Well, on the up side, at least half of the relationship is not guilty.
posted on 12/05/2011 1:42:08 PM PST
by Jeff Chandler
Dunno about you dude, but I’d have a hard time forgettin about that blonde chick’s moustache....I bet she’s intimately familiar with Mr. Schick and Mr. Edge....
posted on 12/05/2011 1:42:39 PM PST
Pop quiz: Which chick is the rich one?
posted on 12/05/2011 1:43:23 PM PST
In the divorce proceedings, the person on the left will be known as the ‘gold digger’, the person on the right, as the ‘clam digger’.
posted on 12/05/2011 1:43:32 PM PST
(Educating Barack Obama has been the most expensive project in human history)
Will Mr. Turkey B. Aster be the best man?
posted on 12/05/2011 1:46:43 PM PST
(common sense is not so common- voltaire)
posted on 12/05/2011 1:49:47 PM PST
Well, I was going to ask how do you know which is the bride and which is the groom till I saw the picture, now I know, kind of like beauty and the beast.
posted on 12/05/2011 1:52:52 PM PST
(This would be a good time to read John chapter three 1-21)
Let's play: guess the rich one. (And for the bonus round: guess which one is in financial distress and will play a lesbian until the rich one pays her bills and she gets her shot on "Dancing with the B-List Stars.")
posted on 12/05/2011 1:58:10 PM PST
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
A couple of angry people behind fake smiles.
posted on 12/05/2011 2:06:17 PM PST
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
For as much as Rosie O’Donut hates men, she dresses and acts like a man so, by logic, she must hate herself.
Regardless, she is one ugly pig - inside and outside.
My apology to all pigs...
posted on 12/05/2011 2:09:42 PM PST
(I am a "terrorist". I am Sarah Palin!)
Well she sure has excellent taste in.....umm.....lesbians.
No doubt it’s true L$ve...
posted on 12/05/2011 2:58:47 PM PST
(You mess with me, you mess with the WHOLE trailerpark...)
Once Michelle has to luffa Rosie’s back and give her a Brazilian or two this will end badly.
posted on 12/05/2011 3:49:19 PM PST
by Recon Dad
("The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win and cheat if necessary.")
Mrs. Rounds? Sometimes things just fall in your lap. :-)
Consummation of the marriage happens how? =.=
posted on 12/05/2011 5:04:16 PM PST
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