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Posted on 02/03/2012 5:16:56 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Silly........Random........Stuff.........



 

And here is a new product from the Democrats...



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comedy; friday; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 02/03/2012 5:16:57 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

ALRIGHT PEOPLE

LETS COME TOGETHER FOR


CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST


2 posted on 02/03/2012 5:18:33 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Greetings from Tokyo and in the Top Five! Let the silliness commence!!!


3 posted on 02/03/2012 5:19:47 AM PST by Ronin (Now 15 kilograms down since August last year. Hell yeah I'm bragging!)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOO HOOOtgif


4 posted on 02/03/2012 5:20:25 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top five!!!


5 posted on 02/03/2012 5:20:46 AM PST by eCSMaster (Excommunicate evildoers)
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To: Lucky9teen
You snuck in early Lucky!

Happy Friday!!!

6 posted on 02/03/2012 5:24:11 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

Question: If your pig has a slight wound, what do you put on it?

Answer: Oink-ment.


7 posted on 02/03/2012 5:24:25 AM PST by Drawsing (The fool shows his annoyance at once. The prudent man overlooks an insult. (Proverbs 12:16))
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks again for posting this thread each week, Lucky.


8 posted on 02/03/2012 5:26:18 AM PST by glennaro
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To: Lucky9teen
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9 posted on 02/03/2012 5:28:11 AM PST by cartan
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To: Lucky9teen
In case you missed this one:

Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American farm boys:

At a high school in Minnesota, a group of boy students played a prank. They let three goats loose inside the school. But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.

School administrators spent the rest of the day looking for the goat with No. 3 painted on it.

10 posted on 02/03/2012 5:30:27 AM PST by glennaro
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11 posted on 02/03/2012 5:32:04 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Carterize Obama in November)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 20!!!


12 posted on 02/03/2012 5:34:45 AM PST by Monkey Face (Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Bump.


13 posted on 02/03/2012 5:41:06 AM PST by Past Your Eyes (I'm not cut out to suffer fools like this.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20?


14 posted on 02/03/2012 5:42:16 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen
It's Friday!!!!

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15 posted on 02/03/2012 5:43:44 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen
When I saw this picture:

It reminded me of this fortune cookie:


16 posted on 02/03/2012 5:57:47 AM PST by kosciusko51 (Enough of "Who is John Galt?" Who is Patrick Henry?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 17!


17 posted on 02/03/2012 6:01:50 AM PST by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
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To: Tatze

Last——
so far


18 posted on 02/03/2012 6:04:57 AM PST by maine yankee (I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
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To: cartan
HammerTimeCat And then I LOLed
19 posted on 02/03/2012 6:09:00 AM PST by Tarantulas ( Illegal immigration - the trojan horse that's treated like a sacred cow)
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To: glennaro
That wasn't just in Minn., several students did it with goats at a school I taught at about 12 years ago. They also put a rooster in the principals office for his birthday. He heard it crow before he opened the door and was able to get it out with out startling it. It was one of the Kids 4-H / FFA project. You should have seen the expression on the kids face when the principal told him that it made a fine Birthday dinner.
20 posted on 02/03/2012 6:10:16 AM PST by verga (Only the ignorant disdain intelligence.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Once upon a time, there was a gentle village of people known as Twids who lived at the bottom of a great mountain. Each week the Twids would take their produce to market in a city on the other side of the mountain. Unfortunately, the Twids would take the long way around the mountain rather than taking the pass over the top. This was because there was a giant who lived on the top of the mountain. Whenever any Twids tried to go over the mountain the giant would come out and kick them all back down to their village.

A travelling Rabbi sojourned with the Twids for a time, and finally asked why they took the long way to market? He was told about the giant who kicked the Twids down the mountain. The Rabbi offered to go with the people and speak on their behalf if they would try again. The Rabbi was convinced that if the giant understood the Twids meant no harm, he would allow them to pass over the mountain.

Most of the Twids thought this was silly, but the Rabbi prevailed on a small number to make the attempt with him. As he climbed, he said his prayers and rehearsed what he would say to the giant. Soon the intrepid band reached the edge of the giant’s home, at which point he stormed out of his house and kicked all the Twids back down the mountain. But he did not touch the Rabbi.

When he was finished, the holy man asked, “O, giant, why did you kick all the rest off the mountain, but leave me standing here alone?” The giant answered:

Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Twids.


21 posted on 02/03/2012 6:39:38 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

22 posted on 02/03/2012 6:42:00 AM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Lucky9teen

In before the ping.

PING

Yes, that ping.

In before this one, too.

PING.

On a real roll today, as I beat this one as well.

PING.

In before a whole bunch of pings.

PING. PING. PING. PING. PING. PING.

Hmmm. IBTP doesn’t really feel as silly as I thought it would.


23 posted on 02/03/2012 6:44:09 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen
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24 posted on 02/03/2012 6:49:15 AM PST by Sax
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To: Lucky9teen

25 posted on 02/03/2012 6:49:44 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

26 posted on 02/03/2012 7:22:19 AM PST by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen

KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese :
‘Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.’
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A little boy was overheard praying:
‘Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it.
I’m having a real good time like I am.’

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
‘That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys.’

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

One particular four-year-old prayed,
‘And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.’

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
‘And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?’
One bright little girl replied,
‘Because people are sleeping.’

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson..
‘If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
‘ Ryan , you be Jesus !’

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand..
‘Daddy, what happened to him?’ the son asked.
‘He died and went to Heaven,’ the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
‘Did God throw him back down?’
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A wife invited some people to dinner..
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
‘Would you like to say the blessing?’
‘I wouldn’t know what to say,’ the girl replied.
‘Just say what you hear Mommy say,’ the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
‘Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?’


27 posted on 02/03/2012 7:32:07 AM PST by sunny48
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To: Lucky9teen

NOW THIS IS FUNNY - I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE.

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.
The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special
Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1.The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side


28 posted on 02/03/2012 7:34:46 AM PST by sunny48
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 30 !?!?!


29 posted on 02/03/2012 7:46:25 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Two young boys, ages 7 and 9, decide they should take up swearing. They agree to try it on their mother next morning at breakfast.

The next morning they are at the table. Mom asks the younger one, “What would you like for breakfast?”

“Aw, hell, gimme some Cheerios,” he says.

Mom reaches across the table and slaps him in the mouth. “That is NOT how we talk at the table!” She then turns to the older boy and asks him what he wants for breakfast.

He pauses for a moment, then says, “Well, you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios!”


30 posted on 02/03/2012 7:51:02 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("No. But I will.")
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31 posted on 02/03/2012 8:10:33 AM PST by CtBigPat (Free Republic - The grown-ups table of the internet.)
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To: Past Your Eyes

32 posted on 02/03/2012 8:39:30 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level.
So I described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I
waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy
brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of
poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an
aggressive rattlesnake.”

Inspired by my story, the doctor said,

“You must be some outdoorsman!”

“No,” I replied,
“I’m just a $hitty golfer.”


33 posted on 02/03/2012 8:54:05 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen

My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some
of those pills that help get an erection.

You should have seen her face when I came back
and tossed her some diet pills!

I’m still looking for a place to live.
_____

Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf,

One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, “Let’s do it ! We’ll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning.”

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, “Boy this game cost me a fortune!
I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it.”

The second guy says, “I spent a ton too. My wife is at home
planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”

The third guy says “Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.”

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

“I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game.

I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning - intercourse or golfcourse’

She said,”Don’t forget your sweater.”


34 posted on 02/03/2012 8:59:53 AM PST by unique1
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To: CtBigPat
This uses visual vibrations to create a cool effect. Try moving your head
close to, and then away from the screen. The fuzzy dots appear to move.

35 posted on 02/03/2012 9:10:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: unique1
Impressive Fire Illusion
36 posted on 02/03/2012 9:13:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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37 posted on 02/03/2012 9:18:39 AM PST by Scythian
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38 posted on 02/03/2012 9:21:53 AM PST by martin_fierro (Butterface!)
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39 posted on 02/03/2012 9:25:04 AM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: martin_fierro

Clearly, we need to confuse you more often.


40 posted on 02/03/2012 9:34:04 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Football and the Blonde

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like...Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!”


41 posted on 02/03/2012 9:35:16 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: martin_fierro
I thought that was one of the best Photoshop jobs I had seen to date till I found that the pic is genuine. Harpers Bazaar Feb 2012. That really is 62 year old Vera Wang in a swimsuit and heels. I think she is now officially the oldest broad I would hit.


42 posted on 02/03/2012 9:41:22 AM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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43 posted on 02/03/2012 10:09:03 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen
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44 posted on 02/03/2012 10:14:49 AM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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45 posted on 02/03/2012 10:18:54 AM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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46 posted on 02/03/2012 10:30:01 AM PST by Baynative (The penalty for not participating in politics is you will be governed by your inferiors.)
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47 posted on 02/03/2012 10:39:44 AM PST by Tarantulas ( Illegal immigration - the trojan horse that's treated like a sacred cow)
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48 posted on 02/03/2012 10:43:15 AM PST by unique1
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49 posted on 02/03/2012 10:47:54 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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50 posted on 02/03/2012 10:48:57 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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