I had a nightmare of heavenly proportions! [Vanity]

[Grizzled Bear]

It’s a compliment. Laz is the stuff of legend around here.

Really? I never heard of him.

[Cyber Liberty]

Who?

[Deaf Smith]

I’m shufflin’ thru the Texas sand,
But my head’s in Mississippi.
I’m shufflin’ thru the Texas sand,
But my head’s in Mississippi.
The blues has got a hold of me.
I believe I’m gettin’ dizzy. (Spoken: Help me now.)

I keep thinkin’ ‘bout that night in Memphis,
Lord, I thought I was in Heaven.
I keep thinkin’ ‘bout that night in Memphis,
I thought I was in Heaven.
But I was stumblin’ thru the parking lot
Of an invisible seven eleven. (Spoken: What was I doin out there?)

Last night I saw a cowgirl.
She was floatin’ across the ceiling.
And last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
She was floatin’ across the ceiling.
She was mumblin to some howlin’ wolf
About some voodoo healin’. (Spoken: Mmm Baby.)

Where’s my head baby?
Somewhere in Mississippi.

[Finny]

Yeah? Well, my brother once dreamed he ate a giant marshmallow, and when he woke up, discovered his pillow was gone!

[eclecticEel]

Sounds kinda similar to the nightmare I had last night - you see I discovered that some vandals had trashed my new WRX. Apparently, it was still drivable, but the body was all dented and beat up. Then I woke up, whew, just a dream.

[JRandomFreeper]

That's pretty geological.

/johnny

[kalee]

Hire my husband. He could handle that. :)

[JRandomFreeper]

He can do perl?

/johnny

[Deaf Smith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz2ET5K6zY0
The Big Lebowski...What condition my condition was in.

[JRandomFreeper]

Technically, I am correct... it should be geologic... buried under stone for eons.

The flip side is that a man that calls himself 'Deef Smif' should know a bit, even a little bit about Texas oil country. And how that Mississippi crude runs under Texas.

/johnny

[JRandomFreeper]

Technically, I am correct... it should be geologic... buried under stone for eons.

The flip side is that a man that calls himself 'Deef Smif' should know a bit, even a little bit about Texas oil country. And how that Mississippi crude runs under Texas.

/johnny

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Got kids? Sounds like you had “Shark Boy & Lava Girl” on in the background.

[Deaf Smith]

The sound of a Popp’n Johnny sooths the soul for a deep sleep.

[JRandomFreeper]

Hit and miss engines do sooth the sleep.

But I do stick with the 'Deef Smif' pronunciation. I live here.

/johnny

[BlueDragon]

And now the great seer, soothsayer, sage and former financial adviser to the Greek government,

Carnac the Magnificent!

I hold in my hand the envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch since noon today. No one knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, in your borderline divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answers having never before seen the questions.

?Sounds fishy to me?

see also 1983... A Merman I Should Turn to Be

[kalee]

Yes, he has.

[Revolting cat!]

Last week I dreamt (true) that I was in North Korea. It wasn't a nightmare, everything was copacetic. They lured me with this babe.

[Sequoyah101]

Different kinds of cheese can generate different kinds of dreams. Did you eat any cheese before going to sleep? Cheddar is pretty mild but Roquefort and blue can gin up some real wild dreams. So can Gouda.

[Lazamataz]

This is actually a great plot for a movie.

[Lazamataz]

I have a dream about a girl with three mouths.