Posted on 12/19/2011 11:02:08 AM PST by Morgana
Because our readers have been SO great lately, keeping up with us and showering us with love and lots of comments, I’m thinking we need to show our appreciation.
Without you we couldn’t maintain this blog (well, we probably still would, but it would be much less fun and dynamic), and we’re so grateful for your continued support. Hell, we even get our ideas from you!
So, the reader who submits the best abortion haiku will have it featured here as an Abortioneers post!
~ Anti-Anti inviting readers to submit abortion haikus for posting, Abortioneers, December 14
Just so?
Can any FReeper come up with a haiku about that?
Talk about a morbid worship of death.
What the heck is a “haiku”?
A choice that leads to madness.
What was I thinking?
http://www.answers.com/topic/haiku
n., pl., haiku, also -kus.
A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
A poem written in this form.
Read more: http://www.answers.com/topic/haiku#ixzz1h0bcuDPp
The first line has five
Second, seven syllables
Then return to five
I spread my legs for a moment of pleasure. My partner is a loser, but whatever. Oh crap, I’m late, I can’t remember his name. Would have been nice if at least I came. Time for another trip to planned parenthood then off to find some more wood.
Before I formed you
when in the womb I knew you
before you were born
OK, take two:
Meta Haiku:
The first line has five
Second, seven syllables
Then to five return
Operation Rescue
Has saved many lives.
Kudos to those heroes!
Thanks. I don’t know what “lyric verse” is either but it looks like it is some kind of poetry that doesn’t rhyme. Sounds like some of the stuff hippies recited in the 60’s?
Good one!!
My little problem
Sucked away in a red mist
Only sadness now
Yeah. The 1660's...
Whoa! What does that 20-dollar word “rhyme” mean?
Well I don’t know and I don’t care to know. Sounds like something only crazed reefer-smokers and Euro-pansies know about.
There should be a special mod to protect FR from these things.
Take three (with weak seasonal reference?)
Meta Haiku:
The first line has five
Second, seven syllables
Then to five fall back
One, two, three, four, five
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, e-
Leven,twelve, thirteen
You miss the point of this thread!!!
The pro choice movement wants people to produce these “crazed reefer-smokers and Euro-pansies” poetry to sing the praises of abortion!
I mean for real, I would ask how low can they get but no sooner than I ask they will stoop!
yeah.
Something like:
My little goo blob
from the womb set free to roam
enjoy the sewer
I posted this one:
Aborted my child
I should have kept my legs closed
I’m a worthless sl*t
Too harsh?
I slept with some guy,
I can’t remember his name,
I’ll just kill the babe.
Birds and bees drop dead
God mutters something, but what...
Hasta La Vista
Bravo!
My dress fits again
And now I’m not mad at God
See you at the prom!
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