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Caption the Obama Family Singers at the National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
Dec. 2, 2011

Posted on 12/01/2011 10:46:35 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: liars; marxist; phonies; publicshow

1 posted on 12/01/2011 10:46:40 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Sharia night, Sharia night...


2 posted on 12/01/2011 10:53:18 PM PST by TwoSwords
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Santa: "Hey Obama. Tell Carson Daly to get his hand off my ass. It's getting inappropriate."


3 posted on 12/01/2011 10:57:55 PM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Lazlo in PA

Hey Barry, its me, Larry, Larry Sinclair.


4 posted on 12/01/2011 11:00:00 PM PST by VicVega (GEAUX SAINTS, GEAUX LSU.)
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To: VicVega

LOL. Now that there is funny.


5 posted on 12/01/2011 11:03:56 PM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Lazlo in PA

Moooochelle looking angry and the kids looking bored.....0bambi making with the nice face again.


6 posted on 12/01/2011 11:04:21 PM PST by spokeshave (Cain....100% American, 100% Black and 100% for the Constitution...999 an added benefit.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Atheists singing Christmas Carols, how quaint.


7 posted on 12/01/2011 11:05:13 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Liberals, Useful Idiots Voting for Useless Idiots...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
♫ Shariabaum Shariabaum, your branches burn so brightly...♪
8 posted on 12/01/2011 11:06:34 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: spokeshave
He has a nice face because he thinks Santa will give him $15 Trillion to cover the National Debt.

Obama thinks all us Taxpayers are Santa's Elves.

9 posted on 12/01/2011 11:07:42 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Liberals, Useful Idiots Voting for Useless Idiots...)
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Kermit.. ♪ And when and when the Arab spring, grows at Christmas time.. It makes the obamas faces shine..♫
10 posted on 12/01/2011 11:10:17 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Those girls’ lives must be hell on earth. There’s no way power-mad, narcissistic parents who spend most of their waking lives lying, plotting how to kill babies, and indulging their every appetite can suddenly turn into decent, loving parents in private.


11 posted on 12/01/2011 11:21:10 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Photobucket
12 posted on 12/01/2011 11:33:56 PM PST by baddog 219
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To: Free ThinkerNY


13 posted on 12/01/2011 11:57:59 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
"We wish, this were Mother Russia",
"We wish, we're at Marthas Vineyard".
"We wish, we had some waffles",
"And could raise taxes too."
14 posted on 12/02/2011 12:06:12 AM PST by budwiesest (It's that girl from Alaska, again.)
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To: Arthur McGowan

What must years of the kids sitting and listening to ‘Rev’ Right spew his hate America, hate Jews, hate whitey have done to them?


15 posted on 12/02/2011 12:14:15 AM PST by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: budwiesest
"Oh, Capitalist pig",
"The time has come to smite you",
"This jolly elf, has a warrant for his arrest".
16 posted on 12/02/2011 12:16:22 AM PST by budwiesest (It's that girl from Alaska, again.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Why do those young girls where their hair in buns. It looks awful on them.


17 posted on 12/02/2011 12:21:19 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: JoeProBono

Wookie Wide Load has a frog sitting on her shoulder.


18 posted on 12/02/2011 12:23:01 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: budwiesest
"I sing from a telepromter,
"I sing from a teleprompter,.......
"This may look like Karaoke,
"But it's more of the White Man keeping us down and taking all the wealth and he has to pay 'cause we're spreading the wealth around and if he bitches Eric Holder will throw him in jail with the terrorists who can't get a fair trial and we don't have a budget 'cause the Republicans are all do-nothings and the TEA party can go to hell because you'll have to pass the bill to find out what's in it......

"And, a happy New Year!"

19 posted on 12/02/2011 12:30:22 AM PST by budwiesest (It's that girl from Alaska, again.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
 

 

 

Daddy, do we have to do this shizzle next year, or will we be packin'?

20 posted on 12/02/2011 12:41:19 AM PST by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: freekitty


21 posted on 12/02/2011 12:45:55 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit)
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To: JoeProBono

LOL


22 posted on 12/02/2011 12:49:50 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: freekitty

oops should be wear


23 posted on 12/02/2011 12:51:08 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Jingle Bells
Twilight smells,
Edward ran away....
Bells dies,
Jacob cries,
IT’S STAR WARS ALL THE WAAAAY.....”


24 posted on 12/02/2011 12:52:47 AM PST by hoagy62 (The United States of America. Great idea...while it lasted.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the land
Not an Lib was stirring, they had taken a stand
Their stocking were hung by the solar panels with care
With hopes that Karl Marx soon would be there

The Occupyers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anarchy danced in their heads.
And mamma in her Birkenstocks and I with my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s rap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang forth to see what was the matter.
Forgetting Chris Mathews and leaving my bong,
I went to the window expecting to see Cheech and Chong

The moon shone on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
That despite global warming was piled up below.
When, what to my hopeful eyes should appear,
But Barack himself, complete with his sneer.

He were not alone, oh no he was not,
Beside him was the rest of that despicable lot.
More red than Lenin, the Libs they came,
And he peered down his nose as he called them by name!

Now Barney, now Steny, now Patrick, and Bernie
On Biden, on Reid on Schumer and Pelosi
To the top of the windmills, to the top of the Mall!
Now give-away, spend away, give away all!

Though the T-Party objected and mightily they tried,
Not too worry its free stuff, as usual they lied
So up to the house-top the Porkers they flew,
With the sleigh full of handouts and Dear Leader too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The laughing and hooting they were all so aloof
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Obama came with a bound.

He was dressed all in red, from his head to his sneaks
Had his Teleprompter as well, in case he had to speak
A bundle of goodies he produced in a flash,
He was not a peddler, it was his personal stash.

Free Housing, a new Prius, which one will it be?
Here’s a signed copy by Saul Alisnky?
He said with a nod everyone worries less
Ever since I pushed thru another Stimulus

Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Nothing for PC hims or socially conscious hers.
Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim, nothing to shoot.

Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls, or just for the boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.
And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.

For they raised the hackles of those psychological
Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.
No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt,
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
We’ll skip all the Cons and make them bristle,
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
Happy Kwanza to all, and to all a good-night!"

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU’VE HAD IT WITH SOCIALISM
NEXT NOV, LET'S CLEAN HOUSE, GET OUT AND VOTE

25 posted on 12/02/2011 2:52:20 AM PST by Conservative Vermont Vet (l)
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet

Love it!


26 posted on 12/02/2011 3:34:18 AM PST by Jen from Tn.
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet

Love it!


27 posted on 12/02/2011 3:34:26 AM PST by Jen from Tn.
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To: Free ThinkerNY
hare krishna, hare krishna, krishna krishna, hare hare

hare rama, hare rama, rama rama, hare hare

28 posted on 12/02/2011 3:37:07 AM PST by AmericanInTokyo (Cain: 1st Victim of 2012 Obama Camp's Smear Machine's PROOF OF CONCEPT Effort. Did You Assist Them?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Twas the Night Befo’ Chrimmas, Bitches

Twas the night befo’ Chrimmas, we was chillin’ at my crib
We was getting our snack on with our 40’s and ribs.

Wit me in my drawers and ‘Chelle in her thong
We fired up the crack pipe and lit up the bong.

I opened the fireplace, tossed in another log
We then listened to carols by Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Then out in the yard we heard a big hooptie thumpin’
We stopped all our tokin’, drinkin’ and humpin’.

We opened the front door, our gats at the ready
And who do it be but Eric Holder and Puff Daddy.

Dey both said “whazzup?” to dey posse gave a whistle
And from under their coats they all whipped out chrome-plated pistols

Dey was dressed all in Gucci from dey head to dey feet
And the blunt smoke encircled dey heads like a wreath.

With a case of malt liquor and a bucket o’ chicken
Dey busted up in my crib and made for da kitchen.

Dey ate all dey had brung then ate up mine
Dey drank all our 40’s then drank up our wine.

Eric and Diddy took the gifts from under our tree
but left a Bushmaster for Chelle and an AK for me!

“Peace out” dey shouted “See you bitches later”
as dey drove from my crib in a lowered Navigator.


29 posted on 12/02/2011 3:48:06 AM PST by 762X51
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet

Very well done indeed!
Blessed Advent to all...


30 posted on 12/02/2011 3:53:10 AM PST by OriginalChristian (The end of America, as founded, began when the first Career Politician was elected...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
,,,,, muzzies kidnap Santa .
31 posted on 12/02/2011 4:34:26 AM PST by Lionheartusa1 (-: Socialism is the equal distribution of misery :-)
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To: budwiesest

“Here Comes Satan Claws, Here Comes Satan Claws...”


32 posted on 12/02/2011 4:52:11 AM PST by Lady Lucky
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Err...excuse me lady, but there’s a frog humpin’ your shoulder.


33 posted on 12/02/2011 5:25:11 AM PST by pappyone
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To: Jen from Tn.; All

Can’t forget the ever-popular “Deck Us All with Boston Charlie” (courtesy of Pogo and Walt Kelly):

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!
Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
Don’t we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker ‘n’ too-da-loo!
Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloupe, ‘lope with you!
Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly gaggin’ on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!
Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!
Dunk us all in bowls of barley,
Hinky dinky dink an’ polly voo!
Chilly Filly’s name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly’s jolly chilly view halloo!
Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!
Tickle salty boss anchovie,
Wash a wash a wall Anna Kangaroo!
Ducky allus bows to Polly,
Prolly Wally would but har’ly do!
Dock us all a bowsprit, Solly,
Golly, Solly’s cold and so’s ol’ Lou!

Makes as much sense as an Old Joe Biden speech or the readability of legislation.


34 posted on 12/02/2011 5:30:03 AM PST by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: baddog 219

The kids don’t have much to be happy about Christmas, their parents don’t believe in giving them presents.

obama’s reason is...”We do stuff for them all year long” (paraphrase)


35 posted on 12/02/2011 5:33:16 AM PST by RetSignman (It's Fall...the "Goebbles Warmers" are packing their bags , migrating for their winter caves.)
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To: freekitty

I see Kermit & Miss Piggy are still together.


36 posted on 12/02/2011 5:57:40 AM PST by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Barack singing in arabic:
"The prettiest sound"
"I even heard"
"Allah is supreme!"
"Allah is supreme!" {Muslim call to prayer}

Moochelle chanting in Black Liberation Theology style:
"White man greed"
"World in need"
"God dammmmm America!"
"God dammmmm America!"

The kids just lip-sync with both.

37 posted on 12/02/2011 5:58:17 AM PST by drpix
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet

I love it! Did you write that?


38 posted on 12/04/2011 4:24:57 AM PST by MagnoliaB
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