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To: max americana

Sort of related -

About 30 years ago some friends and I were partying in the middle of the day.

So - we run out of beer - and go to get more. My friend - sort of Portuguese/American - but whose only Spanish was getting bad grades in High School

So - we go in this liquor store. We are under age - but usually a little bravado, and I could get us through. So - the gal starts talking to my friend in Spanish - assuming - well - we were in kind of hispanic neighborhood, and he looks, well - kind of hispanic - so she thought he was a local. I was paying attention to something else - wasn’t really watching him. And he is sort of standing there - and he looks at me with this terrified face - and starts rubbing his eyes - and acting all weird -

He could not figure out what she was saying! It took me like pause pause - I didn’t really understand what was going on. What the heck is going on - this gal is jabbering in Spanish, and Jim has this weird look on his face ... Then - I’m saying Jim! - Jim! - she’s just speaking Spanish you idiot! He had this crazed look on his face. Priceless!

He thought he was so drunk he couldn’t understand English anymore!

All time classic.


30 posted on 02/23/2012 5:36:27 PM PST by Eldon Tyrell (question,.)
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To: Eldon Tyrell
He thought he was so drunk he couldn’t understand English anymore!

If he actually was drunk he should have understood the lady.

Given that Portuguese is sometimes called 'drunken Spanish.'

≤}B^)

42 posted on 02/23/2012 6:12:01 PM PST by Erasmus (BHO: New supreme leader of the rollin' homey empire.)
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