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Dear Santa: Give me Bieber or I'll kill you
MSNBC ^ | 12-16-11

Posted on 12/17/2011 1:28:36 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

A 13-year-old British girl shocked her mother by asking Santa Claus for a bunch of presents — including "the real-life Justin Bieber" — and threatening to kill Santa if he refuses to deliver.

Metro UK reported this week that the girl, Mekeeda Austin, who lives in Brickhill in Bedford, also threatened to "hunt down" Santa's reindeer so she could "cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day."

The girl said she was mostly joking.

(Excerpt) Read more at worldnews.msnbc.msn.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: murder; pagandeity; reindeer; venison

1 posted on 12/17/2011 1:28:37 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Santa’s beeber was stuned.


2 posted on 12/17/2011 1:29:45 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
3 posted on 12/17/2011 1:30:08 PM PST by NakedRampage (Puttin' the "stud" in Bible study)
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To: humblegunner

Ping for your crush on Jusin Bieber... >;-D


4 posted on 12/17/2011 1:30:08 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

If I’d been that Santa I woulda crammed a hunk of coal down her throat right then and there


5 posted on 12/17/2011 1:31:29 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Sometimes progressives find their scripture in the penumbra of sacred bathroom stall writings (Tzar))
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Mekeeda?

Me keel ya


6 posted on 12/17/2011 1:31:38 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Nothing will change until after the war. It's coming.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Didn’t JB turn into a Lesbian?


7 posted on 12/17/2011 1:31:38 PM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

No this kid is seriously messed up.


8 posted on 12/17/2011 1:37:09 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: freekitty

Is she from Children of the Corn? This chick is psycho- reminds me of a young Russian girl a friend of mine adopted. She could literally watch someone being tortured adn killed and still enjoy her ice cream cone.


9 posted on 12/17/2011 1:38:56 PM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

lol.

Is it illegal to threaten the death of mythical people and their accomplices?


10 posted on 12/17/2011 1:40:28 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
asking Santa Claus for a bunch of presents — including "the real-life Justin Bieber"

I'll bet she'll be surprised when she opens THAT package.

11 posted on 12/17/2011 1:41:16 PM PST by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I really enjoy these heart warming positive stories this time of the year...ho.ho,ho.


12 posted on 12/17/2011 1:44:37 PM PST by Leep
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Photo of the little monster here.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-schoolgirl-threatens-to-kill-santa-claus-if-he-doesnt-bring-the-right-presents

As if she even believes in Santa. Her threat was directed at the mother - probably no father to whip her butt.


13 posted on 12/17/2011 1:50:12 PM PST by sodpoodle ( Newt - God has tested him for a reason..)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Whaddaya expect from a country leading Western civ into the toilet of death and destruction?


14 posted on 12/17/2011 1:50:14 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: GeronL

thought crime


15 posted on 12/17/2011 1:53:15 PM PST by 4rcane
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

16 posted on 12/17/2011 1:54:00 PM PST by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
The outrage expressed here is more disturbing than anything that THIRTEEN YEAR-OLD GIRL wrote. Good Grief, doesn't anyone in the world still have a sense of humor?

"‘Hunt down’ Old Nick’s reindeer so she can ‘cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day’."

"Remember… two of these, or you die"

Kid's got a brilliantly twisted sense of humor and the world is acting as though she has committed murder.

The reaction here and on the Metro U.K. webpage is no different than the nuts who send a kid to a psychologist for drawing a gun (on paper) in school or sketching battle scenes in their notebooks.

You overreactors worry me a whole lot more than this little girl.

Hey, I know, maybe they should fill her full of Ritalin and other drugs so that she acts and thinks just like everyone else.

WOW!!!
17 posted on 12/17/2011 1:54:21 PM PST by Sudetenland (Anybody but Obama!!!!)
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To: Sudetenland
It's only because the girl forgot the /sarcasm tag
18 posted on 12/17/2011 1:57:49 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

The best part was her threat to hunt down the reindeer so she could serve their meat to homeless people. Classic.


19 posted on 12/17/2011 1:58:02 PM PST by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: Sudetenland

I saw some of the humor there, too.


20 posted on 12/17/2011 1:59:28 PM PST by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

21 posted on 12/17/2011 2:02:47 PM PST by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I think they need to clone JB, because girls (and a few teen boys) would like him under the tree.


22 posted on 12/17/2011 2:04:57 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12... Don't complain if 0 shreds the constitution!!!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

She will be leaving school in three years or less!
She needs a good reality check off the parent.
I would have had my butt kicked from one end of the county to the other, for coming out with a statement like that at thirteen!


23 posted on 12/17/2011 2:06:05 PM PST by moose07 (The truth will out, one day. +Merry Christmas to ALL FReepers.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Santa, hand over the Bieber or I’ll stune your beeber forever!


24 posted on 12/17/2011 2:21:56 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: USNBandit

Oh ... she was ... a bad egg.


25 posted on 12/17/2011 3:14:06 PM PST by Campion ("It is in the religion of ignorance that tyranny begins." -- Franklin)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I hope no one was heartless enough to reveal to her that he isn’t real. Not Santa. Bieber.


26 posted on 12/17/2011 3:18:45 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Last night my wife and I watched as much of the Christmas special from Washington as we could stand. Which turned out to be about 12 bars into Bieber’s song. We then put on a Bing Crosby-Frank Sinatra Christmas dvd. The contrast in vocal quality was galactic-sized. And not in Bieber’s favor.


27 posted on 12/17/2011 3:31:54 PM PST by driftless2
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

My 16-year old son is getting a Justin Bieber DVD, with love, from Justin Bieber. Can’t wait to see the look on his face. Santa better watch out!


28 posted on 12/17/2011 3:50:03 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew (minds change)
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To: Dallas59
It has its own line of perfume and nail polish.


29 posted on 12/17/2011 3:59:49 PM PST by bgill (The Obama administration is staging a coup. Wake up, America, before it's too late.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I interpret her letter differently...

She is a very thoughtful young person, thinking about the homeless and hungry. She was even going to cook the meat before serving it to those more unfortunate than her. Cooking the meat is a sign that, she cared deeply about not feeding the uncooked meat to the homeless, and didn’t want any of them to get sick from germs or bacteria.

She also wasn’t too greedy when she wrote that, only two of her demands had to be met.

She should be invited to the White House and given some sort of medal for being so caring. If no medal, perhaps a beer summit.


30 posted on 12/17/2011 4:05:02 PM PST by adorno (<)
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To: windcliff

ping


31 posted on 12/17/2011 4:07:14 PM PST by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: Sudetenland

I agree with you. Kids say all kinds of crazy stuff. They think it’s cute and yes they are pushing buttons and boundaries.

If I were that Santa, laughter would have been my response. We make far too big of a deal about things kids say.

Screaming at Santa or Mom would have been different, but this girl seems to have been amusing herself. Let’s face it, any attraction to Beiber must surly be a joke.


32 posted on 12/17/2011 4:32:51 PM PST by formosa (Formosa)
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To: USNBandit

lol


33 posted on 12/18/2011 7:23:22 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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