You got my creative juices flowing. We still have time to kill another deer, string it up from the tree, gut it and then lower the deer by cutting down the tree. A photo montage of that should make a fine Christmas card.
“...string it up from the tree...”
Hang it from your decorated Christmas tree! (I don’t know - with a 2x4 from the tree to the mantel over your fireplace - or the dining room chandeler perhaps?)
“Hey - the guy at the shop said to hang it from my tree!”