Skip to comments.Dear JR and FreeRepublic: I haven't been laid by anyone but my hairy cellmate in years so I got zot
Posted on 01/31/2012 7:28:52 PM PST by srm913Edited on 01/31/2012 8:21:00 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Thank you, FR, for the truly marvelous entertainment (as I haven't been laid in so long I get no other entertainment other than watching people on here like a perv stalker) . While lurking tonight (the internet version of peeping in your windows) for the first time in ages, the amount of schadenfreude I'm experiencing is bordering on orgasmic (which is the closest I've gotten to the real thing in years).
Y'all have a blessed day. I certainly will! (after I go play hide the Anthony Wiener with my 'blue' friends who have nothing else to do either other than peep at websites they were banned from.)
Sissy; you got it WRONG!
If MD shows up ANYWHERE near my territory; I'll butt his butt!
Oh THAT tortise shell
Well show us the fuffy one...
so we can
Sounds like Jack has a ‘cellmate’!!
Zeeba and the badonkadonk...
If he (Tiger) shows up today, I’ll get a picture.
When a kitten, he would be in the barn, reaching through a hole in the wall and swat at the curious goats who were just trying to be nice.
That did NOT go over well with Ellie Mae!
El Tigre would procede to stroll through the area like he owned the place and EM would chase him away.
One day, he hid behind a thin piece of plywood and EM rammed it full bore into the wall. Tiger staggered out from behind it (I thought he was a goner!) and got away.
He AVOIDS the goat area now and will fight me if I try to carry him near them!
Waiting for my AWWWWWW time...
Is that goat wearing a dog collar?
LOL. That is a great story.
What is DB’s post is inaccurate? How is stating the truth bashing? Only libs think that the truth is bashing.
Hasn’t posted since 2005. 7 years? He’s had that one on the back burner for quite a while. Why even bother with an opus when he’s been missing in action for 7 years. What an idiot!
The eye of Smith is creeping me out! If Mitt gets elected, look for flaming eye, one similar to the one in Lord of the Rings to be planted at the White House, keeping watch on all non-mormons until the total conversion of America is complete.
OMGosh!!! I LOVE IT.
Funny thing, but while I certainly would have loved a closer race, or even a win, I find that I woke in incredibly good spirits this morning.
I think it might be a factor of knowing EXACTLY what we are up against electorally, *constituents, pols, and The Medea. (If you are so inclined, look her up. She was a real piece of work, and I find it quite ironic that she and our Modern State Run Media, are uncannily alike).
So, that is my new term for ANYONE who is paid to keep the sheeple fed a constant diet of, how shall we say it - misinformation? Not only do they do not serve the nation, or the ideals it was founded upon, but they actively seek to undermine them.
And a WHOLE lot of folks I used to, dare I say it, trust, have been added to that list.
Such as it is.
May God continually strengthen our resolve.
And you’re a Mormon? Bwahahaha
Jack’s says, “Bad to the bone”
Casper’s - “Nothing runs like a Deere”
Ellie Mae’s is magenta
Gracie’s is purple.
If you tried to carry me into the same area as those killers, I'd fight you also..GG
He hasn’t shown up yet...
I’m out of practice; may I use my PS90?
There’s really not much left, maybe a bit of undifferentiated protoplasm.
Hard to find much after a zoticide.
Does ‘zot’ stand for anything or is it a word?
I know,I know:foolish question but I’m curious.
I looked it up.
My question was answered.
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