(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

[Lucky9teen]

In an effort to restore Americans’ faith in their government, President Obama has taken advantage of a little-known clause in the Constitution to sweep away the most unpopular Congress in history, replacing Senators and House members alike with movie stars, game show hosts, pop divas and kittens.

Slipped into the Constitution by Ben Franklin, the so-called “Kick Congress in the Arse Clause” had always been dismissed by Constitutional historians as “just the kind of shenanigans Franklin liked to pull when he was loaded.” Most scholars agree that Franklin was drunk and in a joking mood when he persuaded the rest of the founding fathers to support the clause, which enhances a President’s recess appointment powers, allowing him to replace Congress, “but only if said President is of African descent.”

Former members of Congress were quick to express outrage over what they deemed a power grab on the part of the President. Former House Speaker John Boehner branded Obama’s move, “the kind of dirty trick Republican Presidents are known for.” Democrats Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid released a joint statement condemning the President for “displaying extreme courage by turning his back on his own party and doing what’s best for the country, which is not how we do things in Washington.”

News of the President’s action dominated the airways. Fox News Political analyist Juan Williams reacted angrily, insisting that President Obama is not African at all. “What Obama has done is completely illegal! He’s no more African than I am! For God’s sake, look at his birth certificate. Any idiot knows Barack Obama is Hawaiian!”

And beware of the latest Computer Viruses going around. Here are a few that relate to this thread:

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS v 1.0 - It runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

Congressional Virus v 2.0 - Computer locks up, screen splits vertically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Congressional Virus v 3.0 - Overdraws your disk space.

TODAYS CHALLENGE TO ALL MY FREEPER FRIENDS: - Create a Computer Virus for Obama.

[Izzy Dunne]

True love songs at their finest, as OFST and NAMGLA present:

[Izzy Dunne]

And now, OFST presents a double feature for the transexual crowd:
First up, the booming voice of IRA NORTH !!!

[Izzy Dunne]

And now, the swinging ("swinging" - get it? huh huh huh) sounds of Kevin Rowland:

[Izzy Dunne]

Wow - the OFST phones are ringing off the hook after that last one, so here's another lick by the old WindowLicker himself - APHEX TWIN!

[Izzy Dunne]

And now OFST RADIO presents the down-homo instructional stylings of ALIX DOBKIN:

[Izzy Dunne]

In the same vein, OFST RADIO now brings to you the diggable music of Jonah Jones and BAZOOMBA PLAYLAND !!

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[Izzy Dunne]

We've had a request to slow it down a bit, so here's a slow smooth one from OFST RADIO to the seniors out there, from THE FRIVOLOUS FIVE !

[Izzy Dunne]

Back to the wooden-gospel theme as OFST RADIO presents the talented BEVERLY MASSAGEE and ERICK !

[Currentriverrat]

Sweet! TGIF welcome back Lucky...

[Izzy Dunne]

Long-Time OFST RADIO fans know that Colonel Sanders was famous for MORE than just Christmas music. Here is a selection from an earlier album:

[Izzy Dunne]

We can all draw inspiration from the special people that God brings into our lives. Imagine the difficulties that this lady bears as an organist with no hands AND NO NAME:

[Izzy Dunne]

Constipation is an issue with which we all deal from time to time. Here at OFST radio, we like to think that with this, as with most things, MUSIC CAN HELP.

[Izzy Dunne]

Now that you're all cleaned out, here's a little something to clog it up again - HEINO !

[Izzy Dunne]

What OFST RADIO program would be complete without a selection of ultrasonic stylings from MR. BAT ?

[Izzy Dunne]

As a civil service for senior citizens, OFST RADIO presents tips for relaxation - I kow the rocking-char-in-a-swamp does it for me every time:

[marine86297]

OFST Radio presents: Young Love at it's finest!

[martin_fierro]

[marine86297]

OFST Radio presents: Nice Cannons

[Izzy Dunne]

I'm not sure, but that looks like Weird Al Yankovic in a poodle helmet wielding the axe in this gospel reprise from long ago and far away: