Skip to comments.Rosie O'Donnell Is Engaged to Michelle Rounds (barf alert!)
Posted on 12/05/2011 1:35:17 PM PST by Justaham
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Rosie is from the East Coast, and went to College in Boston before dropping out.
In that part of the world it is a bit of an insult to be called a "clam digghhaa" as they would pronouce it, as one of the definitions from the "Urban Dictionary" denotes:
An occupation: Any person from Massachusetts, typically, that harvests clams at low tide in the clam laden inlets. An article of clothing: Pants that are worn by those digging clams. They are cut off 6 inches below the knee and resemble "High Waters" but have no apparent cuff or taper. 1: It's low tide, let's take a ride by the inlet and see if the Clam Diggers are out. 2: Dude, why the *** are you wearing Clam Diggers? We're goin to pick up the ladies, not the beach."
Is that a Fat Boy?
Nah, looks like a Honda.
I wasn’t talking about the bike.
I worked on the show Judging Amy.
Rosie worked for a week on an episode.
She had a cast trailer like all actors.
It’s basically a travel trailer with fold out steps that lead into the living area from the outside.
Rosie is the first and only actor I have seen that required a full fledged ramp of stairs with handrails be constructed to assist her fat arse into the trailer.
She probably would have broke the 450lb rated built in stairs.
Per Wikipedia, she married Kelli Carpenter in 2002, when San Francisco started issuing marriage licenses to gay couples. I have no idesa if this was even a legal marriage....but they adopted three kids together, and Carpenter had one through artificial insemintation.
In 2007, Carpenter was gone, and Rosie dated Tracy Kachtick-Anders, until 2011.
She just met this latest woman in September...seems Rosie can’t stay alone for long.
So, by my accounting, she’s only had one fake marriage so far.
Oh yeah, in a shocking coincidence, her brother is gay.
Should I care?
Proof we are in dire economic times.
Once Michelle has to luffa Rosie’s back and give her a Brazilian or two this will end badly.
I hope the vibrator has a short circuit on their wedding night, and turns into a taser.
I think I’ll contribute to the Salvation Army on their behalf.
Then again, who is?
There is a dirty joke in there somewhere but i just can't put my finger on it. :-)
Mrs. Rounds? Sometimes things just fall in your lap. :-)
Consummation of the marriage happens how? =.=
While technically you are correct, I was referring to a different sort of clam digging...
On the wedding night, Rosie plans to Google it.
I didn’t know those bikes came with air bags, er. fat bags. Wonder how they hold up in a crash?
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