35 percent of British adults sleep with bear

upi ^ | Feb. 21, 2012

[JoeProBono]

[Da Coyote]

If they don’t watch out, pretty soon they’ll all be sleeping with a Koran.

[mosaicwolf]

That is what happens when you never let boys grow up and become men. Thank the gumint and women's lib for that.

[blueunicorn6]

The Brits are notorious for hearing problems. They thought the question was “Do you have a beer to sleep at night?” They just need hearing aids.

[RightOnline]

Just has to be one of the most candy-assed things I’ve read in a long time.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

How many sleep with Onslo?

[andy58-in-nh]

When I travel, I do tend to find the hotel bed a bit lonely, because my wife is not there. Or the dog. Or the cat.

[Jonty30]

I don’t sleep with a Teddy bear, but if it helps them sleep, as opposed to having to have a glass of whiskey, they are better off for it.

[Red Badger]

What’s wrong with sleeping with beer?.............

[bgill]

That explains a lot.

[sportutegrl]

And I thought Mr. Bean was unrealistic.

[Red Badger]

Thank Gilligan's Island...........

[JoeProBono]

[Red Badger]

A good hotel will provide ‘services’ for that.....just ask the concierge........

[GeronL]

neutered by the socialist state

[G Larry]

And that’s how it is when you embrace socialism.

well...that and poor dental plans that make embracing your spouse the equivalent of gas warfare....

[Ditter]

Please tell me that this is a joke.

[GeronL]

How many sleep with Onslo?

"Too right. Not nearly 'nuff, I can tell you that"

[Lazamataz]

World War I and World War II culled all the actual men out of the population, with very destructive results to the gene pool in that country.

[Daffynition]

Bear got kicked out when he kept insisting he wanted all of the Snickers bar.

[Daffynition]

[dannibp]

ROTFLMAO!!! Post of the day!!!

[bossmechanic]

Part of a larger disturbing trend...
— 18% of married couples sleep with dogs
— 51% of Occupiers sleep with pigs
— 72% of liberals sleep with the devil

[MinuteGal]

Rahm Emanuel sleeps with teddy bear he was given by Obama as a going-away present.

Leni

[Charles Henrickson]

[Charles Henrickson]

Vilsack hits the sack:

[N. Theknow]

Whenever I want to sleep next to a teddy, I buy Mrs. Theknow one from Frederick’s.

[JoeProBono]

[Joe 6-pack]

Could be worse...

[EEGator]

No they are not. They sound like a bunch of limp-wristed faggots.

[JoeProBono]

[LambSlave]

Fifteen percent of men versus 10 percent of women reported they treat their teddy as their best friend and will share their intimate secrets with their bear.

Wow... Im not easily shocked, but this did it. ROTFL...

[WestwardHo]

Is that you Joe?

[Jonty30]

Not everybody has your perfect life.

Some people have to cope with degrees of loneliness.

[BenLurkin]

Hell...I thought I was crazy for sleeping with a revolver.

[trisham]

I can't imagine being married to a man who sleeps with a teddy bear. It's creepy.

Other than that, good story. :)

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

75,000 forgotten bears left behind in its 452 hotels in England

[JoeProBono]

WestwardHo hasn’t created an about page.

[EEGator]

So, because I don’t sleep with a teddy bear, I have a perfect life...right. I hope you’re a woman.

[JoeProBono]

[xrmusn]

Hell...I thought I was crazy for sleeping with a revolver.

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Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I guess the rest of the Brits sleep with anatomically correct ‘blow up dolls’?

[trisham]

:)

[Jonty30]

No, I’m saying that because your life is perfect, you don’t find ways to cope with inadequateness, because you don’t have inadequacies. However, if you’re not perfect, than you’re inadequate and you have your ways of coping with it.

No, I am neither a women, nor gay, nor do I sleep with a teddy, but I also cope with my imperfectness in my own particular way.

[trisham]

He is.

[Jonty30]

I knew there was one.

[Scythian]

What sissy’s, sheeze

[JoeProBono]

[andy58-in-nh]

A good hotel will provide ‘services’ for that.....just ask the concierge........

They'll bring me a cat? ;-)

[christianhomeschoolmommaof3]

When my husband goes out of town, each of my children give him one of their favorite stuffed animals to take with him. It makes the children feel better but a stuffed animal ‘comforting’ to a man? That is odd.