Skip to comments.10 Reasons You Don't Have Abs (time to get honest everyone)
Posted on 12/26/2011 10:11:40 AM PST by mmanager
If there's one fitness goal that almost every man goes to the gym in hopes of achieving, it's a ripped set of abs.
Whether you're trimming down or developing more muscle mass, there's no question that your abs are important. But you might have worked on sculpting an eye-catching stomach many times in the past without ever seeing the results you had hoped for. What is it that makes getting ripped abs so hard to achieve?
Let's take a look at the top 10 reasons you don't have abs.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/12/23/reasons-dont-abs/?test=faces#ixzz1hfHEgZsq
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By the way, I did perform a search, no hits and a Happy New Year.
Man this Nog goes really good with left-over's.
Reason #1. Christmas Cookies.
Only so many hours in the day to do what needs to be done. Frankly, a six-pack of abs is low down on the goal list....
Abs? I dunno - maybe a birth defect. Not sure I was born with any. Even my baby pictures show no abs at all.
I have six pack abs, it’s just right now there are in a cooler.
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fired!
Six Pack abs? SH**!! I got a Kegger!!
I am a defect I guess. Most of my male relatives (am a male too) have always had good tone, muscule development or even noticeable muscle. I never seemed to have any no matter what I did and I tried the exercise and weight lifting a few times for weeks and months through the years.
Too many six packs of Sam Admans ruins a six pack of abs.
‘Cause I don’t do enough sit-ups and crunches? And eat too much?
Um..... where is his belly button? If he doesn’t have a belly button, doesn’t that make him an alien?
I think it’s that thing that looks like a coin slot. LOL.
I thought that thing may have been a dried out pretzel stick or something. LOL!
Where did you get that photo of me?
No six-pak here - it’s more of a keg.
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