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Posted on 12/16/2011 4:39:41 AM PST by Lucky9teen

There....my lights are hung

Now to come up with some Christmas Tree ideas:
 
funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree


funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

funny, creative and amazing christmas tree

Two Idiotic Reactions to Freezing Weather:
[Don't try these at home]

1) This is a true story about John Porter, from New York State, USA, whose pipes in his home froze one winter.  Anxious to unfreeze them, Mr Porter backed his car up to an open window so that the exhaust would warm up the house.

A little while later and Porter, his wife and their three children had to be rushed to hospital suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning.

2) George Gibbs, from Columbus, Ohio, suffered second-degree burns on his head.  This is what happened one freezing cold winter morning.  Unable to start his car, George diagnosed the problem as a frozen fuel line which he thought he could correct by running warm petrol through it.  He then tried to heat a two-gallon can of petrol on his gas stove in the kitchen.  Ah.....


Just before Xmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the lift (elevator) at the Ritz Hotel in London.  As the lift travelled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a £50 note lying on the lift's floor.

Which one picked up the £50 note, and handed it in at reception?

Santa of course, the other two don't actually exist!


Grandpa decided that shopping for Christmas presents had become too difficult.  All his grandchildren had everything they needed, so he decided to send them each a cheque (check).

On each card he wrote:

       'Happy Christmas Grandpa'

P.S. 'Buy your own present!'

Conclusion:
Now, while Grandpa enjoyed the family festivities, he thought that his grandchildren were just slightly distant.  It preyed on his mind into the New Year.  Then one day he was sorting out his study and under a pile of magazines, he found a little pile of cheques (checks) for his grandchildren.  He had completely forgotten to put them in with the Christmas cards.



Why We Put Angels On Top Of Christmas Trees

One Christmas, a long time ago, Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip; butthere were problems …… everywhere.Four of his elves were away sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast asthe regular ones. So, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.Then, Mrs. Claus popped in to tell Santa that her mother was coming to stay for Christmas; which stressed him even more.After a while, he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about togive birth and two had jumped the fence and run away, heaven knows where to.

Then, when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards broke and several large toy- bags fell to the ground, scattering their contents all over the place. Needless to say, Santawas not in the best of moods.Suddenly, the doorbell rang and he went to the door expecting another problem. Butwhen he opened it, there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree that she had brought especially to cheer him up.The angel greeted him very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas Santa Claus. Isn’t it just awonderful day? I have a beautiful tree for you. See, isn’t it just the loveliest Christmastree you’ve ever seen? Where would you like me to put it?”Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christmas; ofst; silliness; tree
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1 posted on 12/16/2011 4:39:43 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

GET YER DANCE ON

FOR


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I'm leaving for my family vacation next Tuesday, and I won't be able to post the OFST for the next 2 Fridays.  If you are willing to sub for me, FReepmail me and I'll send you my ping list.  Thank you.  And Merry Christmas/Happy New Year fellow FReeper FRiends!!!

2 posted on 12/16/2011 4:41:50 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP!!!!


3 posted on 12/16/2011 4:42:23 AM PST by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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4 posted on 12/16/2011 4:44:53 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good morning!


5 posted on 12/16/2011 4:49:38 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido
Good Morning! ;)


6 posted on 12/16/2011 4:51:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!
7 posted on 12/16/2011 4:57:47 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top ten.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


8 posted on 12/16/2011 5:08:00 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Lucky9teen

Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year to you Lucky! Thanks for doing the thread throughout the year.


9 posted on 12/16/2011 5:09:07 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I have hard copies of these somewhere. Loooooove these!!


10 posted on 12/16/2011 5:12:38 AM PST by susannah59
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To: Lucky9teen

11 posted on 12/16/2011 5:31:01 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

Enjoy your Vacation Lucky!!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you as well!!


12 posted on 12/16/2011 5:53:39 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
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To: Rightly Biased

First fifty!!!!!!!!


13 posted on 12/16/2011 6:12:22 AM PST by Shimmer1 (I haven't even started to procrastinate.)
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To: Lucky9teen

2-2-2012


In the coming New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day.

This is an ironic juxtaposition of events.

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication.

The other involves a groundhog.


14 posted on 12/16/2011 6:13:49 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: Lucky9teen

TGIF


15 posted on 12/16/2011 6:35:05 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20?!?


16 posted on 12/16/2011 6:50:59 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Have a great vacation, Lucky!!


17 posted on 12/16/2011 7:10:31 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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To: Lucky9teen; waterhill; ixtl

(((ping))) to post 4. LOL!


18 posted on 12/16/2011 7:11:50 AM PST by Envisioning ( Call me a racist................, one more time......................)
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To: Lucky9teen

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Lucky! Thank you so much for the OFST. I can’t remember what Fridays at work were like without it. Wait, I remember—they were friggin dull! And not very silly.


19 posted on 12/16/2011 7:14:41 AM PST by NietzschesJoker (Silence, exile, cunning--a few of my favorite things.)
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To: NietzschesJoker

20!


20 posted on 12/16/2011 7:20:00 AM PST by freebird5850 (Of course Obama loves his country...it's just that Cain loves mine!)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL Fantastic


21 posted on 12/16/2011 7:29:59 AM PST by bmwcyle (I am ready to serve Jesus on Earth because the GOP failed again)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohooo! Friday!!!


22 posted on 12/16/2011 7:34:05 AM PST by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

Hitler finds out about 2013 Mustang GT500

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eeplOPqdyA

Lots of good GM digs.

Language warnings in captions.


23 posted on 12/16/2011 7:42:01 AM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Lucky9teen

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall most of the afternoon, when suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared.”
Irate, she called her husband’s cell and demanded “Where the hell are you ?”

“Darling, remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and remember that I didn’t have the money at the time and said ‘Baby it’ll be yours one day.”

Somewhat embarrassed and with a blushing smile, she replied “Yes. I remember that, my love.”

“Well, I’m in the bar next to that store.”


24 posted on 12/16/2011 7:46:44 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
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To: Lucky9teen
I see you got into a Christmas tree theme at the top.


25 posted on 12/16/2011 7:58:38 AM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks Lucky!
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


26 posted on 12/16/2011 8:06:00 AM PST by sunny48
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To: Rightly Biased

We’re taking Amtrak (Southwest Chief) from Flagstaff to Chicago (32 hour train ride).

Hopefully it’ll be a good trip. I’ve got a 4 year old, a 7 year old, a 10 year old and a 16 year old. I plan on taking LOTS of batteries for their “electronics” and I’m hoping the train has electric outlets next to the seats so I can hook up the kids with the portable DVD players.

I’m also hoping we see snow on Christmas. Lord knows we don’t see any in Phoenix.


27 posted on 12/16/2011 8:10:23 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lazlo in PA

nice X


28 posted on 12/16/2011 8:11:07 AM PST by sunny48
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To: Lucky9teen
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29 posted on 12/16/2011 8:13:11 AM PST by momto6
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To: Lucky9teen
I’m hoping the train has electric outlets next to the seats

They do. We took the kids up to DC this year and rode the train. They loved it. The only bad part was that the trip between Atlanta and DC is all at night so we couldn't see much. Bring your own pillows and blankets. The AC in the car we were on was stuck on the whole way there and off the whole way back.

30 posted on 12/16/2011 8:16:45 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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31 posted on 12/16/2011 8:18:25 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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32 posted on 12/16/2011 8:24:20 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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33 posted on 12/16/2011 8:27:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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34 posted on 12/16/2011 8:28:42 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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Clay,

You named after the mine or the Lone Ranger?


35 posted on 12/16/2011 8:33:53 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Little Michael was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for awhile when he came into the house and asked her “Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?” She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth.

“It’s called sexual intercourse”, she replied.

Little Michael just said, “Oh, okay” and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,”Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It’s called Bunk Beds! and Jimmy’s Mom wants to talk to you!


36 posted on 12/16/2011 8:34:05 AM PST by sunny48
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To: Lazlo in PA
This is why I don't let my husband fix things in our house:

37 posted on 12/16/2011 8:34:45 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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38 posted on 12/16/2011 8:40:00 AM PST by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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39 posted on 12/16/2011 8:47:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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40 posted on 12/16/2011 8:48:50 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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41 posted on 12/16/2011 8:51:08 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

WHEW!!!

What a brave person you are...

Not really this will be something the kids will remember for ever. Enjoy it and bask in it. Wow what a neat time.

If they run outta batteries then they can get to know each other better.

Last time I rode a train was from Austin to Fort Worth I was 16 and all by myself it was fun!!

You might see some snow in KS but it will be DARK when you go thru.


42 posted on 12/16/2011 8:53:34 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
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43 posted on 12/16/2011 8:54:24 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

Best pole dancer ever - not that kind of pole dancing.

Starts out a little slow but then really heats up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waIuhfoTMv8
_____

Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving
questions about my dog who mauled six illegal aliens
wearing Obama tee shirts, four Democrats wearing
Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, nine teenagers with
pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer
service desk people speaking in broken English,
three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
FOR THE LAST TIME:
THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE.
_____

Dear Abby,

I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can’t afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?

Sam in California

Dear Sam,

Register as a Republican, and run for public office.

Abby
_____

Dear Abby:

The other night on my way home I stopped
in at the neighborhood tavern for a drink.
When I left someone shouted after me,
“You filthy $lut!”
What should I do?

Desperate

Dear Desperate:

Stop hanging out where they know you.
_____


44 posted on 12/16/2011 9:01:33 AM PST by motivated
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45 posted on 12/16/2011 9:04:54 AM PST by motivated
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I'm still waiting for someone to help me out and post the OFST while I'm gone...
46 posted on 12/16/2011 9:05:30 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

You remember this?


47 posted on 12/16/2011 9:07:51 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Wait for it......


48 posted on 12/16/2011 9:08:07 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: Lucky9teen

A blast from the past


49 posted on 12/16/2011 9:08:23 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I own this page.


50 posted on 12/16/2011 9:09:05 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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