Skip to comments.British boy's chimney designed with Santa in mind
Posted on 12/21/2011 5:48:13 AM PST by Daffynition
LONDON (Reuters) - A worried letter from six-year old Leo Park sparked a mammoth operation to test what is believed to be the world's first chimney specifically designed to accommodate Santa Claus.
The little boy's parents are having a house custom built and when Leo viewed the plans he was concerned that the chimney wasn't big enough for Father Christmas and his famous belly that shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly.
As he was penning his traditional letter to Santa, Leo decided to also write a heartfelt missive about the chimney design problem to Jeremy Paxton, who owns the estate on which the new house is being built.
In childish scrawl the letter reads: "Dear Mr Paxton, I am worried that my mummy's house does not have a big enough chimney. I think Santa Claus will get stuck. Please can you help. Love Leo Park."
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Some parents will go to any extreme to cater to their child’s whims. I’m surprised they did’nt put grip tape on the roof so that Santa’s reindeers won’t slip and fall. There are many other safety precautions that these parents have overlooked I’m sure for when Santa arrives on the big night.
LOL..I’m still stuck on the bowls of jelly laughing. :)
Hello is this Leo's Mother?
Why yes, yes it is, who's calling please?
This is Jeremy Paxton..Mrs Park we just received a very troubling letter from your son Leo. It seems your son is extremely worried that your chimney is not big enough for Santa to go down.
Yes, we are all very concerned about him, we have never seen him this distraught and downcast.
Well, Mrs Park, we have a solution to solve your dilemma and hope you can support our idea.
Oh I'm willing to try anything, what do you have in mind?
Well we want to bring in a 1 ton crane, strap a man in a full padded Santa Claus suit to the crane and then lower him down your chimney, while your son watches the whole operation, we think this is the only way to keep your son from going into full on depression.
Oh yes, that sounds like a wonderful idea to me, when can you do this, please hurry the sooner the better for us...etc etc
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