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(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

Posted on 01/06/2012 5:27:25 AM PST by Lucky9teen

In an effort to restore Americans’ faith in their government, President Obama has taken advantage of a little-known clause in the Constitution to sweep away the most unpopular Congress in history, replacing Senators and House members alike with movie stars, game show hosts, pop divas and kittens.

Slipped into the Constitution by Ben Franklin, the so-called “Kick Congress in the Arse Clause” had always been dismissed by Constitutional historians as “just the kind of shenanigans Franklin liked to pull when he was loaded.” Most scholars agree that Franklin was drunk and in a joking mood when he persuaded the rest of the founding fathers to support the clause, which enhances a President’s recess appointment powers, allowing him to replace Congress, “but only if said President is of African descent.”

Former members of Congress were quick to express outrage over what they deemed a power grab on the part of the President. Former House Speaker John Boehner branded Obama’s move, “the kind of dirty trick Republican Presidents are known for.” Democrats Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid released a joint statement condemning the President for “displaying extreme courage by turning his back on his own party and doing what’s best for the country, which is not how we do things in Washington.”

News of the President’s action dominated the airways. Fox News Political analyist Juan Williams reacted angrily, insisting that President Obama is not African at all. “What Obama has done is completely illegal! He’s no more African than I am! For God’s sake, look at his birth certificate. Any idiot knows Barack Obama is Hawaiian!”










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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dictator; friday; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 01/06/2012 5:27:30 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
Der Superstar von Aerosmith
2 posted on 01/06/2012 5:31:46 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

GET SOME




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Top 10 Greatest GOP Moments of 2011

Top 10 Obama Supporter WTF Moments

3 posted on 01/06/2012 5:32:44 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 5!


4 posted on 01/06/2012 5:35:02 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Lucky9teen
Obama Computer Virus - Reports that the operating system has failed to act, deletes it, and roots your machine.
5 posted on 01/06/2012 5:36:22 AM PST by ConservativeWarrior (Fall down 7 times, stand up 8. - Japanese proverb)
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To: BenLurkin

And a special appreciation for subbing while I was away




6 posted on 01/06/2012 5:37:11 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: ConservativeWarrior
Note - Deleting the Obama virus is considered a hate crime.
7 posted on 01/06/2012 5:38:34 AM PST by ConservativeWarrior (Fall down 7 times, stand up 8. - Japanese proverb)
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To: Lucky9teen

Here Mom:

“Wash this!”


8 posted on 01/06/2012 5:38:34 AM PST by NicknamedBob (I am as down-to-Earth as a baby duck, but my mind still roams the stars.)
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To: ConservativeWarrior

And racist....


9 posted on 01/06/2012 5:39:45 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

TOP TEN!!!!


10 posted on 01/06/2012 5:39:45 AM PST by Monkey Face (I believe in angels with bagpipes.)
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To: Lucky9teen

bimp


11 posted on 01/06/2012 5:42:02 AM PST by Dr. Thorne (Fall on your knees before Christ, your only salvation!)
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To: Dr. Thorne

bimp?


12 posted on 01/06/2012 5:48:21 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Dr. Thorne

bamp!


13 posted on 01/06/2012 5:48:54 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Dr. Thorne

Bomp-b-b-bomp-b-bomp-b-bomp-bomp!
Bomp-b-b-bomp-b-dang-a-dang-dang,
ding-a-dong-ding, blue moooooooooooon.


14 posted on 01/06/2012 5:51:16 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
And now, OFST RADIO is ON THE AIR!

Our first selection feels like the FIRST TIME: TINO !!!

15 posted on 01/06/2012 5:53:23 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
OFST RADIO proudly presents the KING of the TAVERNS - "LITTLE" DAVID WILKINS !!!

16 posted on 01/06/2012 5:55:26 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
OFST Radio presents something for those of you who just can't let go of the Christmas spirit - your fave and mine, COLONEL SANDERS!

17 posted on 01/06/2012 5:57:21 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

DID I READ THAT SIGN RIGHT?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER.
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

IN A LAUNDROMAT
Automatic Washing Machines:
Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

IN A MEMPHIS DEPARTMENT STORE
Bargain Basement Upstairs

IN AN OFFICE
Would The Person Who Took The Step Ladder Yesterday
Please Bring It Back Or Further Steps Will Be Taken

IN AN OFFICE
After Coffee Break Staff Should Empty The Coffee
Pot And Stand Upside Down On The Draining Board

OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP
We Exchange Anything - Bicycles, Washing Machines, Etc.
Why Not Bring Your Wife Along And Get A Wonderful Bargain?

NOTICE IN HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW
Closed Due To Illness

SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK
Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE
For Anyone Who Has Children And Doesn’t Know It,
There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor

NOTICE IN A FARMER’S FIELD
The Farmer Allows Walkers To Cross The Field For Free,
But The Bull Charges.

MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET
If You Cannot Read, This Leaflet
Will Tell You How To Get Lessons

ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR
We Can Repair Anything.
(Please Knock Hard On The Door - The Bell Doesn’t Work)


18 posted on 01/06/2012 5:57:25 AM PST by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Now, OFST Radio presents the experimental part of the show - get your pooch and a barrel, and JOIN IN !!!

19 posted on 01/06/2012 5:59:17 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
OFST Radio presents the tree-talking gospel stylings of GERALDINE and RICKY!

20 posted on 01/06/2012 6:01:18 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
True love songs at their finest, as OFST and NAMGLA present:

21 posted on 01/06/2012 6:04:06 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
And now, OFST presents a double feature for the transexual crowd:
First up, the booming voice of IRA NORTH !!!

22 posted on 01/06/2012 6:06:58 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
And now, the swinging ("swinging" - get it? huh huh huh) sounds of Kevin Rowland:

23 posted on 01/06/2012 6:09:04 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Wow - the OFST phones are ringing off the hook after that last one, so here's another lick by the old WindowLicker himself - APHEX TWIN!

24 posted on 01/06/2012 6:10:54 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
And now OFST RADIO presents the down-homo instructional stylings of ALIX DOBKIN:

25 posted on 01/06/2012 6:13:46 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
In the same vein, OFST RADIO now brings to you the diggable music of Jonah Jones and BAZOOMBA PLAYLAND !!

26 posted on 01/06/2012 6:16:55 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

27 posted on 01/06/2012 6:17:03 AM PST by relictele (Green energy is neither)
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To: Lucky9teen
We've had a request to slow it down a bit, so here's a slow smooth one from OFST RADIO to the seniors out there, from THE FRIVOLOUS FIVE !

28 posted on 01/06/2012 6:19:08 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Back to the wooden-gospel theme as OFST RADIO presents the talented BEVERLY MASSAGEE and ERICK !

29 posted on 01/06/2012 6:22:02 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Sweet! TGIF welcome back Lucky...


30 posted on 01/06/2012 6:22:17 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen
Long-Time OFST RADIO fans know that Colonel Sanders was famous for MORE than just Christmas music. Here is a selection from an earlier album:

31 posted on 01/06/2012 6:24:27 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
We can all draw inspiration from the special people that God brings into our lives. Imagine the difficulties that this lady bears as an organist with no hands AND NO NAME:

32 posted on 01/06/2012 6:27:34 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Constipation is an issue with which we all deal from time to time. Here at OFST radio, we like to think that with this, as with most things, MUSIC CAN HELP.

33 posted on 01/06/2012 6:30:11 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Now that you're all cleaned out, here's a little something to clog it up again - HEINO !

34 posted on 01/06/2012 6:36:12 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
What OFST RADIO program would be complete without a selection of ultrasonic stylings from MR. BAT ?

35 posted on 01/06/2012 6:39:27 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
As a civil service for senior citizens, OFST RADIO presents tips for relaxation - I kow the rocking-char-in-a-swamp does it for me every time:

36 posted on 01/06/2012 6:44:56 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
OFST Radio presents: Young Love at it's finest!

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37 posted on 01/06/2012 6:46:11 AM PST by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: Izzy Dunne

38 posted on 01/06/2012 6:49:01 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen
OFST Radio presents: Nice Cannons

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39 posted on 01/06/2012 6:50:23 AM PST by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: Lucky9teen
I'm not sure, but that looks like Weird Al Yankovic in a poodle helmet wielding the axe in this gospel reprise from long ago and far away:

40 posted on 01/06/2012 6:50:33 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
We at OFST RADIO have, along with you, our loyal listeners, long wondered "When is Mike Terry coming out with a LIVE album?".

Well, wait no longer, fans - HERE IT IS!

41 posted on 01/06/2012 6:53:30 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: marine86297
It's friggin party time people:

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42 posted on 01/06/2012 6:56:28 AM PST by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: Lucky9teen
And what is OFST without a little POLKA FUN - huh?

Here's the D-Drifters - aren't they having fun?

43 posted on 01/06/2012 6:58:39 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
The New Year is a time to reflect on the loved ones who passed away in 2011. OFST RADIO now presents the late great Freddie Gage to share your sorrow:

44 posted on 01/06/2012 7:01:54 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
And now, it's time for OFST RADIO to sign off. We leave you with fervent wishes for love and peace from HAPPY LOUIE, JULCIA and the BOYS:

45 posted on 01/06/2012 7:04:00 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Stop, stop. I must look away but secretly, I am drawn to stare lovingly at some of those covers.


46 posted on 01/06/2012 7:06:33 AM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: marine86297
Forgive me for counting, but that "Gentlemen and their Ladies" cover has SIX gentlemen and TWO... ahem... ladies.

Where I come from, that ain't enough to go round, noam sayn?

47 posted on 01/06/2012 7:12:31 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne; Slings and Arrows; Tijeras_Slim; Lazamataz; JRios1968; Constitution Day
No, really, someone at OFST Radio thought this album was a good idea
48 posted on 01/06/2012 7:31:17 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Izzy Dunne

De udder foo jus got outta da Big House and ain’t back into womens yet.

Just askin.... did you have to listen to all those albums?


49 posted on 01/06/2012 7:34:32 AM PST by X-spurt
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To: martin_fierro

I’m in love.


50 posted on 01/06/2012 7:36:02 AM PST by Lazamataz (Romney is the Pale Obama. That's all.)
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