(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

[Lucky9teen]

Christmas Card Day

Always on December 9th.....Honors Sir Henry Cole (1818 - 1874) of England. Cole created the first commercial Christmas Card in 1843.

Just a few decades ago, sending Christmas cards through the mail was a holiday "must". Sending cards through the mail continues to be very popular. The cost and time for writing and sending cards has caused many people to stop sending them. Free Ecards have surged in popularity. Animated Christmas and seasonal Ecards have made sending and receiving them a lot of fun. 

Today is  a good day to send out your Christmas cards and holiday greetings.  If you have yet to do so, use today to get a start.

That dog is having the worst Christmas ever

Just brothers

Have a wonderful Cat-Mas!

 

Sigh, Apple fan boys

Who needs family when you have a smart phone?

Awkwardly adorable Christmas card

Carlos the Mailman wishes you an uncomfortable Christmas

It must have been really awkward after the delivery…

We wish you a very Second Amendment-y Christmas!

You a Merry Christmas we wish. Yes, hmmm.

Fa, la, la, ah, she's so cute

[ex91B10]

[upchuck]

Boo-Hiss to FedEx/Kinkos. Have you tried the UPS Store?

[Rightly Biased]

Well I can’t see most of your Christmas cards today durn firewall.

the Fedex/Kinko’s story is a hoot though.

[dragonblustar]

[Lucky9teen]

Well, considering I kind of cheated today, on where I got my theme, pictures, I wonder if you can go directly to the site I got them, or is that blocked for you too? ;)

[Sax]

[Rightly Biased]

yeah its blocked too i will look at home

happy FRIDAY

[motivated]

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.

We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.

We didn’t know what to call her so we named her “Pussycat.”

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so.. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, “OK, but don’t forget to wash her, she stinks..” He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don’t see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband ‘El-Cheap-O’, and my husband calls the vet ‘El-Charge-O’.

They love to hate each other and constantly ‘snipe’ at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.

The MD’s waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, “Your wife’s pu-ssy doesn’t stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she’s pregnant. God only knows who the father is!” Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!....
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Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street when they come to a Catholic church with a sign that reads, “Convert to Catholicism and get $10.” One of the men stops and stares at the sign. “Abe,” he says, “I’m thinking of doing it.” With that, he strides purposefully into the church and comes out 20 minutes later with his head bowed. “So,” asks Abe, “did you get your $10?” Murray looks up at him and asks, “Is that all you people can think about?”

[Rummyfan]

It’s borderline.... but I have to say Mom looks damn good!

[r-q-tek86]

<Laz typing mode>

I'd hit it!

</Laz typing mode>

It's hard to type using only your left hand

[BlueLancer]

Bump to read later ..

[BlueLancer]

Bump to read later ..

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

[GSWarrior]

Christmas with the Snow

[Lady Jag]

Snack time.

[Lucky9teen]

Pretty Little Dolly

[motivated]

Ah, Christmas time..............................”I love Christmas lights....They remind me of the people who voted for Obama. They all hang together; half of them don’t work, and the ones that do, aren’t that bright.”

[TSgt]

The perfect gift!

Obama Punching Bag

[Monkey Face]

What am I missing? Besides photos where the red X’s are? Was it because I got on so soon? Or is my computer playing a nasty prank on me?