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1 posted on 02/07/2012 3:43:30 PM PST by SgtHooper
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I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning!


2 posted on 02/07/2012 3:44:13 PM PST by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks: “Why the long face?”

John Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender asks: “Why the long face?”


4 posted on 02/07/2012 3:51:18 PM PST by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head.

What’ll it be, asks the bartender.

The frog says, oh, I don’t drink, but could you help me get this wart off of my butt?


5 posted on 02/07/2012 4:01:34 PM PST by glock rocks (I didn't leave the Republican party, it left me.)
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There once was a man named Obama
ho ruled by fiat and drama.
A crisis, said he,
is opportunity
for my government to become your mama.


6 posted on 02/07/2012 4:04:20 PM PST by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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Late one night my car broke down but it was near a motel so I decided to get a room, get a good nights sleep and deal with the car in the morning. Did I sleep? Hardly. All night long some crazy woman kept banging on my door...bang, bang, bang.

I finally got up and let her out.

9 posted on 02/07/2012 4:08:32 PM PST by JPG (Matters at which the foolish laugh and at whose consequences the prudent weep.)
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FReeper Humor - Revisited

Already posted.

10 posted on 02/07/2012 4:36:59 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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“As good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there’s a wee place called McTavish’s. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he’ll buy the fifth drink.”

“Well, Angus,” said the Englishman, “At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two.”

“Ahhh, dat’s nothin’,” said the Irishman, “back home in me favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!”

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.
“Did this actually happen to you?”

“Not meself, personally, no,” admitted the Irishman, “but it did happen to me sister quite a few times.”


12 posted on 02/07/2012 4:59:34 PM PST by Former War Criminal (...and proud Hobbit.)
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