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Posted on 01/06/2012 5:27:25 AM PST by Lucky9teen
In an effort to restore Americans faith in their government, President Obama has taken advantage of a little-known clause in the Constitution to sweep away the most unpopular Congress in history, replacing Senators and House members alike with movie stars, game show hosts, pop divas and kittens.
Slipped into the Constitution by Ben Franklin, the so-called Kick Congress in the Arse Clause had always been dismissed by Constitutional historians as just the kind of shenanigans Franklin liked to pull when he was loaded. Most scholars agree that Franklin was drunk and in a joking mood when he persuaded the rest of the founding fathers to support the clause, which enhances a Presidents recess appointment powers, allowing him to replace Congress, but only if said President is of African descent.
Former members of Congress were quick to express outrage over what they deemed a power grab on the part of the President. Former House Speaker John Boehner branded Obamas move, the kind of dirty trick Republican Presidents are known for. Democrats Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid released a joint statement condemning the President for displaying extreme courage by turning his back on his own party and doing whats best for the country, which is not how we do things in Washington.
News of the Presidents action dominated the airways. Fox News Political analyist Juan Williams reacted angrily, insisting that President Obama is not African at all. What Obama has done is completely illegal! Hes no more African than I am! For Gods sake, look at his birth certificate. Any idiot knows Barack Obama is Hawaiian!
Teeth, not so much.
I’d better hit it before Laz does!
Is that Janet Reno?
I give this a 10. It has a good beat and I can dance to it.
She does have a wholesome, debauched girl-next-door quality about her, doesn’t she?
If that was Reno, I’d be blinded for life. It’s the guy from American Idol.
Thanks for the exposure....the Amazon sales have slipped a bit lately......
Don't sell the man short. According to the cover he's the king of ALL the taverns.
Plus she’s not one of those anorexic twig-chicks that if you hit too hard, you’d snap in two.
I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell ya, that MC Pooh’s album has a parental advisory sticker on it.
Mr. Bat will be found to be a serial killer with over forty bodies in his attic.
Obama Virus: Inserts “ah” or “um” between every 5th word in any text document. Inserts pauses of random length and frequency in to all text-to-speech applications. In any text docuemtn, it autocorrects the following words to “evil” or “enemy”: Christian, Conservative, Republican.
Is it me, or does Mr. Bat look like Newt?
Aging turns us all into caricatures.
I’m looking for some silly limericks, poems or jokes appropriate for preschoolers or young kids for a program I’m working on. Also, any silly dog or frog jokes.
Here’s a sample that should bring a giggle from a 5-yr. old.
To mother it never did matter
That eating more cake made her fatter
While baking one day
She slipped on some clay
And fell, head first, into the batter
I am really concerned about North Korea’s appointment of the “dear leader”, Kim Jung Ill’s youngest son to be the new leader of North Korea— a nuclear power!
After all, Kim Jung Un (pronounced Kim’s young-un?) had NO military experience whatsoever before daddy made him a four-star general in the military. This is a snot-nose twerp who has never accomplished anything in his life that that would even come close to military leadership: he hasn’t even so much as led a cub scout troop, let alone coached a sports team or commanded a military platoon.
So, setting that aside, next they make him the “beloved leader” of the country. Terrific!!!
Oh, crap! I’m sorry. I just remembered that we did the same thing here, We took a community organizer who has never worn a uniform and made him Commander-in-Chief; a guy who has never led anything more than an ACORN demonstration and made him the leader of this country. Never mind.
So just who is the ugliest?
I’d rather not think about it.
Welcome back Lucky!!! Happy New
Year to you and yours!
LOL!!! Nicely done!!!
My Daughter’s Moving Out
Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my car.
Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of
your will and leave my share to my sister.”
Well, she didn’t put it quite like that. She actually said...
‘Dad, I have decided to work for Obama’s re-election campaign.’”
Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!
You have to be careful not to read that one too fast.
The old hag on the left looks familiar. She used to be hot!
OH MY GOD!!! Post #40 is a guy I played in a band with, yes the Weird Al looking guy! OMG!
I spent a decade playing country/rock with him.
My Beeber is totally stuned!!
I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant.Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, “The Turban Cowboy”,which would be gay, and the other a topless bar called “ You Mecca Me Hot.”
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called “ Iraq o’ Ribs.”
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called “ Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret”, with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop, a liquor store called “Morehammered.” All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.
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