Skip to comments.Bound, naked in a Subaru: Valentine's Day role-playing ends badly
Posted on 02/15/2012 9:38:49 AM PST by Theoria
It was Valentine's Day in Portlandia -- should anyone have been upset about a little friendly bondage action in the back of a Subaru?
Well, yes. The Portland Police Bureau was plenty upset, and the lovers, identified as Nikolas Harbar, 31, and Stephanie Pelzner, 26, are under arrest on charges of disorderly conduct in the second degree.
Portland may be a city that has always prided itself on its eccentricities, but police said the red alert that went out when Pelzner was glimpsed bound and naked in the back of the car was a Valentine too far.
It began shortly after noon on Tuesday, when someone at the New Seasons Market in north Portland reported that they had seen a naked female with duct tape on her mouth tied up in the back of a blue Subaru Legacy.
The man driving the car had told the witness they "were just having some fun," police said in their report, but the woman in the back of the car "seemed hazy."
The witness phoned in the license plate to the car, and the search was on.
Authorities in Washington state were alerted, in case the car traveled north across the state line on Interstate 5. Portland police began combing the city's streets, while a patrol car zeroed in on the address where the car was registered.
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Absolutely gorgeous eyes.
*Ponders the meaning*
Oh no ya had too, bracing for Laz impact.....
More like "Trisexual", as in "If it's sexual, she'll 'tri' it."
At least they were not in a Yugo.
They could have been killed by a produce truck while worrying about that backseat [rhymes with duck]....in a Yugo.
Apologies to Rush Limbaugh and Paul Shanklin....and the mods. :)
All college-educated hipster bitches in Portland list themselves as bisexual. It’s the “in” thing to do.
Whoa! From a half a light year away perhaps.
Roger that. I was going to say the same thing. Wow... those eyes are intoxicating.
The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer!
Okay Derlly, fess up.
You inspired this one or instigated it in some way shape or form.
Subaru's ads is about love your car... but I doubt this will be an ad for them....
Thanks, missed that. I think the police a streching to charge them.
Horn honking, wipers going.. that’s the mental image.
I guy I know is bi-sexual; when he wants it, he buys it!
Is that li’l Buffy, all grown up?
song from a few decades ago aired on Dr Demento
Making love in a Subaru, that’s what I wanna do with you
We can always feel around the steering wheel, there seems
to be so much that we can do
An alibi that I will not allow is when you tell me that you don’t know how
‘Cause it’s just like being in bed, all your clothing you
must shed—you can stick ‘em in the glovebox for now
Pigeons overhead flying high, hovering above us in the sky
Now I’m feeling ill at ease, oh my darling would you please
Close the sunroof, something just fell in my eye—yuck!
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