Skip to comments.Conservative Panel Expressing Buyers Remorse After Romney Is Our Nominee
Posted on 01/14/2012 2:20:12 PM PST by RetSignman
ROSE: I don't know what Barack Obama's worldview is.
BROKAW: No, I don't either.
ROSE: I don't know how he really sees where China is.
BROKAW: We don't know a lot about Barack Obama and the universe of his thinking about foreign policy.
ROSE: I don't really know. And do we know anything about the people who are advising him?
BROKAW: You know that's an interesting question.
ROSE: He is principally known through his autobiography and through very aspirational (sic) speeches, two of them.
BROKAW: I don't know what books he's read.
ROSE: What do we know about the heroes of Barack Obama?
BROKAW: There's a lot about him we don't know.
One of the perks of being an old guy is people will say. Oh well, he IS old give him a break. I hope that will apply here.
BECK: "As long as Romney doesn't mess with my gold or hoarded food, I'm happy...I'm happy...I'm happy...I'm hap...(PAT GREY:..."Glenn, GLENN, STOP you're doing that repeating thing again"
RUSH: " I knew all that stuff about Romney but Gingrich , Perry and Santorum hates capitalism, and don't rag on me just because Bain helps pay my salary"
FOX NEWS: "There's a lot we didn't know about Romney" (panel nodding frantically)
PALIN: " I waited too long and now First Dude spends all his time in Alaska with his dogs and sled"
PAUL: (whining) "That traitor, after everything I did for him and he picks Nikki Haley as his running mate for a lousy $36,000?"
KRAUTHAMMER: "Heh Heh Heh... Ooops sorry panel, I just thought about something funny... No REALLY"
HUNTSMAN: " I didn't know how he really sees where China is" (dropping forks and spoons on the floor)
NIKKI HALEY: "Hey, don't look at me like that, I'm a woman and couldn't get past his good looks and money clip"
ROMNEY: " Hi panel, I just thought I'd drop by and thank everyone for your support, I wouldn't be your nominee without it"
PAUL: " You've got a lot of nerve showing up here, we're Conservatives here not moderate, abortion lovin' flip floppers like you, traitor"
ROMNEY: "Ron, the one thing I have always admired about you is your crazy sense of humor.
CAIN: "PIZZA DELIVERY !!!
ROMNEY: I got it guy's, maybe it will stop some of the buyers remorse around here, how much Herman?
RUSH: "GREAT, I got truck load of "Two if By Tea" outside to go with it"
BACKMANN: "Hi everyone, REMEMBER ME, the only REAL Conservative?, I thought I'd stop by and introduce you to my 453 REAL Conservative children"
CAIN: "We're going to need more pizza"
RUSH: That's ok, just load 'em up on some of my tea, the most delicious beverage on the face of the earth."
SANTORUM: Now hold on there just one coal pickin' minute Michelle, I was the only REAL Conservative in the race , and my record in Congress proves it and I'm more religious than anyone in the field. I also brought home to Pennsylvania more money than you did for your state and don't call them earmarks they are...WAIT, did someone say pizza?
GINGRICH: "Well, Well, Well, here we all are, all crying in your tea. You all just couldn't look at the real facts behind Romney's facade, could ya'? OH nooooo, I was the capitalist hater, I was an evil Congressman and I was (gasp) a Southerner."
"I showed you the perfect scenario of how easily Romney here will be defeated and you branded me as a villain, a anti-capitalist, a Alinskynite. Well, go ahead cry me river because you have just reelected obama when his media and his talking heads get through going 24/7 with the same facts I tried to show you.
ROMNEY: "Now just calm down, Newt, here have some pizza. I bought the pizza".
RUSH: '...and don't forget, I brought the most delicious beverage on the face of the earth, c'mon Newt, try it and let bygones be bygones. I'll take back everything bad I said about you and urge my listeners to vote for... uhhhh...well I guess I can't help you there but, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll do that spank myself thing on the radio...how about THAT?
GINGRICH: "You two take your pizza and your truck of tea and pass it out to the masses at obama's next swearing in. I'm out of here.
I laughed till I cried. Very good. I trust Newt to win this though. He knows how to construct a game plan and execute it. Romney will lose by committee.
Only one question left??
What kind of pizza do the AMerican people order?
When were those balanced budgets?
When did the National Debt decrease $500 billion?
According to the US Treasury, the National Debt hasn't decreased in any fiscal year since about 1957.
LOL. I like mine with anchovies!