These stinking filthy flea-baggers apparently completely underestimated the will of the American woman black-Friday shopper. They bite each other for a two dollar waffle maker and will stay up for 48 stright hours to latch onto anything resembling a discount. These shoppers are not to be screwed with - they will kill you to secure discount toys for their children. I know this to be fact - two departed my home at 7:00pm on Thanksgiving pumped up on espresso and Mountain Dew, they waved goodbye and said we will see you tomorrow. (Their CCW and weapons proficiency assured me of their safety from muggers and scam artists).
I know this to be fact - two departed my home at 7:00pm on Thanksgiving pumped up on espresso and Mountain Dew
I LOL’d! XD