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Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter ('Toothman' faces multiple charges)
TheSmokingGun.com ^ | 2/3/12

Posted on 02/03/2012 12:45:30 PM PST by NormsRevenge

FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket.

Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure.

A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.”

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News
KEYWORDS: burglar; cops; foodworld; kentucky; naked; peanutbutter
I am de peanuto bandito..aye yi yi!!


1 posted on 02/03/2012 12:45:38 PM PST by NormsRevenge
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Here’s hoping this is not a trend.

Cops get involved in enough sticky situations as is these days.


2 posted on 02/03/2012 12:47:43 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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To: NormsRevenge

>> A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter... Andrew Toothman

Huh. I would’ve guessed Andrew Reese.


3 posted on 02/03/2012 12:47:43 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: NormsRevenge

Only in America.


4 posted on 02/03/2012 12:47:43 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: NormsRevenge

Now this is a thread that would have been better off WITHOUT pictures!


5 posted on 02/03/2012 12:49:31 PM PST by left that other site
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To: NormsRevenge
Looks like he got chocolate in his peanut butter. Hope Reese's doesn't sue.


6 posted on 02/03/2012 12:53:43 PM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Wonder if he was wearing a peanut butter.....cup...


7 posted on 02/03/2012 12:55:26 PM PST by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: NormsRevenge
The Internet is weird! I did a Google images search for "woman covered in chocolate" (to balance the image of that guy) and got 8,360,000 hits, many of them relevant. Other than some very cute little girls, here is the best compromise between community standards and photographic artistry:

She's cute. I love chocolate. But I don't see the two as going together even if it's a girl instead of an odd guy.

8 posted on 02/03/2012 12:59:44 PM PST by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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To: illiac
Which size? or the little bites?
9 posted on 02/03/2012 12:59:54 PM PST by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

Next week on “Justified”...


10 posted on 02/03/2012 1:04:42 PM PST by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: NormsRevenge

Sometimes you feel like a nut


11 posted on 02/03/2012 1:05:08 PM PST by bigbob
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To: Morgana

Is that a peanut in your pants or are you just glas to.....oh, nevermind.....he wasn’t wearing pants....must of been a peanut....


12 posted on 02/03/2012 1:06:00 PM PST by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: illiac
"Is that a peanut in your pants or are you just glas to"
13 posted on 02/03/2012 1:11:52 PM PST by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Pollster1

Rule 34 of the Internet is still in effect.


14 posted on 02/03/2012 1:13:51 PM PST by Jack of all Trades (Hold your face to the light, even though for the moment you do not see.)
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To: illiac
Or maybe...?
15 posted on 02/03/2012 1:14:14 PM PST by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

My mama always told me that it takes all kinds of people to make a world. She was surely right!


16 posted on 02/03/2012 1:21:54 PM PST by basil (It's time to rid the country of "gun free zones" aka "Killing Fields")
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It always comes back to family guy
17 posted on 02/03/2012 1:26:22 PM PST by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average In the US the number is 54%)
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To: NormsRevenge

I wonder how long he keeps his chocolate covered cherry in the big house.


18 posted on 02/03/2012 1:33:06 PM PST by DainBramage
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To: NormsRevenge

If he had just used peanut butter and jelly, he would have slipped right out of their hands.


19 posted on 02/03/2012 1:49:31 PM PST by bunkerhill7 (Where`s the bread?)
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To: NormsRevenge; mikrofon; martin_fierro

Andrew “Andy Candy” Sweettoothman.


20 posted on 02/03/2012 1:52:46 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Speaking tooth to flour.)
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To: Lazlo in PA

An old TV show or movie, but I don’t know which.

However, that babe sure looks like Amber Lamps, right down to the headphones. Or, or given the likely era, her mom.


21 posted on 02/03/2012 2:41:32 PM PST by Erasmus (Able was I ere I saw this crappy little island.)
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To: Pollster1

I knew some models who were into “messy” photo shoots, and met their photographer.

Even helped him out on a shoot once. Still have the negatives somewhere.

Weird stuff.


22 posted on 02/03/2012 2:44:17 PM PST by Erasmus (Able was I ere I saw this crappy little island.)
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To: basil
My mama always told me that it takes all kinds of people to make a world. She was surely right!

Yes, I've heard that many times too. It's undoubtedly true.

But my question has always been, "why?"

23 posted on 02/03/2012 2:46:47 PM PST by Erasmus (Able was I ere I saw this crappy little island.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Call me crazy, but I betcha drugs figure in this story somewhere.


24 posted on 02/03/2012 3:07:56 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: NormsRevenge; Morgana

naked, covered in chocolate

Sounds one of those nude summer camps where no parents are allowed.


25 posted on 02/03/2012 3:08:34 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Erasmus

Maybe that’s the way God planned it! He probably likes to be amused ever once in a while.


26 posted on 02/03/2012 3:14:37 PM PST by basil (It's time to rid the country of "gun free zones" aka "Killing Fields")
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To: Charles Henrickson; NormsRevenge; martin_fierro

A naked Toothman covered in peanut butter & chocolate is likely to suffer a cavity “search”...


27 posted on 02/03/2012 4:32:33 PM PST by mikrofon (Sticky Wick-et)
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To: GeronL

“Naked, covered in chocolate and peanut butter is no way to get through life, son.”


28 posted on 02/03/2012 4:37:22 PM PST by mikrofon (* snickers *)
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