Posted on 12/05/2011 5:36:44 PM PST by InvisibleChurch
A friend of mine sent me an email about a chemical being used every where we go. It's called dihydrogen monoxide. He said it does a lot of nasty things to people. Some of them are:
it causes excessive sweating and vomiting
it's a major component in acid rain
it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
accidental inhalation of this can kill you
it contributes to erosion
it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
Great site about the dangers of DHMO! Did you know that it's in our water bottles for Crying out loud!
I have over two feet of frozen dihydrogen monoxide on the ground here, so I am not happy with this stuff. Please come and melt it so my trees will prosper and I can get to the adult beverage store.
After all I have found it better to drink rum than water, and especially since the two do not mix very well.
you need to see penn & tellers vid, too funny yet disheartening.
Don’t forget, when it assumes the solid phase it scares the beejeebers out of people from south of the Mason-Dixon line!
The gubmint has already handled this. They confiscate wet lands, remember, even when there is no dihydrogen monoxide in them.
Uh, yeah. I first read it online circa 1997. It wasn't really that funny even then.
Not only that but it is the delivery system for flouride. Gen. Ripper was right all along.
Hey, old people will die here man! We have to close our schools and everything. That stuff is DANGEROUS!
Have you heard the one where two hipsters are at a restaurant, trying to out hipster each other.
The first says, “I’ll have H20.” The second says “I’ll have H20 too.”
When the drinks came, both took a sip, and the second falls dead.
Ha Ha
What is your take on the plight of women’s suffrage?
Shouldn’t we all join together and put an end to the sufferaging?
“The gubmint has already handled this. They confiscate wet lands, remember, even when there is no dihydrogen monoxide in them. “
I’m glad they’re FINALLY on it. Where else is this a threat, and why do WE have to tell them to act?
This reminds me of one of those John Stossel-type shows, where a person in a mall kiosk was offering a capsule that would end dry skin for women. The bimbos were all for it...thought it was the best thing ever, and NEVER question the authenticity of what they were willing to swallow...every day.
It makes one wonder how ANYONE could send their kid to public schools.
Sorry, dames are on their own.
maybe
Don’t laugh.
Recent medical studies indicate:
Scotch over ice causes liver problems.
Vodka over ice causes kidney problems.
Gin over ice causes brain problems.
Tequila over ice causes dental problems.
Statistically, the medical community is now convinced there is something in ice which causes innumerable problems.
Old, tiresome, and posted here dozens of times...
=8-)
My son and I watched that last night. The whole movie he kept saying, "isn't that Patton?"
"Shoooot, a fella could have himself a really good time in Vegas with all this stuff"
You’re obviously unaware of http://dhmo.org - they’ve been trying for YEARS to get that evil chemical banned - but had no success.
Thank you.
Wow who knew all of that about water.
Without it you die. In 3 days.
I will hate it when it is gone. I like in frozen in my Scotch.
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