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(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

Posted on 01/06/2012 5:27:25 AM PST by Lucky9teen

In an effort to restore Americans’ faith in their government, President Obama has taken advantage of a little-known clause in the Constitution to sweep away the most unpopular Congress in history, replacing Senators and House members alike with movie stars, game show hosts, pop divas and kittens.

Slipped into the Constitution by Ben Franklin, the so-called “Kick Congress in the Arse Clause” had always been dismissed by Constitutional historians as “just the kind of shenanigans Franklin liked to pull when he was loaded.” Most scholars agree that Franklin was drunk and in a joking mood when he persuaded the rest of the founding fathers to support the clause, which enhances a President’s recess appointment powers, allowing him to replace Congress, “but only if said President is of African descent.”

Former members of Congress were quick to express outrage over what they deemed a power grab on the part of the President. Former House Speaker John Boehner branded Obama’s move, “the kind of dirty trick Republican Presidents are known for.” Democrats Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid released a joint statement condemning the President for “displaying extreme courage by turning his back on his own party and doing what’s best for the country, which is not how we do things in Washington.”

News of the President’s action dominated the airways. Fox News Political analyist Juan Williams reacted angrily, insisting that President Obama is not African at all. “What Obama has done is completely illegal! He’s no more African than I am! For God’s sake, look at his birth certificate. Any idiot knows Barack Obama is Hawaiian!”










And beware of the latest Computer Viruses going around. Here are a few that relate to this thread:

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS v 1.0 - It runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

Congressional Virus v 2.0 - Computer locks up, screen splits vertically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Congressional Virus v 3.0 - Overdraws your disk space.

TODAYS CHALLENGE TO ALL MY FREEPER FRIENDS: - Create a Computer Virus for Obama.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dictator; friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Izzy Dunne
Pooh Man likes Pooh.


51 posted on 01/06/2012 7:41:24 AM PST by Lazamataz (Romney is the Pale Obama. That's all.)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL!


52 posted on 01/06/2012 7:41:39 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Izzy Dunne
HALLELUJIA! WE ARE VIKINGS!


53 posted on 01/06/2012 7:43:15 AM PST by Lazamataz (Romney is the Pale Obama. That's all.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
Talent, he has in abundance.

Teeth, not so much.


54 posted on 01/06/2012 7:45:32 AM PST by Lazamataz (Romney is the Pale Obama. That's all.)
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To: Lucky9teen
LATEST OBAMA VIRUS -- So destructive that it puts 15 million people out of work.
55 posted on 01/06/2012 7:45:32 AM PST by red-dawg
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To: martin_fierro; Lazamataz

I’d better hit it before Laz does!


56 posted on 01/06/2012 8:00:25 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Many things that are rare now were merely unpopular back then.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
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57 posted on 01/06/2012 8:08:37 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
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58 posted on 01/06/2012 8:09:32 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Lucky9teen; BenLurkin

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/brilliant.wav


59 posted on 01/06/2012 8:10:31 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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To: dragonblustar

Is that Janet Reno?


60 posted on 01/06/2012 8:10:48 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Lucky9teen

Welcome back!!!
http://youtu.be/4zJWA3Vo6TU


61 posted on 01/06/2012 8:11:20 AM PST by sunny48
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To: Izzy Dunne

Tamp! Trump!


62 posted on 01/06/2012 8:16:45 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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To: Izzy Dunne
Are you taking requests?

I give this a 10. It has a good beat and I can dance to it.

63 posted on 01/06/2012 8:19:53 AM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Lazamataz

She does have a wholesome, debauched girl-next-door quality about her, doesn’t she?


64 posted on 01/06/2012 8:23:30 AM PST by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: dfwgator

If that was Reno, I’d be blinded for life. It’s the guy from American Idol.


65 posted on 01/06/2012 8:25:21 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Thanks for the exposure....the Amazon sales have slipped a bit lately......

66 posted on 01/06/2012 8:28:36 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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To: Izzy Dunne
OFST RADIO proudly presents the KING of the TAVERNS - "LITTLE" DAVID WILKINS !!!

Don't sell the man short. According to the cover he's the king of ALL the taverns.

67 posted on 01/06/2012 8:30:16 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Cyber Liberty

Plus she’s not one of those anorexic twig-chicks that if you hit too hard, you’d snap in two.


68 posted on 01/06/2012 8:32:34 AM PST by Lazamataz (Romney is the Pale Obama. That's all.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell ya, that MC Pooh’s album has a parental advisory sticker on it.


69 posted on 01/06/2012 8:32:36 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Izzy Dunne

Mr. Bat will be found to be a serial killer with over forty bodies in his attic.

70 posted on 01/06/2012 8:37:53 AM PST by Lazamataz (Romney is the Pale Obama. That's all.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Obama Virus: Inserts “ah” or “um” between every 5th word in any text document. Inserts pauses of random length and frequency in to all text-to-speech applications. In any text docuemtn, it autocorrects the following words to “evil” or “enemy”: Christian, Conservative, Republican.


71 posted on 01/06/2012 8:39:01 AM PST by j_tull ("A little of what you fancy does you good, or so it should.")
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To: dragonblustar

72 posted on 01/06/2012 8:41:54 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lazamataz

Is it me, or does Mr. Bat look like Newt?


73 posted on 01/06/2012 8:43:40 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Aging turns us all into caricatures.


74 posted on 01/06/2012 8:52:32 AM PST by Lazamataz (Romney is the Pale Obama. That's all.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m looking for some silly limericks, poems or jokes appropriate for preschoolers or young kids for a program I’m working on. Also, any silly dog or frog jokes.

Here’s a sample that should bring a giggle from a 5-yr. old.

To mother it never did matter
That eating more cake made her fatter
While baking one day
She slipped on some clay
And fell, head first, into the batter


75 posted on 01/06/2012 9:21:16 AM PST by IM2MAD
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To: Lucky9teen
Photobucket

Its good to have you back, Lucky!

76 posted on 01/06/2012 9:21:54 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: dragonblustar

I am really concerned about North Korea’s appointment of the “dear leader”, Kim Jung Ill’s youngest son to be the new leader of North Korea— a nuclear power!

After all, Kim Jung Un (pronounced Kim’s young-un?) had NO military experience whatsoever before daddy made him a four-star general in the military. This is a snot-nose twerp who has never accomplished anything in his life that that would even come close to military leadership: he hasn’t even so much as led a cub scout troop, let alone coached a sports team or commanded a military platoon.
So, setting that aside, next they make him the “beloved leader” of the country. Terrific!!!

Oh, crap! I’m sorry. I just remembered that we did the same thing here, We took a community organizer who has never worn a uniform and made him Commander-in-Chief; a guy who has never led anything more than an ACORN demonstration and made him the leader of this country. Never mind.


77 posted on 01/06/2012 9:25:07 AM PST by sunny48
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To: Lucky9teen

79 posted on 01/06/2012 9:33:32 AM PST by Harley (Will Rogers never met Harry Reid.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

So just who is the ugliest?

Steven Tyler
Mick Jagger
Keith Richards
Bob Dylan


80 posted on 01/06/2012 9:38:20 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
This one will put some meat on your bones

and the poster from inside

81 posted on 01/06/2012 9:44:34 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: fredhead

I’d rather not think about it.


82 posted on 01/06/2012 10:03:34 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Berlin_Freeper





I think Keith Richards wins.
83 posted on 01/06/2012 10:18:37 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Welcome back Lucky!!! Happy New
Year to you and yours!


84 posted on 01/06/2012 10:31:11 AM PST by gimme1ibertee ("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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To: gimme1ibertee
And now, for your viewing pleasure, a squashed bug.....


85 posted on 01/06/2012 10:36:12 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: fredhead

LOL!!! Nicely done!!!


86 posted on 01/06/2012 10:42:42 AM PST by gimme1ibertee ("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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To: fredhead
I think Keith Richards wins.

I concur!
87 posted on 01/06/2012 10:44:48 AM PST by gimme1ibertee ("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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To: Harley

My Daughter’s Moving Out

Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my car.

Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of
your will and leave my share to my sister.”

Well, she didn’t put it quite like that. She actually said...

‘Dad, I have decided to work for Obama’s re-election campaign.’”


88 posted on 01/06/2012 11:00:47 AM PST by sunny48
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To: martin_fierro
Smiley - Mindblown
89 posted on 01/06/2012 11:14:22 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: marine86297

Very subtle.


90 posted on 01/06/2012 11:43:16 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: gimme1ibertee

Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8


91 posted on 01/06/2012 11:58:02 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: Lazamataz
Pooh-Man
92 posted on 01/06/2012 12:04:38 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lucky9teen

93 posted on 01/06/2012 1:01:33 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Izzy Dunne

You have to be careful not to read that one too fast.


94 posted on 01/06/2012 1:41:59 PM PST by CougarGA7 ("History is politics projected into the past" - Michael Pokrovski)
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To: dragonblustar

95 posted on 01/06/2012 3:37:38 PM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: BerryDingle

The old hag on the left looks familiar. She used to be hot!


96 posted on 01/06/2012 3:40:27 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Izzy Dunne

97 posted on 01/06/2012 3:45:18 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Izzy Dunne

98 posted on 01/06/2012 3:47:45 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Izzy Dunne

OH MY GOD!!! Post #40 is a guy I played in a band with, yes the Weird Al looking guy! OMG!

I spent a decade playing country/rock with him.

My Beeber is totally stuned!!


99 posted on 01/06/2012 4:40:10 PM PST by Big Giant Head (Two years no AV, no viruses, computer runs great!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant.Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, “The Turban Cowboy”,which would be gay, and the other a topless bar called “ You Mecca Me Hot.”

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called “ Iraq o’ Ribs.”

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called “ Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret”, with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, a liquor store called “Morehammered.” All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.


100 posted on 01/06/2012 10:21:38 PM PST by mojitojoe (SCOTUS.... think about that when you decide to sit home and pout because your candidate didn't win)
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