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35 percent of British adults sleep with bear
upi ^ | Feb. 21, 2012

Posted on 02/23/2012 7:12:50 AM PST by JoeProBono

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1 posted on 02/23/2012 7:12:51 AM PST by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

If they don’t watch out, pretty soon they’ll all be sleeping with a Koran.


2 posted on 02/23/2012 7:15:29 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: JoeProBono
That is what happens when you never let boys grow up and become men. Thank the gumint and women's lib for that.
3 posted on 02/23/2012 7:16:39 AM PST by mosaicwolf (Strength and Honor)
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To: JoeProBono

The Brits are notorious for hearing problems. They thought the question was “Do you have a beer to sleep at night?” They just need hearing aids.


4 posted on 02/23/2012 7:18:01 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: JoeProBono

Just has to be one of the most candy-assed things I’ve read in a long time.


5 posted on 02/23/2012 7:18:52 AM PST by RightOnline
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To: JoeProBono

How many sleep with Onslo?


6 posted on 02/23/2012 7:20:03 AM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Romney ruined Massachusetts. Now he wants to ruin the nation.)
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To: JoeProBono

When I travel, I do tend to find the hotel bed a bit lonely, because my wife is not there. Or the dog. Or the cat.


7 posted on 02/23/2012 7:22:23 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: RightOnline

I don’t sleep with a Teddy bear, but if it helps them sleep, as opposed to having to have a glass of whiskey, they are better off for it.


8 posted on 02/23/2012 7:22:33 AM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: JoeProBono

What’s wrong with sleeping with beer?.............


9 posted on 02/23/2012 7:23:31 AM PST by Red Badger (If you are unemployed long enough, you are no longer unemployed.)
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To: JoeProBono

That explains a lot.


10 posted on 02/23/2012 7:24:42 AM PST by bgill (Romney & Obama are both ineligible. A non-NBC GOP prez shuts down all ?s on Obama's admin)
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To: JoeProBono

And I thought Mr. Bean was unrealistic.


11 posted on 02/23/2012 7:26:08 AM PST by sportutegrl
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To: mosaicwolf

Thank Gilligan's Island...........

12 posted on 02/23/2012 7:27:23 AM PST by Red Badger (If you are unemployed long enough, you are no longer unemployed.)
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13 posted on 02/23/2012 7:27:44 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: andy58-in-nh

A good hotel will provide ‘services’ for that.....just ask the concierge........


14 posted on 02/23/2012 7:28:55 AM PST by Red Badger (If you are unemployed long enough, you are no longer unemployed.)
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To: JoeProBono

neutered by the socialist state


15 posted on 02/23/2012 7:29:18 AM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: JoeProBono

And that’s how it is when you embrace socialism.

well...that and poor dental plans that make embracing your spouse the equivalent of gas warfare....


16 posted on 02/23/2012 7:29:36 AM PST by G Larry (We are NOT obliged to carry the snake in our pocket and then dismiss the bites as natural behavior.)
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To: JoeProBono

Please tell me that this is a joke.


17 posted on 02/23/2012 7:31:15 AM PST by Ditter
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To: MIchaelTArchangel
How many sleep with Onslo?


"Too right. Not nearly 'nuff, I can tell you that"

18 posted on 02/23/2012 7:32:01 AM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: JoeProBono

World War I and World War II culled all the actual men out of the population, with very destructive results to the gene pool in that country.


19 posted on 02/23/2012 7:33:00 AM PST by Lazamataz (If unemployment helps the economy, like the W.H. says, then CONTRACTING CANCER MAKES YOU HEALTHIER!)
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To: Ditter
Bear got kicked out when he kept insisting he wanted all of the Snickers bar.


20 posted on 02/23/2012 7:38:38 AM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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21 posted on 02/23/2012 7:40:35 AM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: RightOnline

ROTFLMAO!!! Post of the day!!!


22 posted on 02/23/2012 7:46:36 AM PST by dannibp (I must remind myself daily that God is in control.)
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To: JoeProBono

Part of a larger disturbing trend...
— 18% of married couples sleep with dogs
— 51% of Occupiers sleep with pigs
— 72% of liberals sleep with the devil


23 posted on 02/23/2012 7:51:05 AM PST by bossmechanic (If all else fails, hit it with a hammer)
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To: JoeProBono
Rahm Emanuel sleeps with teddy bear he was given by Obama as a going-away present.

Leni

24 posted on 02/23/2012 7:54:21 AM PST by MinuteGal
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25 posted on 02/23/2012 7:55:40 AM PST by Charles Henrickson ("Teddy. . . .")
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To: JoeProBono; Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix
Vilsack hits the sack:


26 posted on 02/23/2012 7:58:33 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (WEAR THE BEAR!)
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To: JoeProBono

Whenever I want to sleep next to a teddy, I buy Mrs. Theknow one from Frederick’s.


27 posted on 02/23/2012 8:02:35 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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28 posted on 02/23/2012 8:03:54 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono
Could be worse...


29 posted on 02/23/2012 8:04:45 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Jonty30

No they are not. They sound like a bunch of limp-wristed faggots.


30 posted on 02/23/2012 8:07:41 AM PST by EEGator
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To: Daffynition

31 posted on 02/23/2012 8:08:08 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono
Fifteen percent of men versus 10 percent of women reported they treat their teddy as their best friend and will share their intimate secrets with their bear.

Wow... Im not easily shocked, but this did it. ROTFL...

32 posted on 02/23/2012 8:09:21 AM PST by LambSlave
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To: JoeProBono

Is that you Joe?


33 posted on 02/23/2012 8:10:36 AM PST by WestwardHo
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To: EEGator

Not everybody has your perfect life.

Some people have to cope with degrees of loneliness.


34 posted on 02/23/2012 8:11:34 AM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: JoeProBono

Hell...I thought I was crazy for sleeping with a revolver.


35 posted on 02/23/2012 8:11:34 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: JoeProBono
I can't imagine being married to a man who sleeps with a teddy bear. It's creepy.

Other than that, good story. :)

36 posted on 02/23/2012 8:13:34 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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37 posted on 02/23/2012 8:14:19 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: LambSlave

75,000 forgotten bears left behind in its 452 hotels in England


38 posted on 02/23/2012 8:17:01 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: WestwardHo

WestwardHo hasn’t created an about page.


39 posted on 02/23/2012 8:18:05 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: Jonty30

So, because I don’t sleep with a teddy bear, I have a perfect life...right. I hope you’re a woman.


40 posted on 02/23/2012 8:18:05 AM PST by EEGator
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41 posted on 02/23/2012 8:19:45 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: BenLurkin

Hell...I thought I was crazy for sleeping with a revolver.

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Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I guess the rest of the Brits sleep with anatomically correct ‘blow up dolls’?


42 posted on 02/23/2012 8:20:06 AM PST by xrmusn ((6/98) EGOIST - A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. A. Bierce)
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To: JoeProBono

:)


43 posted on 02/23/2012 8:21:39 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: EEGator

No, I’m saying that because your life is perfect, you don’t find ways to cope with inadequateness, because you don’t have inadequacies. However, if you’re not perfect, than you’re inadequate and you have your ways of coping with it.

No, I am neither a women, nor gay, nor do I sleep with a teddy, but I also cope with my imperfectness in my own particular way.


44 posted on 02/23/2012 8:22:02 AM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: EEGator; Jonty30

He is.


45 posted on 02/23/2012 8:23:26 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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I knew there was one.


46 posted on 02/23/2012 8:24:17 AM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: JoeProBono

What sissy’s, sheeze


47 posted on 02/23/2012 8:25:26 AM PST by Scythian
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48 posted on 02/23/2012 8:25:46 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: Red Badger
A good hotel will provide ‘services’ for that.....just ask the concierge........

They'll bring me a cat? ;-)

49 posted on 02/23/2012 8:38:30 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: JoeProBono

When my husband goes out of town, each of my children give him one of their favorite stuffed animals to take with him. It makes the children feel better but a stuffed animal ‘comforting’ to a man? That is odd.


50 posted on 02/23/2012 8:41:03 AM PST by christianhomeschoolmommaof3
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