Bound, naked in a Subaru: Valentine's Day role-playing ends badly

LA Times ^ | 14 Feb 2012 | Kim Murphy

[trailhkr1]

Absolutely gorgeous eyes.

[Lakeshark]

Oregon?

*Ponders the meaning*

:-)

[taildragger]

Oh no ya had too, bracing for Laz impact.....

[dfwgator]

According to her Myspace acct she list herself as bisexual.

More like "Trisexual", as in "If it's sexual, she'll 'tri' it."

[Theoria]

'are under arrest on charges of disorderly conduct in the second degree'

[Cheburashka]

Police confirmed from Pelzner “that she was voluntarily bound and nude in the back of the Subaru,” it said.

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Sigh. Just another of our valuable inalienable rights being taken away by Big Government.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

At least they were not in a Yugo.
They could have been killed by a produce truck while worrying about that backseat [rhymes with duck]....in a Yugo.

Apologies to Rush Limbaugh and Paul Shanklin....and the mods. :)

[Rich21IE]

All college-educated hipster bitches in Portland list themselves as bisexual. It’s the “in” thing to do.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Looks like Michelle Trachtenberg.

Whoa! From a half a light year away perhaps.

[Ramius]

Absolutely gorgeous eyes.

Roger that. I was going to say the same thing. Wow... those eyes are intoxicating.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

“I long for the touch of your lips dear/but more for the touch of your whips dear"

The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer!

[Darksheare]

Okay Derlly, fess up.
You inspired this one or instigated it in some way shape or form.

[ExCTCitizen]

Subaru Legacy....

Subaru's ads is about love your car... but I doubt this will be an ad for them....

[Ratman83]

Thanks, missed that. I think the police a streching to charge them.

[null and void]

Making Love In A Subaru

[Darksheare]

Parking brake..
Horn honking, wipers going.. that’s the mental image.

[JimRed]

More like "Trisexual", as in "If it's sexual, she'll 'tri' it."

I guy I know is bi-sexual; when he wants it, he buys it!

[JimRed]

Is that li’l Buffy, all grown up?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Ok...here's an interesting find from The Seattle Times:

Mardi Gras returns to Pioneer Square

Stephanie Pelzner arrives to perform in the Fat Tuesday Seattle Erotic Ball in Pioneer Square.

[raccoonradio]

song from a few decades ago aired on Dr Demento

Making love in a Subaru, that’s what I wanna do with you
We can always feel around the steering wheel, there seems
to be so much that we can do
An alibi that I will not allow is when you tell me that you don’t know how
‘Cause it’s just like being in bed, all your clothing you
must shed—you can stick ‘em in the glovebox for now

Pigeons overhead flying high, hovering above us in the sky
Now I’m feeling ill at ease, oh my darling would you please
Close the sunroof, something just fell in my eye—yuck!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXYKVfoJ2Gs