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(-:(-:(-:THE SUBSTITUTE FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)
December 30, 2011

Posted on 12/30/2011 6:42:49 AM PST by BenLurkin

(-:(-:(-:THE SUBSTITUTE FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

Celebrating approaching New Year with Some Silliness

BenLurkin here, doing my best to stand in for the vacationing Lucky9teen one more time. Keep your fingers crossed…

Auld Lang Syne

Auld Lang Syne was partially written by Robert Burns in the 1700's, it was first published in 1796 after Burns' death. Early variations of the song were sung prior to 1700 and inspired Burns to produce the modern rendition. An old Scotch tune, 'Auld Lang Syne' literally means 'old long ago,' or simply, 'the good old days.'

Here are the lyrics: however, many people seem to remember only the first verse. Old Ben only remembers the first two lines. Then he sings “so fa la la la la fa la la Old Lang Sign,”

Auld Lang Syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
And here's a hand, my trusty friend
And gie's a hand o' thine
We'll tak'A cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne.






TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: silliness
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1 posted on 12/30/2011 6:42:54 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

Woohoo!!! It’s Friday!! Last one of the year!!!AC


2 posted on 12/30/2011 6:44:34 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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3 posted on 12/30/2011 6:46:05 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: BenLurkin
A man goes into a bar and asks for 2 double martinis. "Wow," the bartender says, "it's only 2:00. You must have had a really bad day."
"Yeah," the man replies. "First I had an accident on the way to work that made me 2 hours late for a meeting with an important client. Then my boss fired me for being late. So I went home and found my wife in bed with my best friend. I told her I was leaving her, packed my bags, and came here."
"That is pretty bad," says the bartender. "What did you say to your best friend?"

"Bad dog!"

OK...it's old...but it's funny!!!

4 posted on 12/30/2011 6:47:03 AM PST by Logic n' Reason (N/A)
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To: BenLurkin

Bump!


5 posted on 12/30/2011 6:47:32 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: BenLurkin

wooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooo TGIF


6 posted on 12/30/2011 6:47:44 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

Dieting - New Year Resolutions
2008: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.
2009: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.
2010: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight. 2011: I will work out 3 days a week.
2012: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

7 posted on 12/30/2011 6:50:27 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

Dieting - New Year Resolutions
2008: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.
2009: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.
2010: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight. 2011: I will work out 3 days a week.
2012: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

8 posted on 12/30/2011 6:52:42 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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WOW, top 10?!?!?


9 posted on 12/30/2011 6:52:57 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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10 posted on 12/30/2011 6:53:17 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: dayglored

11 posted on 12/30/2011 6:56:46 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: ShadowAce

LOL @ IE

I am still learning Win7 on my new desktop and laptop. They kept wanting to upgrade from IE8 to IE9. I did, first on the laptop. Parts of IE9 would not work, so I finally deleted it and returned to IE8.

Later, my new desktop wanted to upgrade. I did. Didn’t work. Anything I tried to type into the address bar defaulted to the open webpage, not the one I wanted to surf to. I finally deleted it and returned to IE8.

Firefox is my main browser, but I wish they would stop with insanity with new releases every few weeks. I am still waiting for updates to pre-version 7 extensions.


12 posted on 12/30/2011 6:57:21 AM PST by TomGuy
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13 posted on 12/30/2011 6:57:27 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BenLurkin

Thanks for taking on the silliness thread last week and this week. you’re doing a great job!!


14 posted on 12/30/2011 6:58:21 AM PST by sunny48
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15 posted on 12/30/2011 6:59:44 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BenLurkin

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/dog.wav


16 posted on 12/30/2011 7:00:50 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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17 posted on 12/30/2011 7:03:17 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Logic n' Reason; SortaBichy
Similar one that ends with the guy having ordered 12 straight shots - to be delivered all at once.

Barkeep axes "what's the special occasion?" and the guy replies, "It was my first BJ"

The bartender tells him, "Well, let me give you a thirteenth on the house", but the guy declines, by way of "Nah - if 12 don't get rid of the taste, another won't make any difference".

18 posted on 12/30/2011 7:05:25 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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To: BenLurkin
You are doing a great job - thanks.

I remember Alan Sherman had a version of Auld Lang Syne that went something like:

I know a man, his name is Lang
And he has a neon sign,
And Mr. Lang is 93,
So they called it old Lang's sign.

19 posted on 12/30/2011 7:12:53 AM PST by Overwatcher
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20 posted on 12/30/2011 7:15:02 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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