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Pro-choice blog wants you to submit your best abortion haiku
http://www.jillstanek.com/2011/12/pro-choice-blog-wants-you-to-submit-your-best-abortion-haiku/ ^ | 12/19/2011 | Jill Stanek

Posted on 12/19/2011 11:02:08 AM PST by Morgana

Because our readers have been SO great lately, keeping up with us and showering us with love and lots of comments, I’m thinking we need to show our appreciation.

Without you we couldn’t maintain this blog (well, we probably still would, but it would be much less fun and dynamic), and we’re so grateful for your continued support. Hell, we even get our ideas from you!

So, the reader who submits the best abortion haiku will have it featured here as an Abortioneers post!

~ Anti-Anti inviting readers to submit abortion haikus for posting, Abortioneers, December 14


TOPICS: Poetry
KEYWORDS: aborion; abortionismurder; democrats; haiku; liberalfascism; moralabsolutes; prolife
Oh just wow. A haiku about killing your unborn baby.

Just so?

Can any FReeper come up with a haiku about that?

1 posted on 12/19/2011 11:02:11 AM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Talk about a morbid worship of death.


2 posted on 12/19/2011 11:05:31 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Morgana
A mass of tissue
That blocks my life's fulfillment
I scrape you away.
3 posted on 12/19/2011 11:06:09 AM PST by aruanan
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To: Morgana

What the heck is a “haiku”?


4 posted on 12/19/2011 11:08:25 AM PST by Proud2BeRight
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To: Morgana
My sweet abortion
I dress you in bright colors
Red and shining steel
5 posted on 12/19/2011 11:09:47 AM PST by aruanan
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To: Morgana
Molech would be proud.
6 posted on 12/19/2011 11:10:17 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Morgana
Black, empty living.

A choice that leads to madness.

What was I thinking?

7 posted on 12/19/2011 11:10:39 AM PST by Othniel (There is no god named Allah, and Mohammed is its false prophet.)
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To: Proud2BeRight

http://www.answers.com/topic/haiku

n., pl., haiku, also -kus.

A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
A poem written in this form.

Read more: http://www.answers.com/topic/haiku#ixzz1h0bcuDPp


8 posted on 12/19/2011 11:11:38 AM PST by Morgana (Rent this Space....Cheap)
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To: Morgana
Meta Haiku:
The first line has five
Second, seven syllables
Then return to five

9 posted on 12/19/2011 11:11:51 AM PST by null and void (Day 1064 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: aruanan

I spread my legs for a moment of pleasure. My partner is a loser, but whatever. Oh crap, I’m late, I can’t remember his name. Would have been nice if at least I came. Time for another trip to planned parenthood then off to find some more wood.


10 posted on 12/19/2011 11:13:45 AM PST by No Socialist
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To: Morgana

Before I formed you
when in the womb I knew you
before you were born


11 posted on 12/19/2011 11:14:07 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: Proud2BeRight; Morgana
A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines

OK, take two:

Meta Haiku:

The first line has five
Second, seven syllables
Then to five return

12 posted on 12/19/2011 11:16:04 AM PST by null and void (Day 1064 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Morgana
My little problem
Disappears in drifting mist
Like tomorrow's hope
13 posted on 12/19/2011 11:17:13 AM PST by aruanan
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To: Morgana

Operation Rescue
Has saved many lives.
Kudos to those heroes!


14 posted on 12/19/2011 11:18:06 AM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: Morgana

Thanks. I don’t know what “lyric verse” is either but it looks like it is some kind of poetry that doesn’t rhyme. Sounds like some of the stuff hippies recited in the 60’s?


15 posted on 12/19/2011 11:18:30 AM PST by Proud2BeRight
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To: evets

Good one!!


16 posted on 12/19/2011 11:20:14 AM PST by surroundedbyblue (Live the message of Fatima - pray & do penance!)
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To: aruanan

My little problem
Sucked away in a red mist
Only sadness now


17 posted on 12/19/2011 11:22:40 AM PST by null and void (Day 1064 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Proud2BeRight
Sounds like some of the stuff hippies recited in the 60’s?

Yeah. The 1660's...

18 posted on 12/19/2011 11:26:48 AM PST by null and void (Day 1064 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Proud2BeRight

Whoa! What does that 20-dollar word “rhyme” mean?

Well I don’t know and I don’t care to know. Sounds like something only crazed reefer-smokers and Euro-pansies know about.

There should be a special mod to protect FR from these things.


19 posted on 12/19/2011 11:28:56 AM PST by agere_contra ("Debt is the foundation of destruction" : Sarah Palin.)
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To: Morgana
traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

Take three (with weak seasonal reference?)

Meta Haiku:

The first line has five
Second, seven syllables
Then to five fall back

20 posted on 12/19/2011 11:33:58 AM PST by null and void (Day 1064 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

One, two, three, four, five
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, e-
Leven,twelve, thirteen


21 posted on 12/19/2011 11:34:03 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: agere_contra; Proud2BeRight

You miss the point of this thread!!!

The pro choice movement wants people to produce these “crazed reefer-smokers and Euro-pansies” poetry to sing the praises of abortion!

I mean for real, I would ask how low can they get but no sooner than I ask they will stoop!


22 posted on 12/19/2011 11:37:09 AM PST by Morgana (Rent this Space....Cheap)
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To: Morgana

yeah.

Something like:

My little goo blob
from the womb set free to roam
enjoy the sewer


23 posted on 12/19/2011 11:47:40 AM PST by null and void (Day 1064 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Morgana

I posted this one:

Aborted my child
I should have kept my legs closed
I’m a worthless sl*t


Too harsh?


24 posted on 12/19/2011 11:52:08 AM PST by Catholic Canadian
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To: Morgana

I slept with some guy,
I can’t remember his name,
I’ll just kill the babe.


25 posted on 12/19/2011 11:53:46 AM PST by bolobaby
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To: Morgana

Birds and bees drop dead
God mutters something, but what...
Hasta La Vista


26 posted on 12/19/2011 11:55:50 AM PST by Tax Government (Raise Cain over Obama. Herman Cain, that is...)
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To: null and void

Bravo!


27 posted on 12/19/2011 11:57:00 AM PST by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: Morgana

My dress fits again
And now I’m not mad at God
See you at the prom!


28 posted on 12/19/2011 12:06:03 PM PST by Blue Ink
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To: Catholic Canadian

29 posted on 12/19/2011 12:22:44 PM PST by Morgana (Rent this Space....Cheap)
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