinking about it spread through the family to where we were all nearly in tears.
Happy ending:
We couldn’t bear to kill Tom for dinner, so we ate the dog.
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