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Quick Meme ^ | The Webz

Posted on 12/25/2011 5:37:27 PM PST by Moose Burger

I kind of suspect some of you are going to like this. It's an offshoot from the "Advice Animals" web trend where someone puts a ridiculous message over the overused picture of some critter. This time, it's all about a College Liberal, with quotes like "Afraid of hormones in milk - takes acid from strangers" and "Fills schedule with women studies and english courses - is upset at lack of women in science and math courses". Quite amusing, in my opinion better than the average web meme.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: college; collegeliberal; liberal; meme; napl

1 posted on 12/25/2011 5:37:28 PM PST by Moose Burger
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To: Moose Burger

I liked “Voldemort won’t find me... if I get a sex change.” I screamed.


2 posted on 12/25/2011 5:50:01 PM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: Moose Burger

Guilty.


3 posted on 12/25/2011 5:52:37 PM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Moose Burger

Hasn't Washed Hair In Three Years

(Wonders Why She Has No Dates)


4 posted on 12/25/2011 5:58:32 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Moose Burger
great stuff...
5 posted on 12/25/2011 6:06:34 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Allegra; Salamander; TheOldLady; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; 50mm; humblegunner

Regarding Post #4 -

I believe we may have found the next “Girl most likely to name herself after a condiment and “do” a nerd named Justin.”


6 posted on 12/25/2011 6:17:28 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Old Sarge
Sorry, can't be helped. It's on the name, actually. Have a bit of Megyn Kelly instead (not optimal, but it's hard enough to find something not throughly hideous in that corner of the tubes).


7 posted on 12/25/2011 6:18:53 PM PST by Moose Burger
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To: Moose Burger

8 posted on 12/25/2011 6:23:15 PM PST by TChad
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To: shibumi

She’s an empowered wymyn who is socially conscious, Earth-friendly, uses public transportation, is a vegan, thinks her country is an imperialist war-mongering, racist, homophobic place, supports amnesty for all illegal aliens , smokes dope(as long as she doesn’t have to buy it) and well, she’s a modern gal.


9 posted on 12/25/2011 7:16:58 PM PST by jmacusa
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To: Moose Burger

At last count there were 67 pages of reasons with 10 reasons per page.


10 posted on 12/25/2011 7:37:44 PM PST by immadashell
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To: immadashell

Is against “BIG TOBACCO” but buys pot from organized crime and gangs that kill people to get that pot!


11 posted on 12/25/2011 7:41:43 PM PST by Mandingo Conservative (Satan was like the first "community organizer", just ask Eve, the first liberal useful idiot!)
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To: Moose Burger

I have met people very much like this girl in various respects, the post is especially hysterical for it reflects reality.


12 posted on 12/25/2011 7:52:51 PM PST by dog breath
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To: shibumi

You know, she’s a really cute girl and with the right conservative guy, she’d be converted. To our side. Brainwashing can be undone.


13 posted on 12/25/2011 7:58:05 PM PST by Big Giant Head (Two years no AV, no viruses, computer runs great!)
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To: TChad

I must say, taht is an accurate statement when it comes to dealing with women like her.


14 posted on 12/25/2011 8:01:13 PM PST by Niuhuru (The Internet is the digital AIDS; adapting and successfully destroying the MSM host.)
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To: Moose Burger; ATLDiver; trifona; martin_fierro

Good stuff, worth clicking through to look at a few of the pages.

Man, that picture just nails a look of Lefty smug.


15 posted on 12/25/2011 8:05:33 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Moose Burger

And would probably be upset if a science or math class were required for graduation.


16 posted on 12/25/2011 9:53:36 PM PST by reg45 (I'm not angry that Lincoln freed the slaves. I'm angry that Franklin Roosevelt bought them back.)
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To: Niuhuru
I must say, taht is an accurate statement when it comes to dealing with women like her.

I bet that if we discussed it, we would precisely agree on what "like her" means. That photo is perfect.

17 posted on 12/25/2011 9:58:18 PM PST by TChad
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To: A_perfect_lady

Funny


18 posted on 12/25/2011 10:00:50 PM PST by BreezyDog (PLAN A: A Peaceful Restoration of the Republic.....PLAN B: A Restoration of the Republic)
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To: Moose Burger; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...


19 posted on 12/25/2011 10:42:12 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Moose Burger

20 posted on 12/25/2011 10:45:24 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Moose Burger

21 posted on 12/25/2011 10:58:23 PM PST by Hoodat (Because they do not change, Therefore they do not fear God. -Psalm 55:19-)
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To: Hoodat

I sure hope I NEVER find out!

(Prolly has hardwood floors anyway)...

22 posted on 12/26/2011 12:54:28 AM PST by null and void (Day 1068 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Big Giant Head
You know, she’s a really cute girl and with the right conservative guy, she’d be converted. To our side. Brainwashing can be undone.

Been there, tried that. No. Just no.

23 posted on 12/26/2011 1:30:49 AM PST by null and void (Day 1068 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

My point is, that this lib chick finds the right guy, who points her further education in the right direction and she can be unbrainwashed.

I broke my wife’s feminist leanings by letting her read a Rush Limbaugh book. She was ready to argue that women should be allowed to be in the military, or anywhere else they chose. After she read the book, she found nothing she could argue with Rush’s points. It fixed her.


24 posted on 12/26/2011 4:55:27 AM PST by Big Giant Head (Two years no AV, no viruses, computer runs great!)
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To: reg45

As a matter of fact they are. My college has three divisions: basic science (plus engineering), biologic science, and humanities. We at basic science have to take some credits on regular courses at any of the other two divisions to complete the degree’s requirement. Humanities didn’t, until a few years ago. When they heard that they would be required to take regular courses at science they threw a fit. Now they have custom tailored (i.e. lightweight) courses at our division.


25 posted on 12/26/2011 7:00:16 AM PST by Moose Burger
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To: Big Giant Head
Given our current data points (yours and mine) that approach has a 50:50 chance of success.

Knowing just how big a crater, how large a debris field and how much flaming wreckage a failed attempt can create, I'd advise strongly against it.

More power to you, though...

26 posted on 12/26/2011 7:27:54 AM PST by null and void (Day 1069 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Moose Burger
Now they have custom tailored (i.e. lightweight) courses at our division.

That's progress. ("Progressives" loathe real progress)...

27 posted on 12/26/2011 7:29:49 AM PST by null and void (Day 1069 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Big Giant Head; null and void
broke my wife’s feminist leanings by letting her read a Rush Limbaugh book.

When we met, my wife was pro abortion, anti gun and anti death penalty.

Since we married, she has volunteered for a pro life pregnance crisis center, changed her opinion on capital punishment and obtained her conceal carry permit.

It can happen...

28 posted on 12/26/2011 7:56:01 AM PST by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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To: Grizzled Bear

The race is not always to the swift...


29 posted on 12/26/2011 8:12:31 AM PST by null and void (Day 1069 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Moose Burger

We had the same sort of deal when I went to college. I was a chemistry major. I had to take a biological sciences class. There was a botany class which, I had heard was all biochemistry. I took that class. In a subsequent semester, the TA from that class and I were in a senior level biochemistry class together. He asked what I was doing there, I replied that I was a chemistry major. He responded “No wonder you did so well in that biology class”.


30 posted on 12/26/2011 9:31:58 AM PST by reg45 (I'm not angry that Lincoln freed the slaves. I'm angry that Franklin Roosevelt bought them back.)
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To: Big Giant Head

Don’t let your personal experiences lead you to conclude that since it worked for you, that it will work for everyone. I’ve been “working on” my wife for going on 21 years now, and we often read each other’s books to further discussion. As near as I can tell, she hasn’t changed a bit.


31 posted on 12/26/2011 10:23:38 AM PST by Melas (u)
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To: Slings and Arrows

32 posted on 12/26/2011 1:01:07 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
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To: null and void
(Prolly has hardwood floors anyway)...

Cold, white, unpolished marble.

No, I would not volunteer to polish it.

33 posted on 12/26/2011 3:00:25 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Good point. No hard wood anywhere near that...


34 posted on 12/26/2011 3:08:50 PM PST by null and void (Day 1069 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: ApplegateRanch

See post #20.


35 posted on 12/26/2011 3:13:53 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Mrs. A.R.'s contribution...


36 posted on 12/26/2011 5:28:07 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
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To: ApplegateRanch

*chuckle*


37 posted on 12/26/2011 6:00:31 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Melas
Remember the old saw:

A woman marries a man knowing she can change him, and a man marries a woman hoping that she'll never change.

They both end up disappointed.

Cheers!

38 posted on 12/27/2011 3:50:07 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: ApplegateRanch
GMTA:

Cheers!

39 posted on 12/27/2011 4:03:04 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Shimmer1

ping


40 posted on 12/28/2011 12:22:34 PM PST by null and void (Day 1071 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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