Skip to comments.Bound, naked in a Subaru: Valentine's Day role-playing ends badly
Posted on 02/15/2012 9:38:49 AM PST by Theoria
It was Valentine's Day in Portlandia -- should anyone have been upset about a little friendly bondage action in the back of a Subaru?
Well, yes. The Portland Police Bureau was plenty upset, and the lovers, identified as Nikolas Harbar, 31, and Stephanie Pelzner, 26, are under arrest on charges of disorderly conduct in the second degree.
Portland may be a city that has always prided itself on its eccentricities, but police said the red alert that went out when Pelzner was glimpsed bound and naked in the back of the car was a Valentine too far.
It began shortly after noon on Tuesday, when someone at the New Seasons Market in north Portland reported that they had seen a naked female with duct tape on her mouth tied up in the back of a blue Subaru Legacy.
The man driving the car had told the witness they "were just having some fun," police said in their report, but the woman in the back of the car "seemed hazy."
The witness phoned in the license plate to the car, and the search was on.
Authorities in Washington state were alerted, in case the car traveled north across the state line on Interstate 5. Portland police began combing the city's streets, while a patrol car zeroed in on the address where the car was registered.
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All in the song...
Well, except for the wipers coming on and the turn signals, headlights turning on.
Uh.. Derlly hasn’t chimed in yet.
Curled up in a
Subaru corner sucking her paws.
Nully, “Duct tape?”
Duct taped in a
Subaru corner, sucking her paws.
The dream of the 1890's is alive in Portland....
She's intimidating, that's for sure.
A former lady friend said she was bi-sexual.
“Buy me something, I get sexual.”
That comedian that always has a scotch in one hand and a smoke in the other had a funny one, something like:
“Yeah, I got all excited when we got engaged, and my wife said that she was pretty anal. I didn’t realize that could be taken a couple of different ways.”
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