Let the celebrations begin!
Posted on 02/10/2012 12:30:30 PM PST by billorites
I think that in order to ensure a fair competition you would be expected to use the supplied Dwarf.
After all, anyone using a ringer to cheat at Dwarf-tossing would probably cheat at anything.
A tosser works solo. A dwarf-tosser is supplied with a dwarf.
The club next door, YellowBrick`s, is offering dwarf-tossing into a Volkswagen-sized bowl of tossed salad.
The dwarf must be pre-oiled and sprinkled with croutons and vinegar.
I remember an old “L.A. Law” episode where a ban on dwarf-tossing was passed and the dwarf sued complaining the city was denying his right to earn a living.
Let’s see, I’m making money off of this. I’m a midget. Your laws are repressing me from making a living!
I HAVE A LAWSUIT!
Let the celebrations begin!
Given all the other things now considered civil rights being tossed is perfectly reasonable, and a lot less disgusting than some things.
this is what I would expect from loser middle aged,fat, balding men who need to go pay someone to take off their clothes....seems about the intelligence level....
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