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I had a nightmare of heavenly proportions! [Vanity]

Posted on 01/10/2012 5:05:41 PM PST by Ancient Drive

This morning I woke up early, ate breakfast then took a nap before starting the day. oh boy, suddenly I'm in the middle of this war of angels. I don't know what the war was about or why. Only a sense of brotherhood united us in the fight. Then comes peace, and all the angels are lined up including myself, in front of us were this group of humanoids with heads of dolphins. They were tapped into everything that ever was, is, and will be (they can tell truth from lie). Then comes a question to all of us: "Will those who came into existence after the original registry please step forward?" I thought to myself "the truth shall set me free" A girl next to me and I stepped forward. The humanoids analyzed us and said we were truthful. The girl and I then acquired this angelic blue glow. I was the angel with power over earthquakes and the girl had some strange markings on her face. I do not know what her power was. So then we were directed through a gate that closed behind us. The moment we stepped in I saw legions of blue glowing angels being exterminated. "They're killing us" I screamed and we started running for our lives. Earth governments, the other angels (original registry), and the earth elements were all against us, and soon I found out that the only way to survive was to plan 2-3 steps ahead of them and fool them, and to this day that is how I have survived. Then I woke up.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Religion
KEYWORDS: dreams
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1 posted on 01/10/2012 5:05:49 PM PST by Ancient Drive
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To: Ancient Drive

I want what you had for breakfast.


2 posted on 01/10/2012 5:11:57 PM PST by Leroy S. Mort
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To: Ancient Drive

Ambien? You sound cookoo for cocopuffs..


3 posted on 01/10/2012 5:13:06 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: Ancient Drive

I had nightmares about mufflers and woke up exhausted.


4 posted on 01/10/2012 5:14:40 PM PST by umgud (No Rats, No Rino's)
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To: Ancient Drive

Bad eggs!


5 posted on 01/10/2012 5:16:30 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Ancient Drive

Too unbelievable.

Now if the porpoises all had the head of William Shatner, it would make sense...


6 posted on 01/10/2012 5:16:34 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
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To: Ancient Drive

re-sleeping during the day and following eating, causes vivid nightmares.


7 posted on 01/10/2012 5:18:15 PM PST by Williams (Honey Badger Don't Care)
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To: Ancient Drive

This is your brain on drugs.


8 posted on 01/10/2012 5:19:11 PM PST by Yashcheritsiy
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To: Ancient Drive

So long, and thanks for all the fish...


9 posted on 01/10/2012 5:19:23 PM PST by Mugwump
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To: Ancient Drive

I was once out strolling one very hot summer’s day

When I thought I’d lay myself down to rest

In a big field of tall grass

I laid there in the sun and felt it carressing my face

As I fell asleep and dreamed

I dreamed I was in a hollywood movie

And that I was the star of the movie

This really blew my mind

The fact that me an overfed long haired leaping gnome

Should be the star of a hollywood movie, hmmm

But there I was

I was taken to a place

The hall of the mountain kings

I stood high by the mountain tops

Naked to the world

In front of

Every kind of girl

There was long one’s, tall ones, short ones, brown ones,

Black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones

Out of the middle, came a lady

She whispered in my ear

Something crazy

She said,

(Chorus x4)

Spill the wine, take that pearl

I thought to myself, what could that mean

Am I going crazy, or is this just a dream

Now wait a minute

I know I’m lying in a field of grass somewhere

So it’s all in my head

And then I heard her say one more time

(Chorus x4)

Spill the wine dig that girl

I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back

As she disappeared, but soon she returned

In her hand was a bottle of wine

In the other a glass

She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass

And raised it to her lips

And just before she drank it, she said

take the wine dig that girl

spill the wine, dig that girl

spill the wine, dig that girl

spill the wine, dig that girl

take that girl, yeah!

It’s on girl, all you gotta do is spill that wine

spill that wine, let me feel, let me feel hot, yeah! yeah!

spill the wine, spill the wine, spill the wine, spill the wine,

spill the wine, spill the wine, spill the wine,

dig that girl!


10 posted on 01/10/2012 5:19:32 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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To: Ancient Drive

You didn’t happen to pick some “Wild” Mushrooms outdoors and put them on your eggs?? Crazy Dream......


11 posted on 01/10/2012 5:22:15 PM PST by jakerobins
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To: Ancient Drive
You want nightmares? I have nightmares about software delivery schedules where we take a lightening strike or EMP and the master files are destroyed the morning of delivery.

And the backup is in Kansas City, which just had earthquakes, and the data stores there are destroyed.

And it's 2 hours before delivery with a 10K/day penalty.

I don't sleep much. It's overrated.

/johnny

12 posted on 01/10/2012 5:24:26 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Grizzled Bear; Lazamataz

I thought, halfway through that, I was reading a post from Laz. Sorry!

(Now back to the thread, already in progress.)


13 posted on 01/10/2012 5:26:39 PM PST by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Lazamataz

I’m not sure whether I should take that as a compliment, but I will.


14 posted on 01/10/2012 5:29:46 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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To: Ancient Drive

LSD: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.


15 posted on 01/10/2012 5:32:37 PM PST by Melas (u)
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To: umgud

LOL!


16 posted on 01/10/2012 5:34:48 PM PST by rabidralph
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To: Ancient Drive
Then I woke up.

No, you did not wake up. This is the dream.
17 posted on 01/10/2012 5:37:25 PM PST by Freedom_Fighter_2001
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To: Melas
LSD: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

I certainly won't ever feel guilty for my standard Sunday morning breakfast of beer, pickled herring, and stewed tomatoes, followed by a nap, anymore.

/johnny

18 posted on 01/10/2012 5:37:51 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Ancient Drive

Huh?

19 posted on 01/10/2012 5:38:30 PM PST by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: raybbr
As I recall... River Tam screamed about that.

One of the best scenes of the show.

/johnny

20 posted on 01/10/2012 5:40:20 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Ancient Drive

I bought a bag of books at a local library and one of them was a dream analysis book. Long story short, you must analyze the emotion of the dream for it to make sense. For example, you were running from the other angels who were killing the blue lights. Thus, you are staying head of some sort of trouble or stress. In your dream, you had to stay “two or three” steps ahead of them to survive. So, you must have something going on in your life that you feel you are just skating by. Perhaps you are stressed about finances or an issue at work? Do you feel that something is catching up with you?


21 posted on 01/10/2012 5:42:37 PM PST by momtothree
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To: momtothree
I bought a bag of books at a local library and one of them was a dream analysis book.

Ooohhh. Shade-tree analysis at a distance.

This should be good.

/johnny

22 posted on 01/10/2012 5:50:18 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Grizzled Bear; Lazamataz

It’s a compliment. Laz is the stuff of legend around here.


23 posted on 01/10/2012 5:50:40 PM PST by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: JRandomFreeper

That is my Sunday morning! Plus, I do laundry!


24 posted on 01/10/2012 5:52:29 PM PST by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: JRandomFreeper

What kind of dreams do you have? Can you top this one?


25 posted on 01/10/2012 5:53:09 PM PST by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: Ancient Drive

Wow, and its only Tuesday! Let’s get together with some of my highschool buddies this weekend and Partay!


26 posted on 01/10/2012 5:54:38 PM PST by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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To: kalee
See post number 12.

/johnny

27 posted on 01/10/2012 5:59:18 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Ancient Drive

You think that was weird? I had a dream that Willard “Stiff” Romney was the 2012 Republican frontrunner.

Oh, wait......


28 posted on 01/10/2012 5:59:29 PM PST by CatherineofAragon
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To: JRandomFreeper

Actually, I sort of like my analysis. It is either stress OR eating too much oregano... take your pick. LOL!


29 posted on 01/10/2012 5:59:47 PM PST by momtothree
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To: Grizzled Bear; SpinnerWebb

Grizz... I can die in peace now ... someone finally managed to post the lyrics to Spill the Wine on a thread where they fit.


30 posted on 01/10/2012 5:59:50 PM PST by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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To: Ancient Drive

One night after watching The Dog Whisperer show, I had a dream about Zombie Bichon Frises. There were so many of them I couldn’t change magazines fast enough.


31 posted on 01/10/2012 6:02:41 PM PST by 2nd Bn, 11th Mar (The "p" in Democrat stands for patriotism.)
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To: Ancient Drive

32 posted on 01/10/2012 6:02:48 PM PST by matt1234 (Bring back the HUAC.)
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To: momtothree
I didn't say I don't like your analysis. I said it should be interesting. It was creative, and had that implied guilt thing that leftists like.

Like train wrecks and car crashes.

/johnny

33 posted on 01/10/2012 6:06:48 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Ancient Drive

You look like an angel
Walk like an angel
Talk like an angel
But I got wise
You're the devil in disguise
Oh yes you are
The devil in disguise

34 posted on 01/10/2012 6:07:13 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Ancient Drive

Did this happen on porpoise?


35 posted on 01/10/2012 6:12:29 PM PST by arkady_renko (I want to believe.)
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To: Ancient Drive

had a dream last week I was heading down the stairs in my house (not our current house just new it was ours) with my family including my youngest at my back. At the bottom of the stairs three is a tornado - small but definitly a twister going through the basement. The room is nice and clean with a white bar to the left and a sofa to the right opening to a tv area. the walls are white, the floor looks like a marble tile and there are patio doors opening to the yard with lots of light. Theres another person there crying its a duplicate of my youngest daughter and shes crying because the other “copies’ of us were killed by the twister. I comfort her. Then I realize we can’t stay or it will destroy the space time continuum so I ordr everyone else back up the stairs (freaking having my daugher say goodbye to herself). I tell the dup daughter with a cry and a hug that she can’t come with us, but that we can visit and to leave letters on the table by the stairs and we’ll exchange notes. jump to a scene of the table with a pile of letters covered in dust and a profound feeling of sadness - I couldn’t tell if they were my letters to her or hers to me.


36 posted on 01/10/2012 6:13:24 PM PST by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: reed13k
When you dream about crossing branes into alternate realities, that's going to be a mess.

Take 2 aspirin and call the other me in the morning.

/johnny

37 posted on 01/10/2012 6:18:20 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Grizzled Bear; Lazamataz; Paul Atreides; Duncan Idaho

Paul Muad'dib: "Father, the sleeper has awakened!"

38 posted on 01/10/2012 6:23:10 PM PST by DCBryan1 ("Forget the Lawyers! FIRST YOU MUST kill the journalists!" - Die Ritter, die sagen, "nee"!)
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To: Cyber Liberty
Oh... Laundry. And it's already January. Gotta do something about that.

/johnny

39 posted on 01/10/2012 6:24:19 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Ancient Drive
That one's easy:

You were describing what was going on in the stomach then intestine, processign the food you ingested. You have bodily secretions which break down the molecular structures of the foods you chewed and swallowed, then the intestines selectively absorb and utilize the complex molecular stew, one molecule at a time along a vast array of the you into whom the 'other' was placed via biting, chewing, slaivating, swallowing. In the end only a small amount go to crap ... so take heart, your dreams are descriptive to the max!

40 posted on 01/10/2012 6:30:42 PM PST by MHGinTN (Some, believing they cannot be deceived, it's impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Lazamataz
It’s a compliment. Laz is the stuff of legend around here.

Really? I never heard of him.

41 posted on 01/10/2012 6:31:02 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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To: Grizzled Bear; Lazamataz

Who?


42 posted on 01/10/2012 6:33:45 PM PST by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: Ancient Drive

I’m shufflin’ thru the Texas sand,
But my head’s in Mississippi.
I’m shufflin’ thru the Texas sand,
But my head’s in Mississippi.
The blues has got a hold of me.
I believe I’m gettin’ dizzy. (Spoken: Help me now.)

I keep thinkin’ ‘bout that night in Memphis,
Lord, I thought I was in Heaven.
I keep thinkin’ ‘bout that night in Memphis,
I thought I was in Heaven.
But I was stumblin’ thru the parking lot
Of an invisible seven eleven. (Spoken: What was I doin out there?)

Last night I saw a cowgirl.
She was floatin’ across the ceiling.
And last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
She was floatin’ across the ceiling.
She was mumblin to some howlin’ wolf
About some voodoo healin’. (Spoken: Mmm Baby.)

Where’s my head baby?
Somewhere in Mississippi.


43 posted on 01/10/2012 6:33:58 PM PST by Deaf Smith
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To: umgud

Yeah? Well, my brother once dreamed he ate a giant marshmallow, and when he woke up, discovered his pillow was gone!


44 posted on 01/10/2012 6:45:30 PM PST by Finny ("Raise hell. Vote smart." -- Ted Nugent)
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To: Ancient Drive

Sounds kinda similar to the nightmare I had last night - you see I discovered that some vandals had trashed my new WRX. Apparently, it was still drivable, but the body was all dented and beat up. Then I woke up, whew, just a dream.


45 posted on 01/10/2012 6:55:17 PM PST by eclecticEel (Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness: 7/4/1776 - 3/21/2010)
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To: Deaf Smith
That's pretty geological.

/johnny

46 posted on 01/10/2012 6:56:29 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Hire my husband. He could handle that. :)


47 posted on 01/10/2012 7:00:39 PM PST by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: kalee
He can do perl?

/johnny

48 posted on 01/10/2012 7:04:34 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz2ET5K6zY0
The Big Lebowski...What condition my condition was in.


49 posted on 01/10/2012 7:05:25 PM PST by Deaf Smith
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To: Deaf Smith
Technically, I am correct... it should be geologic... buried under stone for eons.

The flip side is that a man that calls himself 'Deef Smif' should know a bit, even a little bit about Texas oil country. And how that Mississippi crude runs under Texas.

/johnny

50 posted on 01/10/2012 7:13:19 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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