The “2012 What’s your resolution, FReepers?” thread!

12/31/11

[Slings and Arrows]

I resolve to stop defiling the graves of Paultard trolls...so much.

[Slings and Arrows]

I resolve to stop referring to Zer0 as a "rotting sack of cat vomit." My cats have complained.

[JRandomFreeper]

I resolve to not be so snarky this year.... Oh, hell, who am I kidding?

/johnny

[gop4lyf]

I resolve to buy more guns in 2012 than this year. Hopefully I can keep them from falling into the lake .

[trimom]

Use my ears and mouth proportionally: listen twice as much as I speak.

[Winstons Julia]

I want to join a writing group.

I want to eat well, but healthier.

I want to tell my family more how much I love them.

I want to beat myself up less and recognize my achievements more.

I want to piss off liberals on other sites by outsmarting them.

I want to volunteer for the GOP candidate.

I want to exercise more.

I want to meditate more deeply.

I want to make a joke of EVERYTHING I can make a joke of.

[crazydad]

Buy as much ammo and food and water and supplies. Oh and build a bunker in my back yard... OOOH!

[Winstons Julia]

Now...if you’ll excuse me for a bit...I’m off to number 5...

[MomwithHope]

Being a better wife and mom and doing mroe in the good works department. I just turned 60 and have a definite sense of what I will be leaving behind. Hopefully helping the world be a better place. Happy New Year to my Freeper friends, you have helped me through a lot.

[Fred]

I resolve to pay as few taxes as legally possible to all, must starve the beast..

[Fishtalk]

Speaking of guns....that very subject happens to be one of my resolutions.

For the first time I intend, at age 61, to purchase and learn how to operate, a gun.

Second resolution....to get officially confirmed as a Catholic.

Other more abstract resolutions...
....cook better and downsize my meals for husband and wife but keep the same taste and flavor as larger meals.

....get more than two to three people a day to visit my Blog

....be a better person, not to lose my temper, to be kinder and gentler.

....cull the frou frou from my life, get my surround down to a simpler, but comfortable, life.

[deoetdoctrinae]

I resolve to contribute early to the upcoming FReepathon!

[Billthedrill]

I resolve to avoid group sex with supermodels.

Again.

This year.

(Sob!)

[Altariel]

I can only assume that you have already declined the invitation to the All-Freeper New Year’s Day boating party.

[rllngrk33]

I resolve to keep my long standing resolution to not make any more New Years resolutions.

[Maine Mariner]

Support Romney!! (Just joking)

Support local candidates with both money and time
Conservative candidates only.

Lose weight
Pass Customs Brokers Exam

[deoetdoctrinae]

UZ cats iZ offended!

[stylecouncilor]

[llandres]

Sorry this is off subject, but I know how we love animals here - for anyone wanting a break, Cutest Puppies just started on Animal Planet followed by Cutest Kittens, then both will re-air immediately following. Enjoy and Happy New Year!!!

[TheWriterTX]

I resolve to curse less. I’m only going to watch the news for an hour a day.