Murder suspect hides gun in rectum

wistv.com ^ | Jan 13, 2012

[OldEagle]

Rectum hell, damn near killed him.

[Krankor]

Apparently, the gerbil turned him in.

[1raider1]

He was taken to the hospital, AFTER the gun was discovered in the toilet, to check his rectum for injuries.

[Venturer]

You can bet on one thing: This isn’t the first thing that has been inserted in that rectum.

Kevin Jennings , Obama’s fisting Czar must have taught this kid in school.

[xrmusn]

..complained of heart problems and unable to walk.
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Uh, pretty good reason for not being able to walk, no?

And you thought a finger wave was uncomfortable.

BTW maybe, just maybe, the 8” barrel may have found its way up the Hershey Highway but how does that explain the grip, trigger housing and hammer etal being lodged far enough up to ‘pass’ a body cavity search.

That said, just how much time has this guy spent in jail? and the girlfriend most definitely must be a ‘beard’.

Apparently these NC deputies aren’t grads of the TSA body search program..

[cripplecreek]

He made two trips to the hospital. Once before he was booked into t5he jail and again after the gun was found.

[KeyLargo]

"Apparently these NC deputies aren’t grads of the TSA body search program.."

[xrmusn]

Exact reason why I don’t fly anymore.

If a ‘guy’ gets that close to me I am going to expect dinner and if a ‘gal’ gets that close she may get a little surprise.

[WOBBLY BOB]

good thing it wasn’t a .500 S & W

[dainbramaged]

“It was a million to one shot, doc”. (Frank Costanza)

[PLMerite]

bump. Nobody will believe this if I can’t quote the article.

[RichInOC]

[cue Cleavon Little]

“Excuse me while I whip this out.”

[iacovatx]

This is entirely misreported. The suspect was simply storing his revolver in a standard in-the-butt holster, available at any sporting goods store or pharmacy. Several models can be found next to the in-the-pants, on-the-hip, in-the-waistband, or in-the-bellybutton holsters. /lame humor

[DJ MacWoW]

Stop Goofing Off And Donate

Click The Pic

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Rectum?

Hell, it damned near split him!

[Minn]

I remember the first time I heard that one. It was around 1978. Yet, it was the first thing I thought when I read the headline.

[Chode]

bullsh!t...

[GregoTX]

There are more comfortable options than packing in your "prison holster".

[maine yankee]

Diagnosis, Explosive diarhea

[piroque]

Butt, did he have a concealed weapons license ?