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Quick Meme ^
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Posted on 12/25/2011 5:37:27 PM PST by Moose Burger
I kind of suspect some of you are going to like this. It's an offshoot from the "Advice Animals" web trend where someone puts a ridiculous message over the overused picture of some critter. This time, it's all about a College Liberal, with quotes like "Afraid of hormones in milk - takes acid from strangers" and "Fills schedule with women studies and english courses - is upset at lack of women in science and math courses". Quite amusing, in my opinion better than the average web meme.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: college; collegeliberal; liberal; meme; napl
To: Moose Burger
I liked “Voldemort won’t find me... if I get a sex change.” I screamed.
To: Moose Burger
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posted on
12/25/2011 5:52:37 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
To: Moose Burger

Hasn't Washed Hair In Three Years
(Wonders Why She Has No Dates)
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posted on
12/25/2011 5:58:32 PM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Moose Burger

great stuff...
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posted on
12/25/2011 6:06:34 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Allegra; Salamander; TheOldLady; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; 50mm; humblegunner
Regarding Post #4 -
I believe we may have found the next “Girl most likely to name herself after a condiment and “do” a nerd named Justin.”
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posted on
12/25/2011 6:17:28 PM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Old Sarge
Sorry, can't be helped. It's on the name, actually. Have a bit of Megyn Kelly instead (not optimal, but it's hard enough to find something not throughly hideous in that corner of the tubes).
To: Moose Burger
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posted on
12/25/2011 6:23:15 PM PST
by
TChad
To: shibumi
She’s an empowered wymyn who is socially conscious, Earth-friendly, uses public transportation, is a vegan, thinks her country is an imperialist war-mongering, racist, homophobic place, supports amnesty for all illegal aliens , smokes dope(as long as she doesn’t have to buy it) and well, she’s a modern gal.
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posted on
12/25/2011 7:16:58 PM PST
by
jmacusa
To: Moose Burger
At last count there were 67 pages of reasons with 10 reasons per page.
To: immadashell
Is against “BIG TOBACCO” but buys pot from organized crime and gangs that kill people to get that pot!
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posted on
12/25/2011 7:41:43 PM PST
by
Mandingo Conservative
(Satan was like the first "community organizer", just ask Eve, the first liberal useful idiot!)
To: Moose Burger
I have met people very much like this girl in various respects, the post is especially hysterical for it reflects reality.
To: shibumi
You know, she’s a really cute girl and with the right conservative guy, she’d be converted. To our side. Brainwashing can be undone.
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posted on
12/25/2011 7:58:05 PM PST
by
Big Giant Head
(Two years no AV, no viruses, computer runs great!)
To: TChad
I must say, taht is an accurate statement when it comes to dealing with women like her.
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posted on
12/25/2011 8:01:13 PM PST
by
Niuhuru
(The Internet is the digital AIDS; adapting and successfully destroying the MSM host.)
To: Moose Burger; ATLDiver; trifona; martin_fierro
Good stuff, worth clicking through to look at a few of the pages.
Man, that picture just nails a look of Lefty smug.
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posted on
12/25/2011 8:05:33 PM PST
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: Moose Burger
And would probably be upset if a science or math class were required for graduation.
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posted on
12/25/2011 9:53:36 PM PST
by
reg45
(I'm not angry that Lincoln freed the slaves. I'm angry that Franklin Roosevelt bought them back.)
To: Niuhuru
I must say, taht is an accurate statement when it comes to dealing with women like her. I bet that if we discussed it, we would precisely agree on what "like her" means. That photo is perfect.
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posted on
12/25/2011 9:58:18 PM PST
by
TChad
To: A_perfect_lady
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posted on
12/25/2011 10:00:50 PM PST
by
BreezyDog
(PLAN A: A Peaceful Restoration of the Republic.....PLAN B: A Restoration of the Republic)
To: Moose Burger; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
12/25/2011 10:42:12 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Moose Burger
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posted on
12/25/2011 10:45:24 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Moose Burger
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posted on
12/25/2011 10:58:23 PM PST
by
Hoodat
(Because they do not change, Therefore they do not fear God. -Psalm 55:19-)
To: Hoodat

I sure hope I NEVER find out!
(Prolly has hardwood floors anyway)...
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posted on
12/26/2011 12:54:28 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1068 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: Big Giant Head
You know, shes a really cute girl and with the right conservative guy, shed be converted. To our side. Brainwashing can be undone. Been there, tried that. No. Just no.
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posted on
12/26/2011 1:30:49 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1068 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: null and void
My point is, that this lib chick finds the right guy, who points her further education in the right direction and she can be unbrainwashed.
I broke my wife’s feminist leanings by letting her read a Rush Limbaugh book. She was ready to argue that women should be allowed to be in the military, or anywhere else they chose. After she read the book, she found nothing she could argue with Rush’s points. It fixed her.
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posted on
12/26/2011 4:55:27 AM PST
by
Big Giant Head
(Two years no AV, no viruses, computer runs great!)
To: reg45
As a matter of fact they are. My college has three divisions: basic science (plus engineering), biologic science, and humanities. We at basic science have to take some credits on regular courses at any of the other two divisions to complete the degree’s requirement. Humanities didn’t, until a few years ago. When they heard that they would be required to take regular courses at science they threw a fit. Now they have custom tailored (i.e. lightweight) courses at our division.
To: Big Giant Head
Given our current data points (yours and mine) that approach has a 50:50 chance of success.
Knowing just how big a crater, how large a debris field and how much flaming wreckage a failed attempt can create, I'd advise strongly against it.
More power to you, though...
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posted on
12/26/2011 7:27:54 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1069 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: Moose Burger
Now they have custom tailored (i.e. lightweight) courses at our division.That's progress. ("Progressives" loathe real progress)...
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posted on
12/26/2011 7:29:49 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1069 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: Big Giant Head; null and void
broke my wifes feminist leanings by letting her read a Rush Limbaugh book. When we met, my wife was pro abortion, anti gun and anti death penalty.
Since we married, she has volunteered for a pro life pregnance crisis center, changed her opinion on capital punishment and obtained her conceal carry permit.
It can happen...
To: Grizzled Bear
The race is not always to the swift...
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posted on
12/26/2011 8:12:31 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1069 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: Moose Burger
We had the same sort of deal when I went to college. I was a chemistry major. I had to take a biological sciences class. There was a botany class which, I had heard was all biochemistry. I took that class. In a subsequent semester, the TA from that class and I were in a senior level biochemistry class together. He asked what I was doing there, I replied that I was a chemistry major. He responded “No wonder you did so well in that biology class”.
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posted on
12/26/2011 9:31:58 AM PST
by
reg45
(I'm not angry that Lincoln freed the slaves. I'm angry that Franklin Roosevelt bought them back.)
To: Big Giant Head
Don’t let your personal experiences lead you to conclude that since it worked for you, that it will work for everyone. I’ve been “working on” my wife for going on 21 years now, and we often read each other’s books to further discussion. As near as I can tell, she hasn’t changed a bit.
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posted on
12/26/2011 10:23:38 AM PST
by
Melas
(u)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/26/2011 1:01:07 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
To: null and void
(Prolly has hardwood floors anyway)...Cold, white, unpolished marble.
No, I would not volunteer to polish it.
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posted on
12/26/2011 3:00:25 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
To: ApplegateRanch
Good point. No hard wood anywhere near that...
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posted on
12/26/2011 3:08:50 PM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1069 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: ApplegateRanch
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posted on
12/26/2011 3:13:53 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Mrs. A.R.'s contribution...
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posted on
12/26/2011 5:28:07 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
To: ApplegateRanch
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posted on
12/26/2011 6:00:31 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Melas
Remember the old saw:
A woman marries a man knowing she can change him, and a man marries a woman hoping that she'll never change.
They both end up disappointed.
Cheers!
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posted on
12/27/2011 3:50:07 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: ApplegateRanch
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posted on
12/27/2011 4:03:04 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Shimmer1
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posted on
12/28/2011 12:22:34 PM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1071 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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