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I JUST MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!! [Vanity]
Feb 2, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 02/02/2012 11:07:10 AM PST by Lazamataz

First, turn on your speakers, or headphones. Then click this, to set the right mood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2JfY8iUkvE&feature=related

 

 

Okay, is it playing? Good….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do any of you remember when I said my last girlfriend, turned me off of love forever?

Well, go figure. Last night I met the love of my life.

She and I will have beautiful times together.

Tender, private moments.

Moments of hilarity.

Special times.

We will take pictures together. We will go places together. Eventually, we will become as one.

Here’s her picture: Her name is Egg Bacon Donut Burger.



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To: Lazamataz

She has something on the side FYI. They all have baggage.


21 posted on 02/02/2012 11:20:23 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: Lazamataz
Not bad but let me introduce you to

Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dogs.

Two dogs, cheese and condiments inside a saucy french roll wrapped in BACON!

I introduced her to Mrs p6 last night. We had a sort of menage a trois. It was great!

22 posted on 02/02/2012 11:20:46 AM PST by prisoner6 (Right Wing Nuts bolt The Constitution together as the loose screws of the Left fall out!)
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To: reed13k
This one has cheez. Laz may already be thinkin of cheating.


23 posted on 02/02/2012 11:20:50 AM PST by xp38
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To: Lazamataz
Oh gosh, Laz!! You're such a sentimental romantic!!

Who knew!!

24 posted on 02/02/2012 11:21:19 AM PST by LADY J
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To: Lazamataz

Get a pre-nup!


25 posted on 02/02/2012 11:23:32 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Signalman

LOL!


26 posted on 02/02/2012 11:23:44 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

Gross. Sorry but I couldn’t even take a bite of that. Yuck.


27 posted on 02/02/2012 11:24:09 AM PST by hitchwolf
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To: GQuagmire

Not Guilty, and impeach the DA for even accusing!


28 posted on 02/02/2012 11:24:26 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: prisoner6

Niiiice looking mistress ya got there. :)


29 posted on 02/02/2012 11:24:26 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

That and a glass of milk would make her perfect.


30 posted on 02/02/2012 11:24:30 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Lazamataz

She’ll be gone in a few minutes, and in a few hours, will be completely out of your life. Keep looking.....


31 posted on 02/02/2012 11:24:30 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: hitchwolf
Gross. Sorry but I couldn’t even take a bite of that. Yuck.

You must be Teh Ghey.

32 posted on 02/02/2012 11:25:30 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Signalman; Lazamataz
Forget these naysayers, my Great Uncle Jim, up in the Maritimes, lived to be 108 on salt cod and potatoes fried in lard.
33 posted on 02/02/2012 11:25:38 AM PST by Little Bill (Sorry)
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To: Lazamataz
You torture me.

I just turned 53. My VW forum calls it the Herbie year.

Here's what I got for my birthday.......

My blood sugar is high, new diagnosis of Type II diabetes.
My cholesterol is high, walking heart attack.
My blood pressure is just a little high.

In addition, I have asthma, GERD, and bad nasal allergies.

I can't eat that anymore. In fact, it seems the only thing I'm allowed to eat is cardboard and raw broccoli.

I think I'm developing ED as well.

Life is really beginning to suck.

34 posted on 02/02/2012 11:26:56 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: Lazamataz
Is that your icing around her doughnut hole?
35 posted on 02/02/2012 11:27:30 AM PST by Mich Patriot (I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. Ronald Reagan)
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I confess... I've been two-timing.


36 posted on 02/02/2012 11:28:23 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: Lazamataz

You could also lose your eyesight and hearing.

Be very careful.

The older a person gets you have a harder time deciding if you are having an orgasm or a heart attack! LOL


37 posted on 02/02/2012 11:30:17 AM PST by dforest
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To: Lazamataz

For a minute there, you had me worried. I thought you might have meant “modest proposal” from the other thread!


38 posted on 02/02/2012 11:30:17 AM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: fredhead

Dude, that sucks! Sorry!


39 posted on 02/02/2012 11:30:55 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

You’ll definitely need a cigarette after that.


40 posted on 02/02/2012 11:31:44 AM PST by Disambiguator
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